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Solar Eclipses Are Racist
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 8-5-17 | MOTUS

Posted on 08/05/2017 5:16:37 AM PDT by NOBO2012

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Or in the immortal words of Father Guido Sarducci:

sarduccisfc“It’s all-a politics.”

Even the path of the upcoming solar eclipse, according to Boston Globist, Matt Rocheleau, is about political sides:

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In the article that we’d like to think was tongue in cheek, but can’t be sure, Matt asks “Is the eclipse throwing shade at Clinton supporters?” The Twitterverse was quick to respond.

solar path

Indeed, the Hillary Eclipse would follow no known set astronomic physics - or rules of any kind  for that matter – and that would make it far more awesome: breaking the celestial glass ceiling so to speak.

path of hillary eclipse

And I don’t know if this means anything or not but I would point out that the Mormon Trail also cut overwhelmingly through areas that voted for Trump.

mormon trail

I suppose that could indicate some sort of collusion on Trump’s part with one of our other sworn enemies, Mitt Romney. More likely, all it means is that there will be a lot of folks clinging to their guns and religion along the path of totality of the August 21st solar eclipse.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.

Screenshot Studio capture #2716


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: hillaryclinton; racism; solareclipse; trump

1 posted on 08/05/2017 5:16:38 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

They’ll make you go blind too!


2 posted on 08/05/2017 5:19:30 AM PDT by xp38
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To: NOBO2012
AKA "flyover country"


3 posted on 08/05/2017 5:19:48 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Bill Clinton and Al Gore took illegal campaign contributions from the Chi-Coms and 'nobody' cared..)
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To: xp38

And a lot quicker than the other way.


4 posted on 08/05/2017 5:23:18 AM PDT by Bob (Damn, the democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves.)
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To: NOBO2012
Will the eclipse leave a stain?

It would be a good day to schedule a round-up. All of the elite looney left will be outside and concentrating on celestial matters.

5 posted on 08/05/2017 5:27:04 AM PDT by ptsal ( Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M. Twain)
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To: NOBO2012

Didn’t know solar eclipses were racists. We got to stop having racist eclipses...#BlackLivesMatterinSolarEclipes #StopRacistEclipeses


6 posted on 08/05/2017 6:05:12 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is DEPLORABLE :-))
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To: NOBO2012

Someone needs to start an eclipse thread. Where do you plan to be?


7 posted on 08/05/2017 6:11:16 AM PDT by Mercat (I know my redeemer lives.)
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To: NOBO2012

Global warming and climate change cause eclipses.


8 posted on 08/05/2017 6:22:18 AM PDT by SkyDancer (You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
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To: NOBO2012

Everthing is racists.


9 posted on 08/05/2017 6:26:15 AM PDT by sport
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To: Mercat

Right here! I live in metro east saint Louis. We are right in the path!


10 posted on 08/05/2017 7:22:08 AM PDT by cardinal4 ("Sat stonefaced while the building burned..")
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To: Mercat

Ground Zero here: Central Oregon Coast. It’s already crazy town here. Authorities are predicting loss of cell phone capability, internet, etc. Traffic through the coastal area is along Highway 101 - it’s already a nightmare due to heat wave inland (Salem, Portland, etc.).


11 posted on 08/05/2017 7:38:41 AM PDT by Inspectorette
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To: Mercat

I’m in Cape Girardeau, MO. We get over two minutes of totality. And as a bonus another one in 2024!


12 posted on 08/05/2017 8:03:13 AM PDT by hanamizu
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To: Mercat
Someone needs to start an eclipse thread. Where do you plan to be?

South Carolina just north of Charleston (Monks Corner area).

As for this Boston Globe observation, the idiocy of it is strong and leads one to wonder if the rest of their 'news coverage' equals it in intellectual value!

13 posted on 08/05/2017 8:32:12 AM PDT by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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To: NOBO2012

Up next?

The Creation of the entire Universe is Racist.

Science itself is Racist.

Nature is Racist.

Truth is Racist.

Physics is Racist.

Math is Racist.

Logic is Racist.

Reason is Racist.

For these fools the only thing real or true is in the now.

Hip hop, gangster rap, gender fluid, safe spaces and NOTHING that can be defined.

For these idiot progressives, anything that can be defined is attacked for its certainty.

As an example, when a white cop shoots dead a black person and there is clear evidence the cop was wrong, there are no protests. It’s only when the circumstances surrounding the shooting/death are somewhat unclear is when they rally their forces in protest.

They exploit uncertainty because they can’t exploit certainty.

Global Warming is another example.

Lgbt***, is another.

Trump and Russia is yet another.

The list goes on and on.


14 posted on 08/05/2017 8:34:54 AM PDT by Zeneta
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To: Inspectorette
Ground Zero here: Central Oregon Coast. It’s already crazy town here.

I hear you. I'm to your east, in the Cascade foothills, east of Lebanon. I'll be going to my back yard to see the "fun". Ho hum, another decade, another dollar. I was around for the near total eclipse in 1979, 82%. Had to stop work for 15 minutes, it was so dark.

I took my coastal vacation early this year, in July. Lodging and restaurant people in Newport said they were already building the barricades, so to speak, against the expected hordes.

15 posted on 08/05/2017 8:47:52 AM PDT by jimtorr
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To: NOBO2012

This is the most mind-numbingly insane stuff I’ve seen today.


16 posted on 08/05/2017 11:11:33 AM PDT by Thalean
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