whatever He/she decides to call him/herself, I'd better run so I won't get squashed.
Posted on 12/27/2015 3:50:17 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
LECANTO, Fla. — A woman is accused of shooting up meth and riding a motorized cart through a Walmart while eating chicken and drinking wine.
WFLA reported that 20-year-old Josseleen Elida Lopez faces charges after the incident reported at a Walmart in Lecanto, Fla. on Tuesday.
The suspect allegedly shot up meth and then ate sushi, cinnamon rolls, rotisserie chicken and drank wine while driving a motorized shopping cart at a Walmart....
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Mine too!! Well except for the meth and the sushi.
Maybe we could meet half way and make a really big statement. We could have races in the aisle and put this little gal to shame. :)
“Sushi? At Walmart? Yikes!”
Please tell me it isn’t true!!! Walmart sushi?
whatever He/she decides to call him/herself, I'd better run so I won't get squashed.
Usually.. it’s not a costume.
The problem is that she was drinking Red Wine with the chicken. Everyone knows that social decorum dictates that, when shooting up meth and riding a cart thru Walmart, chicken should be consumed with white wines such as Sauvignon Blanc or a fine Chardonnay.
This really blew my mind
The fact that me an overfed long haired leaping gnome
Should be the star of a Hollywood movie, hmmm
But there I was...
There was long one’s, tall ones, short ones, brown ones,
Black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones...
She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass
And raised it to her lips
And just before she drank it, she said
Take the wine dig that girl
Spill the wine, dig that girl
It’s a basic knowledge. White Wine with white meat and Red Wine with red meat.
Some people......
I thought that was what you were SUPPOSED to do there.
Did she use PJ O’ Rourke’s famous guide?
Female. No wing wang to squeeze.
Just another walmart faux pas add to the list.
Well, I hope the guys in Florida don’t let this little multitasker get away from them.
I want to know if she is a citizen or an ILLEGAL. I also want to know how many times has she been busted for drugs but let out on a promise to get clean
Sauvignon or Chardonnay ONLY when shooting meth and riding a cart thru Wallyworld.
The rest of the time a nice Peeece Porter is appropriate.
(Your post cracked me up so much..I think I’ll go to bed now. I like to end things on a funny note.)
They were playing Eric Burdon and War on the P.A. and she lost all control!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i0DMbCKnAg
I swear half the people I see riding around in those things ought to have their @ss kicked out and told to suck it up, go on a diet, and/or try to walk, exercise and toughen up like a normal human being rather than a fat-@ss victim (hence the "Wall-E person" name my family uses for them).
There are ACTUAL handicapped people out there in the world who benefit from these carts, vs. meth addicts, fat/lazy people who end up with leg issues due to trying to carry their bulk around (what ever happened to canes, walkers and diets, which would improve their condition via exercise vs. exacerbate it?), and other non-handicapped "victims" who ought to be kicked out of them to make way for real handicapped folks that actually need them.
What's sad is that in her picture she looks much younger than twenty, for now. If she keeps doing meth shell look forty this time next year.
Where did she shoot up meth? In the cart? In the store before getting in the cart? Somewhere else before entering the store?
Sometimes brew it up in a soda bottle in parking lot
Recently caught one clown here doing it - was on his dinner
break when cops driving by saw smoke coming from car
Found him brewing stuff up in car .........
I’m a totally & permanently 100% disabled veteran who uses them now, whereas six months ago I would just use a shopping cart to support myself. Things can change in the blink of an eye. And at 300lbs I’m sure you’d look at me as a Wall-E person hogging some “legitimate” disabled person’s scooter.
I think the problem is the Sushi......
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