Woman accused of shooting-up meth, riding cart thru Walmart while eating chicken, drinking

WGHP-TV ^ | December 26, 2015 | Staff

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LECANTO, Fla. — A woman is accused of shooting up meth and riding a motorized cart through a Walmart while eating chicken and drinking wine.

WFLA reported that 20-year-old Josseleen Elida Lopez faces charges after the incident reported at a Walmart in Lecanto, Fla. on Tuesday.

The suspect allegedly shot up meth and then ate sushi, cinnamon rolls, rotisserie chicken and drank wine while driving a motorized shopping cart at a Walmart....

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[lee martell]

Shot up Meth, ate Sushi and spilled the wine. Let’s go shopping!

[Fast Moving Angel]

Sushi? At Walmart? Yikes!

[bramps]

The suspect allegedly shot up meth and then ate sushi, cinnamon rolls, rotisserie chicken and drank wine while driving a motorized shopping cart at a Walmart
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Eating sushi with cinnamon roils? That's insane!

[Steely Tom]

I think one of the observations of the great Bill Murray, well-known artiste and philosopher, are in order here. He was addressing an incident involving Princess Margaret, but (as you will see) his words of wisdom are of value in this case also:

Everybody's very upset about it but I say, let her slide on this. I mean, let the woman slide. I know what you're saying, "Bill, you're Irish." I'm a hundred per cent Irish. I'm an American - but the blood is green. ... I say, let her slide.

I mean, she was just 'faced, that's all. She was just 'faced. I mean, she hits Chicago, she goes out to dinner with some wild green animals in that town, has a few cocktails and she just gets 'faced, you know. She turns to the Irish mayor of Chicago, Jane Byrne, says the Irish are pigs.

Tell me she wasn't too 'faced or nothin'. Not much she wasn't. So let her slide. You know, when somebody gets 'faced, you let 'em slide on that, especially, you know, a girl -- when they get 'faced. And, especially, a member of the royal family, you know?

[jdsteel]

“cleanup in aisle 7.....”

[parksstp]

lol, we live about 15 minutes from here. Don’t really like this Walmart location, the one in the Villages in a lot nicer.

Doesn’t surprise me though. That part of Citrus County/Bev Hills is, um interesting.

[TigersEye]

Takes some serious talent to do all that at once with only two hands. She does have only two hands doesn’t she?

[Signalman]

“Woman accused of shooting-up meth, riding cart thru Walmart while eating chicken, drinking”

IOW, your typical Walmart shopper.

[Cicero]

What’s the problem?

[Larry Lucido]

The suspect allegedly shot up meth and then ate sushi, cinnamon rolls, rotisserie chicken and drank wine while driving a motorized shopping cart at a Walmart....

And who hasn't done this at least once?

[Georgia Girl 2]

Girls just wanna have fun.

[samtheman]

Not clear from headline or story details:

Where did she shoot up meth? In the cart? In the store before getting in the cart? Somewhere else before entering the store?

Is the writer on meth?

What about the headline writer?

[TomGuy]

I just get the ole biddies who stand in front of the section I want to get to and block it with their carts, as they talk on the cellphones and are oblivious to others around them.

[lastchance]

Did she use PJ O’ Rourke’s famous guide?

[cripplecreek]

They see me rollin

They hatin.

[Hot Tabasco]

riding a motorized cart through a Walmart while eating chicken and drinking wine.

Wow, I'm surprised I never thought of that............All these times I simply walked.

[Larry Lucido]

Why not?

[occamrzr06]

Eating sushi with cinnamon roils? That's insane!

Not on meth.

[Signalman]

speaking of typical Walmart shoppers: