The problem is that she was drinking Red Wine with the chicken. Everyone knows that social decorum dictates that, when shooting up meth and riding a cart thru Walmart, chicken should be consumed with white wines such as Sauvignon Blanc or a fine Chardonnay.
It’s a basic knowledge. White Wine with white meat and Red Wine with red meat.
Some people......
Just another walmart faux pas add to the list.
Sauvignon or Chardonnay ONLY when shooting meth and riding a cart thru Wallyworld.
The rest of the time a nice Peeece Porter is appropriate.
(Your post cracked me up so much..I think I’ll go to bed now. I like to end things on a funny note.)