John Kerry claims his computer has been hacked, Chinese are ‘very likely’ reading his email

Twitchy ^ | 08-11-2015 | Twitchy Staff

[grey_whiskers]

John Kerry claims his computer has been hacked, Chinese are ‘very likely’ reading his email

[grey_whiskers]

Here's my thought: is there any chance that the Iran deal is happening because Kerry and Obozo are *currently* being blackmailed?

together with Hillary's top secret emails...?

If it were the Red Chinese they would't be scared of an idle threat of Obama shooting a cruise missile or two at them...

Inauguration Day (provided a real Republican wins) should prove *quite* interesting.

[grey_whiskers]

*PING* to news item. Remember, this is not muckraking by (say) Trump; it is an admission in public by one of the principals.

PS Why don’t we ask the Russians or Red Chinese for Lois Lerner’s emails and cut out the middleman?

[Paladin2]

THIS has to be satire.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

How does Kerry know that the Red Chinese hacked his computer? He didn’t even know that the Viet Cong were communists.

Perhaps the Egg Roll on his computer screen gave him a clue.

Chao, Whatsow!

[Tax-chick]

is there any chance that the Iran deal is happening because Kerry and Obozo are *currently* being blackmailed?

I don't think so. I think they both honestly want Iran to have nuclear weapons, because they hate the United States and they hate Israel.

[grey_whiskers]

THIS has to be satire.

Check the original source.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Maybe he can ask the Chinese for ALL of Hillary’s old emails.

You know, the ones SHE deleted from her unprotected server just before SHE left the Mistake Department.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

And I always thought those TRS-80s were a tough one to crack.

[x]

Teresa couldn’t tell him she spilled her gin on the keyboard ...

[Sasparilla]

Just ask the Russians and Chinese for Hillary’s emails.

[Navy Patriot]

John Kerry claims his computer has been hacked, Chinese are ‘very likely’ reading his email

Of course this is just a brilliant strategy by John Kerry (who served in Vietnam), to get the biggest part of the Chinese government to laugh themselves to death.

[beethovenfan]

Don’t they know who he is?

[onedoug]

What? His ChiCom pals?

[TomGuy]

How does Kerry know that the Red Chinese hacked his computer?

Probaby that pop-up that read:

All your e-mail are belong to us Red Chinese :)

[SERKIT]

We need to see if the Chinese can post Kerry’s wife’s recipe for rum-soaked raisins. Yum. Then perhaps they can get us up to speed on Hillary’s suspected C-12 Huron plane crash on or about December 8, 2012 while supposedly on a trip to negotiate with Iran. This led to the infamous flu/head injury/brain bleed/hospitalization and Kerry’s rapid take over of the State Department. Inquiring minds want to know.

[shibumi]

"So then Hirrary send him one
It say - "Why the rong face?"

[kjam22]

I think everybody is blackmailing everybody. Obammy is blackmailing Boehner and Roberts. Reid is blackmailing McConnel. Planned parenthood is blackmailing Hillary. Hillary is blackmailing Sharpton. Sharpton is blackmailing MSNBC. China is blackmailing Obammy. Iran is blackmailing Kerry because he was watching muslim porn while he was over there. Trump blackmailed Ailes and he’s blackmailing (applying leverage) to the GOPe. Moochell is being blackmailed by her transgender Doctor. Jeb is being blackmailed by Rove and Lindsey is being blackmailed by 3 male escorts in DC. That’s my take on it .....

[mountainlion]

Of course this is just a brilliant strategy by John Kerry (who served in Vietnam), or was self serving in Viet Nam...

Kerry also has a Christmas in Cambodia seared in his mind...

[RightGeek]

And they are getting a good laugh out of it.

[Nep Nep]

Federal government is too big to keep anything secret. Way too many vulnerability vectors of every stripe.