OK, So What Really Happened to Harry Reid?

powerlineblog.com ^ | Jan. 6, 2015 | John Hinderaker

[matt1234]

Super hero imitation gone wrong?

[pallis]

Harry was exercising and stopped to get a tune up.

[kanawa]

The vistor log shows a couple of guys named Chuck and Dave visited him shortly before the ‘accident’.

[Talisker]

He did a Hillary.

Or visa-versa.

[Southack]

Reid’s family was in a near-fatal accident back in 2010.
Reid “slipped and fell” in 2011.
Reid was in a Vegas rear-end collision in 2012.
...and now Reid has had another “exercising” accident on New Year’s Eve/Day 2014-2015.

Just 2013 is missing. Nothing to see here. No pattern suggesting extortion...

[Jimmy Valentine]

Looks like a hard left hook did that

[Caipirabob]

Elderly folks sometimes take a fall. He’s lucky he didn’t break something worse.

[trebb]

He did a Hillary.

And when he woke up, saw her next to him in the bed, and realized what he had done, he beat the tar out of himself while moaning, "No! No! No!"....

[pookie18]

Harry Reid Injured While 'Exercising'

[PROCON]

Heh-heh, cute Reid blurb :-)

[goodwithagun]

Hillary is what my husband calls double coyote ugly. Coyote ugly is when you wake up and chew off the arm around her to avoid waking her up. Double coyote ugly is when you chew off the other arm in case she comes looking for a one armed man.

[PJ-Comix]

So will Harry Reid be SUING the exercise equipment company? That’s what I would do if I got broken bones and other injuries because of faulty equipment. Of course, such a suit would cause discovery on the part of the exercise company. If Reid does NOT sue that company that tells us a lot right there.

[PJ-Comix]

I’m guessing this was a heat of the moment thing, possibly involving a prostitute.

Let me ask fellow Nevada Senator Geary about that.

[Radtechtravel]

Did Reid give new meaning and use for the “Knock-out” Game?