And when he woke up, saw her next to him in the bed, and realized what he had done, he beat the tar out of himself while moaning, "No! No! No!"....
Hillary is what my husband calls double coyote ugly. Coyote ugly is when you wake up and chew off the arm around her to avoid waking her up. Double coyote ugly is when you chew off the other arm in case she comes looking for a one armed man.