Posted on 12/17/2014 6:00:02 PM PST by Impala64ssa
On the first day of Chanukah My true love sent to me. Some gelt with Ju dah Macc a bee
On the second day of Chanukah My true love sent to me. 2 plastic dreidels And some gelt with Ju dah Macc a bee
On the third day of Hanukkah My true love sent to me. 3 crispy latkes 2 plastic dreidels And some gelt with Ju dah Macc a bee
On the fourth day of Hanukkah My true love sent to me. 4 sufganiyot 3 crispy latkes 2 plastic dreidels And some gelt with Ju dah Macc a bee
On the fifth day of Hanukkah My true love sent to me. 5. Jelly rings 4 sufganiyot 3 crispy latkes 2 plastic dreidels And some gelt with Ju dah Macc a bee
On the sixth day of Hanukkah My true love sent to me. 6 kids a screaming 5. Jelly rings 4 sufganiyot 3 crispy latkes 2 plastic dreidels And some gelt with Ju dah Macc a bee
On the seventh day of Hanukkah My true love sent to me 7 pounds of brisket 6 kids a screaming 5. Jelly rings 4 sufganiyot 3 crispy latkes 2 plastic dreidels And some gelt with Ju dah Macc a bee
On the eight day of Hanukkah My true love sent to me 8. bottles of pepto 7. pounds of brisket 6 kids a screaming 5. Jelly rings 4 sufganiyot 3 crispy latkes 2 plastic dreidels And some gelt with Ju dah Macc a bee
If you don't want it I'll take em!
On the 7th day I would wish for 7 Ferrari 458 Italias, each in a different color for each day of the week, though none in pink or purple. For the 8’th day I definately would not wish for wives. The first day is entirely enough!
OJ Simpson, still not a Jew.
So you end up with 18 kids screaming? It’s a good thing you are getting 14 pounds of brisket, they are probably hungry!
ROFLM ..... AO!!
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