i'd like to see him GET the 0bola and THEN lead by example...
Posted on 10/31/2014 7:32:01 PM PDT by John Semmens
Since he was appointed as President Obama's "Ebola Czar," Ron Klain has disappeared from sight. Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest tried to reassure the media, saying that "I recognize that all of you have not had a chance to see him and talk to him every day, but the President certainly has."
Klain's exceptionally "low profile" is "all according to plan," Earnest said. "Ron is leading by example. The best way not to get the disease is by scrupulously avoiding contact with anyone who might be infected. By staying out of sight and not venturing forth to meet anyone for any reason he is keeping himself safe from infection."
"We are hoping that this exemplary self-discipline will serve as a model for voluntary compliance with the President's desire that people take precautions on their own," Earnest added. "The fact that Ron can do this by himself demonstrates that we do not need a quarantine on travelers from the west African nations currently being ravaged by the disease."
"Let me close by assuring the American people that their worst fear regarding this deadly disease has virtually no chance of coming about," Earnest promised. "The President is, and will be, protected at all times. No one who has any prospect of carrying this infection will be permitted within spitting or sneezing range. The Secret Service has been instructed to use lethal force, if necessary, to insure his safety."
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i'd like to see him GET the 0bola and THEN lead by example...
Sarcasm aside,
after the Election, the Czar’s role will be shown
to have been to have eliminated MSM coverage.
Leading from left field
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They put the knothead on the Witness Protection Program.
Haha - good one!
Actually, he’s FOLLOWING the example of his “boss.”
Thanks again for the ping.
I smell BS coming from someplace. I think it is from the Obola communication dunce.
I wonder, how many parasites has he hired to “help” with the “crisis?”
Think if we turn over a few rocks might find him....???
Considering thats where he came from..........
After the election, Mr. Klain will announce that germ theory has been proven to be a racist plot.
....many a true word spoken in jest....
John is so good at this that even with the “Satire” in the header I still almost get sucked in.
LOL
Didn’t need to read the whole thing. Just the first part is gold.
A link to this thread has been posted on the Ebola Surveillance Thread
Great stuff (especially the “spitting or sneezing range”. (8^D)
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