Posted on 09/13/2014 1:08:30 PM PDT by John Semmens
US Secretary of State John Kerry challenged ISIL’s definition of itself and insisted that the self-proclaimed Islamic State is not, in fact, Islamic.
“I studied Islam in college,” Kerry asserted. “None of the books I read or classes I took mentioned anything about beheading unbelievers or raping women. I’ll stack this up against the mutterings of an uneducated terrorist any day of the week.”
Palestinian-Jordanian politician Muhammad Bayoudh Al-Tamimi disagreed with Kerry and maintained that ISIL’s “actions and words stem directly from the Quran and Sunna—two of Islam’s most sacred texts.”
A spokesman for ISIL suggested that “perhaps this chattering moron, Kerry, has not read the right books or listened to the words of practicing believers. If he falls into our hands we will give him the opportunity to rectify this gap in his education. Then we will cut his head off as the Quran commands.”
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Yup. The same college that taught him to hate America.
Islambs?
Another talking point ejaculation from the Ketchup King gigolo.
his ketchup is not ketchup....
Whew!!!!
Almost....again...
Is the Islamic State not muslim?
Don’t they read their ‘inspired’ book, the Koran, just like every mooooooderate muslim does?
Wake up, America!
Yo!
Kerrry!
Next time, try reading the book (The Queer-anne)!
What a moron.
When his Muslim in Chief (Jarrett) tells him to say it...he says it.
Well if Lurch says so, it must be true; he is after-all in a position of respect,honor,dignity,trustworthiness, and knows these things.../s
What did the White Hut and MSM tell us about this? Did we hear word ONE then that the Muslim Brotherhood and Muslim Sisterhood (h/t Huma) weren't ISLAMIC?
NOOOOOOOO!
HF
Got me with this one
LOL
Are you kidding me? The man says who they are and you are telling me they are not. Somehow, I want to believe the man himself. I believe they are Islamic.
“I studied Islam in college,” Kerry asserted. “None of the books I read or classes I took mentioned anything about beheading unbelievers...
Kerry is one of the most educated imbeciles on Earth. And that’s an insult to actual imbeciles.
The Koran/Q’uran, Surah 8:12 -
When your Lord revealed to the angels: I am with you, therefore make firm those who believe. I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore STRIKE OFF THEIR HEADS and strike off every fingertip of them.
Okay Lurch, then why do they give Christians the choice of converting to Islam or having their head cut off? And why is it that when capture these scumbags we give them a Koran?
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