Posted on 03/12/2014 9:46:13 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
This has been making rounds. Some are really good, and the others I haven't gotten yet ;-P
Yes, I got all but about 5, and may get those if I think about them. That doesn’t mean they’re all funny, but some are. Thanks for posting.
To the plumber, the word reads “yoonyunized.” To the chemist, it’s “un-eye-un-ized.”
See post 108
Thanks though! Can;t believe I got the others, and missed that one,,, the very st!
We are running the programmer joke by those who write our specs. We want to know what a software tester would do with those instructions.
I’m a BA. That’s one of the reasons I thought it was so funny. I also wear SA and TA hats from time to time, btw, so that one really did speak to the pitfalls of what I do.
Loved that one a few years ago but now it seems a little tired. Maybe because I'm tired.
Nobody’s smarter than Yogi Berra!
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That reminds me of an ad for nearby amusement park called Carowinds. The slogan was: “Nothing’s more fun!” So I saved the $50 admission fee and had more fun at home.
Same with turning iron into gold.
One atom says to another, “I think I lost an electron...”
The other one says, “Are you positive?”
“Descartes responds “I think not” and vanishes into thin air.”
Now that’s a riot.
Noah observes that the rain had stopped, and the Ark was on dry land.
So, he opens the gates and tells all the animals to go forth and multiply.
As he is watching the procession, a couple of snakes go up to Noah and say to him “We’re adders. How can we multiply?”
Noah thinks about this for a moment, and gets an idea.
He goes back into the Ark to get his tools and proceeds to cut down a tree, and builds a table using the branches.
Then, he sets the snakes on the table and says to them...
“There. Even adders can multiply on a log table.”
I should have looked ahead to see where that adder joke was going.
“Godel is known for the “Incompleteness Theorem.” For a given (non-trivial) formal system, there will be statements that are true in that system, but which cannot be proved to be true inside the system.”
Then the proposition that that there is no God could never be proved.
The first two logicians couldn’t answer the bartenders question until the third one indicated yes. Do ALL OF YOU want a beer?
If either of the first two had answered no, then either the second or the third would have answered no, which is why the third could declare YES. Had either of the first two NOT wanted a beer, the answer to the bartender’s question would be no.
My favorites are 4 and 12.
All but #13, so I gues I’m super brainy for not wasting brain cells on Chomsky!
I actually thought 19 was funny.
Hahahahahahaha! Threads like this are why I have stayed on FR all these years...:)
Thanx. I didn’t know the other two guys.
My son in college was taking logic. It didn’t make any sense to me - just a bunch of symbols and stuff - could have been hieroglyphics for all I could tell.
His first logics class - straight A’s!
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