Obamacare Website Accidentally Enrolls Thousands in Sex Offender Registry (Satire)

The Daily Currant ^ | Oct. 21, 2013 | The Daily Currant

[FR_addict]

The federal health care exchange at Heathcare.gov has accidentally enrolled thousands of applicants in the government's sex offender registry, the latest of many technical failures to hit the troubled site.

According to several senior officials, since the exchange went live on Oct. 1 around 40,000 individuals looking to buy insurance have instead been listed on the National Sex Offender Public Website (NSOPW), a searchable database of rapists, molesters and others convicted of sex crimes.

The mix up was first discovered by people searching for sex offenders in their neighborhoods, only to find their own names. Administrators are uncertain how such an error occurred, but they note that both websites were built by the same contractor, CGI Federal. ...

[molson209]

Yep, satire..

Obamacare will be able to control everything ,well that was the plan if it works LOL

[rockabyebaby]

If someone hadn’t posted it was satire I would have believed it!!

[Slyfox]

It might not be satire when we find out that in order to make the numbers look good they begin to enroll sex offenders, prisoners, illegal aliens, dead people registered as democrats, etc.

[Responsibility2nd]

So, What exactly is the difference between signing up at Heathcare.gov verses the National Sex Offender Public Website?

(Insert joke here)

[SC_Pete]

It’s hard to do satire when reality is so outrageous to begin with. THIS IS ACTUALLY PLAUSIBLE.

[null and void]

Who gets screwed?

[Sacajaweau]

Of course, all jailbirds get free medical....and meals and companionship. No wonder there are so many criminals. It’s a freeloaders dream.

[FR_addict]

“It’s hard to do satire when reality is so outrageous to begin with. THIS IS ACTUALLY PLAUSIBLE.”

Who would have ever thought we would have a President demanding we go to a website to sign up for a product we don't want and a supreme Court that said it was legal. The 1-800-xxx-xxxx Obama gave out like a tv advertisement hawker adds to the craziness of our times.

This may be satire, but considering how bad the source code for this site is, I am sure hackers will be able to get personal info from this site.

[SC_Pete]

Yeah, the hackers will have a field day with this thing.

[fungoking]

“I haven't had sex with a donkey in years...”

Sounds like a democrat.

[dblshot]

And I will bet the ranch that 10 years from now some person’s name will come up still on that list and the person will be dragged through the streets as a sex offender.
Naw, the way we're going in 10 years they'll be dragging people on the "owns a gun" list through the streets.

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