1 posted on
09/05/2013 5:39:20 PM PDT by
massmike
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To: massmike
If that’s a joke, it’s very funny.
2 posted on
09/05/2013 5:40:14 PM PDT by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
To: massmike
3 posted on
09/05/2013 5:41:20 PM PDT by
svcw
(Stand or die)
To: massmike
It’s like taking the beef out of hamburgers.
But wait, we can replace it with tofu.
4 posted on
09/05/2013 5:41:43 PM PDT by
353FMG
( I do not say whether I am serious or sarcastic -- I respect FReepers too much.)
To: massmike
5 posted on
09/05/2013 5:42:22 PM PDT by
barmag25
To: massmike
This was printed in the Examiner under satire.
6 posted on
09/05/2013 5:42:25 PM PDT by
Perdogg
(Cruz-Paul 2016)
To: massmike
Imagine there’s no ball
It’s easy if you try..
We are all winners
Don’t have to ask why.
7 posted on
09/05/2013 5:42:37 PM PDT by
cyn
(Benghazi.)
To: massmike; John Semmens; AuH2ORepublican; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; Clintonfatigued; Perdogg; ...
I was hoping this was a parody or that today was April 1st.
Epic fail doesn’t go far enough in describing this.
Not keeping score is horrible enough but take away that ball? Just what the hell will the kids actually be doing? They do a lot of meth up north, eh?
8 posted on
09/05/2013 5:44:09 PM PDT by
Impy
(RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
To: massmike; John Semmens; AuH2ORepublican; fieldmarshaldj; GOPsterinMA; Clintonfatigued; Perdogg; ...
No, wait it’s gotta be fake.
It’s hard to tell these days.
9 posted on
09/05/2013 5:45:21 PM PDT by
Impy
(RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
To: massmike
“If you imagine you’re good at soccer, then, you are.”
KID: You mean I can imagine I’m really good in anything, even the NFL? I’m better than Tom Brady? Keeewllllllll...
10 posted on
09/05/2013 5:45:42 PM PDT by
max americana
(fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story))
To: massmike
Instead of having “What did Jesse Jackson say?” competitions, now we can have “Is it real news or satire?” competitions.
To: massmike
If this isn’t a parody it is proof that liberalism is a mental disorder!
14 posted on
09/05/2013 5:52:53 PM PDT by
Baynative
(Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.)
To: massmike
Just like “you know who” took the balls out of Foreign Policy?
15 posted on
09/05/2013 5:54:24 PM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(Henceforth, the Office of the President shall be known as IMPOTUS)
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18 posted on
09/05/2013 6:05:43 PM PDT by
redreno
(Americans don't go Gault. Americans go Postal.)
To: massmike
Maybe it is satire, but I have actually had a ‘mother’ tell me that she doesn’t let her kids play sports because ‘they are already winners in my mind, and by not ever losing, they can stay winners in their minds, too.” Not kidding. A GenWhyMe 27 year old.
19 posted on
09/05/2013 6:07:35 PM PDT by
CodeToad
(Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off. -786 +969)
To: massmike
They don’t need a ball.They don’t even have to go thru the motions of a game. Each team gathers at opposite ends of the field, and imagines how they would play and score. When time runs out, they then cheer at what they imagine their outcome was.
Oh -—— wait. Better cancel that last part, as one team might out cheer the other team. Better gather together and sing Kum-ba-ya———— but all at the same noise level. And then go home after a friendly, lovely, kindly, fair, game of soccer. And ——— no dirty uniforms!!!!!
20 posted on
09/05/2013 6:18:10 PM PDT by
Exit148
To: massmike
Hey, maybe we can do the same with elections and remove the vote so there is no winner or loser. /sarc
23 posted on
09/05/2013 6:34:07 PM PDT by
QT3.14
(USA born 7.4.1776 fathered by geniuses, died 11.4.2008 - Suicide -)
To: massmike
I like it.... And I don't even have to 'imagine' that I couldn't care less.
I know it's just satire.
24 posted on
09/05/2013 6:52:07 PM PDT by
Bullish
(Psalm 46)
To: massmike
And soccer gets even more boring.
32 posted on
09/05/2013 7:27:56 PM PDT by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: massmike
It’s satire, but I bet if you initiated a movement to do exactly what the satire says it’s doing, a number of dippy people would agree with it. For instance, many of these clowns like the idea of not keeping score. I guess they don’t realize that boys love to play games and keep score. Even at a very early age.
40 posted on
09/06/2013 12:25:21 AM PDT by
S.O.S121.500
(Case back hoe for sale or trade for diesel wood chipper....Enforce the Bill of Rights. It's the Law!)
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