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To ensure every child 'wins', Ontario athletic association removes ball from soccer
cbc.ca ^ | 09/05/2013 | n/a

Posted on 09/05/2013 5:39:19 PM PDT by massmike

With the growing concern over the effects of competition in youth sports programs this summer, many Canadian soccer associations eliminated the concept of keeping score. The Soccer Association of Midlake, Ontario, however, has taken this idea one step further, and have completely removed the ball from all youth soccer games and practices.

According to Association spokesperson, Helen Dabney-Coyle, "By removing the ball, it's absolutely impossible to say 'this team won' and 'this team lost' or 'this child is better at soccer than that child.'"

"We want our children to grow up learning that sport is not about competition, rather it's about using your imagination. If you imagine you're good at soccer, then, you are."

(Excerpt) Read more at cbc.ca ...


TOPICS: Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: satire; trophiesforall
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To: 353FMG

Or, The Invisiburger. You pay and get nothing.

Sounds like the Feds.


21 posted on 09/05/2013 6:23:04 PM PDT by onedoug
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To: Impy

“The ball-less soccer this year is a challenge from a coaching perspective,” said Keith Schultz, head coach of a ball-less Midlake team for children under the age of 11, according to the report. “I have to do a lot of imagining.”

from your linked article

sad that its so close to the realm of “au courant” MODERNE possibilities!


22 posted on 09/05/2013 6:32:30 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team / al-Kilab Division)
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To: massmike

Hey, maybe we can do the same with elections and remove the vote so there is no winner or loser. /sarc


23 posted on 09/05/2013 6:34:07 PM PDT by QT3.14 (USA born 7.4.1776 fathered by geniuses, died 11.4.2008 - Suicide -)
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To: massmike
I like it.... And I don't even have to 'imagine' that I couldn't care less.

I know it's just satire.

24 posted on 09/05/2013 6:52:07 PM PDT by Bullish (Psalm 46)
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To: Impy; All

So f**king gay...


25 posted on 09/05/2013 6:52:27 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (Time to musk up.)
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To: GOPsterinMA

It’s fake, I was fooled. The world is just crazy enough that I bought it for about a minute before I realized there was no way.


26 posted on 09/05/2013 6:55:02 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: Impy

It has to be satire, but I don’t think it is.

No ball in soccer. lol


27 posted on 09/05/2013 6:55:58 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: cyn

Momma had a chicken, momma had a cow, daddy was proud, he didn’t care how


28 posted on 09/05/2013 6:56:51 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Perdogg

But then again, that is how elected Republicans play politics, with no....


29 posted on 09/05/2013 7:01:47 PM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of "gun free zones"?)
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To: Impy

Oh, I bet this will be done.


30 posted on 09/05/2013 7:10:10 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (Time to musk up.)
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To: GeronL; GOPsterinMA; sickoflibs

Yeah it is, tons of major media were fooled and printed it.

http://www.sportsgrid.com/soccer/entire-nation-of-canada-gloriously-punkd-by-networks-story-on-youth-soccer-no-ball-league/

Even a few years ago I would have laughed but we seem to be going in this direction. Maybe it’s just an early scoop of what will happen in another few years.


31 posted on 09/05/2013 7:18:30 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: massmike

And soccer gets even more boring.


32 posted on 09/05/2013 7:27:56 PM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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To: Impy

“Maybe it’s just an early scoop of what will happen in another few years.”

Bet on it!

RE: Welker. He’s had a couple big drops over the last couple years, I think that’s why NE let him go.


33 posted on 09/05/2013 7:34:18 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (Time to musk up.)
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To: GOPsterinMA; campaignPete R-CT

And he catches a TD. The Caucasian sensation. Best cracka WR since Steve Largent.


34 posted on 09/05/2013 8:20:21 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: Impy; campaignPete R-CT

“And he catches a TD. The Caucasian sensation. Best cracka WR since Steve Largent.”

Them’s big words...:)


35 posted on 09/05/2013 8:28:26 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (Time to musk up.)
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To: Impy; campaignPete R-CT

2 TD’s for “Da Cracka”!


36 posted on 09/05/2013 8:34:12 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (Time to musk up.)
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To: campaignPete R-CT

...Pam...

Be aware of robots spraying Pam...


37 posted on 09/05/2013 8:48:09 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (Time to musk up.)
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To: massmike

It’s satire, but I bet if you initiated a movement to do exactly what the satire says it’s doing, a number of dippy people would agree with it. For instance, many of these clowns like the idea of not keeping score. I guess they don’t realize that boys love to play games and keep score. Even at a very early age.


38 posted on 09/05/2013 9:00:30 PM PDT by driftless2
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To: 353FMG

But wait, we can replace it with tofu.

Actually I make a pretty decent bean burger-


39 posted on 09/05/2013 10:20:41 PM PDT by handmade
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lolBOOKmsrk


40 posted on 09/06/2013 12:25:21 AM PDT by S.O.S121.500 (Case back hoe for sale or trade for diesel wood chipper....Enforce the Bill of Rights. It's the Law!)
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