“If you imagine you’re good at soccer, then, you are.”
KID: You mean I can imagine I’m really good in anything, even the NFL? I’m better than Tom Brady? Keeewllllllll...
I’m going to bed early, happy and comforted by the knowledge that just by thinking about it I can pull a 100mph major league fastball into the left field stands, wait on the curve and go opposite field, have more moves and agility at shortstop than Ozzy Smith at his prime, and can throw anyone out at first from deep short and the edge of the outfield grass with my cannon arm. When I wake up tomorrow I’m hoping that there’s a multi-year multi-million dollar major league contract on the nightstand.