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The Instrument Of Murder That Claims 35% More Victims Than The Rifle...
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Posted on 01/04/2013 10:33:09 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
The numbers, brought to you by  Breitbart, are real and from the FBI. I want to say I'm surprised, but I'm not...

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: guncontrol; hammers; satire; secondamendment
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To: The Looking Spoon
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
    Does a hammer with a composite handle get classes as an assault hammer?
 
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posted on 
01/04/2013 10:39:46 AM PST
by 
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Some cultures are destined to remain stupid and we need to quit trying to uplift them.)
 
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
    Count on roofing nailers to be banned in 3...2...1...
 
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posted on 
01/04/2013 10:41:10 AM PST
by 
LadyBuck
(I've read so much about the evils of drinking & smoking that I've given up reading.)
 
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
    I’ve used a belt fed semi auto nail gun with a pistol grip.
 
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posted on 
01/04/2013 10:41:58 AM PST
by 
CrazyIvan
(Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
 
To: The Looking Spoon
    Don't forget swimming pools! A child who lives in a house that has guns and a swimming pool is much more likely to drown in that pool than to be killed by one of those guns.
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posted on 
01/04/2013 10:42:06 AM PST
by 
utahagen
 
To: The Looking Spoon
    Very well. It's time for hammer control.
 Every hammer gets a serial number.
 No hammer can be bought without BATF&H approval.
 There will be a 5 day waiting period on hammer purchases, to avoid heat-of-the-moment hammer killings.
 No one may sell a hammer without having a BATF&H license.
 Semi-automatic hammers are prohibited.
 Hammers than can strike more than 10 nails without reloading the nail pouch are prohibited.
 And that's just a start. We must do something about hammer violence!
To: The Looking Spoon
    If I blogged I would write a response to that “comedian”who said rifle owners are making up for this lack of “manhood”. My response would be related to hammer size and manhood. If you own a sledgehammer you are trying to make up for something. Who needs all the different various hammers? Why do you need automatic hammers, or nail guns with extended “clips” of more than 10 nails?
 
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posted on 
01/04/2013 10:46:40 AM PST
by 
Chipper
(You can't kill an Obamazombie by destroying the brain...they didn't have one to begin with.)
 
To: The Looking Spoon
    Listening to too much Pete Seeger, obviously.
 
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posted on 
01/04/2013 10:47:36 AM PST
by 
rey
 
To: The Looking Spoon
    We had the deaths of two fireman here in Webster on the morning of December 24th 2012. The killer was a man who had killed his 92 year old grandmother with a hammer in 1980....bashing her head 13 times.
He was released after 17 years and lived here for 15 years with no KNOWN incident....until Dec. 24th. 
He should have NEVER been released.
 
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
    “Does a hammer with a composite handle get classes as an assault hammer?”
Does a sledgehammer get classified as a “heavy weapon” by Bill O’Reilly?
 
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posted on 
01/04/2013 10:54:29 AM PST
by 
mkboyce
 
To: The Looking Spoon
    The FBI nailed it. 
 Violence and deaths associated with illegal drugs exceed firearm related deaths by huge margins. But that won't be adressed by the anti-self defense crowd. Be sure to use that term....because it really is about taking away your personal right to self-defense and placing you and your family and your property's protection under the full responsibility of the government.
 
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posted on 
01/04/2013 10:57:39 AM PST
by 
Mobilemitter
(We must learn to fin >-)> for ourselves.........)
 
To: mkboyce
    I hope I don’t get busted. I have some concealed hammers in my truck.
 
To: mkboyce
    After posting my original comment, I realized that the hammers in my collection consist of a 16” claw hammer with a fiberglass handle and a 40oz dead-blow hammer which is all plastic. Holy crap, I own assault tools!
 
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posted on 
01/04/2013 10:59:52 AM PST
by 
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Some cultures are destined to remain stupid and we need to quit trying to uplift them.)
 
To: CrazyIvan
    I believe that qualifies as a weapon of mass construction.
 
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posted on 
01/04/2013 11:01:10 AM PST
by 
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Some cultures are destined to remain stupid and we need to quit trying to uplift them.)
 
To: CrazyIvan
    I can shoot over 100 spikes from my Bostitch framing gun (assault...?) without having to reload... 
 ;-\
 
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posted on 
01/04/2013 11:03:32 AM PST
by 
Gargantua
("Barbie O'Bunga ~ America's First Fly-Strewn, Maggot-Gagging Fag President")
 
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on 
01/04/2013 11:06:31 AM PST
by 
skinkinthegrass
(who'll take tomorrow,spend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Bozo man can :-)
 
To: grobdriver
    Every private sector hammer takes a job away from a union carpenter.
 
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posted on 
01/04/2013 11:11:18 AM PST
by 
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
 
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on 
01/04/2013 11:11:58 AM PST
by 
Lockbar
(Quality Factory Loaded Ammunition-----The New Gold)
 
To: grobdriver
    I'll give up my hammer - when they pry it from my cold dead hand.
 Actually . . . I hardly ever use it anymore in this Obama economy for home-builders.
 Sigh.
 
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posted on 
01/04/2013 11:13:06 AM PST
by 
builder
(I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
 
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