[grobdriver]

Very well. It's time for hammer control.
Every hammer gets a serial number.
No hammer can be bought without BATF&H approval.
There will be a 5 day waiting period on hammer purchases, to avoid heat-of-the-moment hammer killings.
No one may sell a hammer without having a BATF&H license.
Semi-automatic hammers are prohibited.
Hammers than can strike more than 10 nails without reloading the nail pouch are prohibited.
And that's just a start. We must do something about hammer violence!

[massgopguy]

Every private sector hammer takes a job away from a union carpenter.

[builder]

I'll give up my hammer - when they pry it from my cold dead hand.

Actually . . . I hardly ever use it anymore in this Obama economy for home-builders.

Sigh.

[READINABLUESTATE]

You didn’t mention micro stamping of all objectes hit by the evil assasult hammer.