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What Would Obama Say If He Were At Jesus's Birth?
The Looking Spoon ^ | 12-5-12 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 12/05/2012 10:17:42 AM PST by The Looking Spoon



TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: barackobama; blogpimping; christmas; jesus; satire
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1 posted on 12/05/2012 10:17:49 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

God didn’t do that! Somebody else made that happen! And if only Mary had contraception!


2 posted on 12/05/2012 10:19:38 AM PST by cotton1706
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To: The Looking Spoon

To Michelle, they think no one can read lips: “All this for a damn Savior?”....


3 posted on 12/05/2012 10:20:28 AM PST by NEMDF
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To: The Looking Spoon

Haven’t seen any comparisons to Herod the Great yet . . . but with the abortion policies, those can’t be too far off.


4 posted on 12/05/2012 10:20:59 AM PST by Olog-hai
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To: The Looking Spoon


He'd say: "Hey kid, here's a picture of me to celebrate you meeting me."
5 posted on 12/05/2012 10:22:34 AM PST by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Dole are sure losers. No more!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

“Too bad she’s being punished by giving birth to that obligate parasite. Since it’s just a recent birth, she can put it in a medical waste hamper and let it die. Besides, it’s a cracker baby”


6 posted on 12/05/2012 10:22:53 AM PST by laweeks
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To: The Looking Spoon

“We need to increase the excise tax on frankincense and myrrh.”


7 posted on 12/05/2012 10:22:53 AM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree (July 4, 1776: Declaration of Independence. Nov 6, 2012: Declaration of Dependence. R.I.P. America.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

BHO would want to tax the gifts baby Jesus received in the manger.


8 posted on 12/05/2012 10:23:07 AM PST by Trapped Behind Enemy Lines
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To: The Looking Spoon

“There is no King but I, Herod!” -Barry the Grate, King of Fink.


9 posted on 12/05/2012 10:24:00 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: TruthShallSetYouFree

He’d take the gold and schedule a friends and family vacation.


10 posted on 12/05/2012 10:24:51 AM PST by bgill (We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Luke 2:1 And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.

Obama: I'm here from Caesar and I'm here to tax you!
(By the way, Joseph, you didn't father that).

11 posted on 12/05/2012 10:26:17 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Big Bird is a brood parasite: laid in our nest 43 years ago and we are still feeding him.)
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“Too bad she’s being punished by giving birth to that obligate parasite.
Since it’s just a recent birth, she can put it in a medical waste hamper and let it die.
Besides, it’s a cracker baby”
and Jewish, too...

12 posted on 12/05/2012 10:26:26 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Who can take tomorrow, Spend it all today? Who can take your income And tax it all away? Obama Man :)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Yo Joseph, you didn't conceive that!

Somebody else made that happen.

13 posted on 12/05/2012 10:27:52 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: KarlInOhio

Kudos, Karl, very well done.


14 posted on 12/05/2012 10:29:31 AM PST by definitelynotaliberal
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To: The Looking Spoon

“If I had a son, he’d be Jesus.”


15 posted on 12/05/2012 10:29:39 AM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

No, over here! Look at me!! I'm the ONE!!! Worship me!!!!


16 posted on 12/05/2012 10:30:04 AM PST by Perseverando (Gun control? It's the OBOTS who are filling up prisons for violent crimes, not the Tea Party.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Baby killer 0bammy,the antiCHRIST, would’ve been pressuring Mary to have an abortion, either before, or after the birth.


17 posted on 12/05/2012 10:30:28 AM PST by The Sons of Liberty ( What have you heard about Fast and Furious or Benghazi lately?)
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To: KarlInOhio

We have a winner!! :)


18 posted on 12/05/2012 10:31:29 AM PST by iceskater (Enjoy your chains, comrades.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

What’s he doing in my manger?


19 posted on 12/05/2012 10:31:37 AM PST by Hootowl
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To: The Looking Spoon

The question doesn’t make sense.
You were at your own birth, right?


20 posted on 12/05/2012 10:39:47 AM PST by ctdonath2 ($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com)
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