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DUmmie FUnnies 10-26-12 ("Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham)
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| October 26, 2012
| Lena Dunham, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
Posted on 10/26/2012 9:36:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: kimchi lover
I know. It’s pretty disgusting.
61
posted on
10/26/2012 1:58:46 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: FredZarguna
Lazamataz: (reluctantly) Yes.
(Court erupts into shouting, several people rush the witness stand with clenched fists)
62
posted on
10/26/2012 2:00:07 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
To: Gay State Conservative; Cyber Liberty
You know, Lena's got a pretty serious blotch developing there on her right arm. She ought to get that looked at. Antibiotics might help.
To: Charles Henrickson
You want to do it with a guy who brought the troops out of Iraq. Premature Withdrawal Preferred
64
posted on
10/26/2012 2:02:20 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Lena Dunham -> Unheld a Man)
To: Charles Henrickson
My first time voting was amazing. It was this line in the sand. Lateral move from the head in the sand...
65
posted on
10/26/2012 2:07:24 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Lena Dunham -> Unladen Ham)
To: Charles Henrickson
I’d have to be beyond drunk to even consider this fat little ugly woman.
I bet she’s a whiny little b**** too.
66
posted on
10/26/2012 2:08:27 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are just useful idiots.)
To: Lazamataz; FredZarguna
Gloria Allred: Would you hit me?
Lazamataz: (reluctantly) Yes.
To: Lazamataz
Judge: Order in the Court! (banging gavel furiously) I will have Order in this Court! Mr. Mataz, you are hereby sentenced to one year's house arrest. Bailiff: make sure you place the restraint bracelet around the offending member; clearly an anklet will not be adequate bring this reprobate's impulses under control.
Lazamataz: What about time off for good behavior?
Judge: [With apologies to Cheech and Chong] Bailiff, whack his Pee-Pee. He is clearly trying to make a mockery of this court. "Good behavior" indeed! You sir are in contempt!
68
posted on
10/26/2012 2:12:51 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(Can he even count to zero?)
To: GraceG
I always wondered about their relationship...
69
posted on
10/26/2012 2:13:03 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(But $oro$ pulls ALL the $tring$)
To: Charles Henrickson
Guaranteed if you hit it her way, that’s one big ‘E’...
70
posted on
10/26/2012 2:26:00 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(World Series Break BUMP)
To: Slings and Arrows
Should have said, “hung over”...but if you like that version better, who am I to judge? :-)
71
posted on
10/26/2012 3:03:18 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
To: mikrofon
Dude, that’s not where her head is stuck.
72
posted on
10/26/2012 3:05:18 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
To: Lazamataz
“And that, for most women, is a little painful, definitely unsatisfying, and usually ends in a bloody mess.”
—
Classy !
.
73
posted on
10/26/2012 3:44:00 PM PDT
by
Mears
To: Charles Henrickson; All
Imagine if Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo, and Sandra Fluke got together and somehow were able to produce a child.
It would look worse then an offspring of Helen Thomas and Nancy Pelosi
(No Pictucts of Ms. Thomas Please)
Who is Lena Dunham, you ask?
Some no talent, who thinks she does, I guess...
The theme of the video is Ms. Dunham comparing premarital sex with voting for Barack Obama
True... either way you will get SCREWED!!! /lol
Your first time shouldn't be with just anybody. You want to do it with a great guy
As a guy, my first time is with a FEMALE (maybe in DUmmieland it would be unusual!!). Always been with a female!! (and only now with Wife!!)
Someone who really cares about and understands women.
[Someone like, oh, Ted Kennedy or Bill Clinton.]
Or the local sex offender (with Ms Durham's look... she looks like she could only get them...)
You want to do it with a guy who brought the troops out of Iraq.
I doubt that FLOTUS would like that...(unless it is a 3-some)
who thinks that gay people should never have beautiful, complicated weddings of the kind we see on Bravo or TLC all the time.
Bravo -- Obama Supporters TV Network...TLC = The LIBERAL Channel
Think about how you want to spend those four years
That is what I did wrong when I was in College... I studied...I'll tell my kids to have SEX EVERYDAY and not study when they go to college!!
Before I was a girl. Now I was a woman.
You are are STILL DUmb...
I voted for Barack Obama.
And you helped SCREWED the taxpayers and the SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS voting for BO...
Can't wait for the follow up video.
The FOLLOW UP VIDEO will be OBAMA telling the AMERICAN PEOPLE that he lost to Romney!!!
74
posted on
10/26/2012 4:08:24 PM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
To: Charles Henrickson; Lazamataz
GA(ga)mataz is waiting. And she has cue cards, just in case your "reluctance" gets the better of your instincts ...
75
posted on
10/26/2012 4:18:09 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(Can he even count to zero?)
To: FredZarguna; Lazamataz
To: Charles Henrickson
NICE!!!
I am stealing your concept for a series of pics of Obama. Do you wish to be credited?
77
posted on
10/26/2012 4:27:41 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
To: Mears
Classy !Another Satisfied Customer!
78
posted on
10/26/2012 4:29:30 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
To: FredZarguna; Lazamataz
“Mr. Mataz” BWAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!
WAAAAAAAH!
79
posted on
10/26/2012 4:34:39 PM PDT
by
luvie
(All my heroes wear camos!)
To: Lazamataz; edzo4
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