Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

DUmmie FUnnies 10-26-12 ("Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 26, 2012 | Lena Dunham, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/26/2012 9:36:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-8081-97 next last
To: kimchi lover

I know. It’s pretty disgusting.


61 posted on 10/26/2012 1:58:46 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 48 | View Replies]

To: FredZarguna
Lazamataz: (reluctantly) Yes.

(Court erupts into shouting, several people rush the witness stand with clenched fists)

62 posted on 10/26/2012 2:00:07 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 60 | View Replies]

To: Gay State Conservative; Cyber Liberty

You know, Lena's got a pretty serious blotch developing there on her right arm. She ought to get that looked at. Antibiotics might help.

63 posted on 10/26/2012 2:01:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
You want to do it with a guy who brought the troops out of Iraq.

Premature Withdrawal Preferred

64 posted on 10/26/2012 2:02:20 PM PDT by mikrofon (Lena Dunham -> Unheld a Man)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
My first time voting was amazing. It was this line in the sand.

Lateral move from the head in the sand...

65 posted on 10/26/2012 2:07:24 PM PDT by mikrofon (Lena Dunham -> Unladen Ham)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

I’d have to be beyond drunk to even consider this fat little ugly woman.

I bet she’s a whiny little b**** too.


66 posted on 10/26/2012 2:08:27 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are just useful idiots.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz; FredZarguna
Gloria Allred: Would you hit me?

Lazamataz: (reluctantly) Yes.


67 posted on 10/26/2012 2:09:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 62 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz
Judge: Order in the Court! (banging gavel furiously) I will have Order in this Court! Mr. Mataz, you are hereby sentenced to one year's house arrest. Bailiff: make sure you place the restraint bracelet around the offending member; clearly an anklet will not be adequate bring this reprobate's impulses under control.

Lazamataz: What about time off for good behavior?

Judge: [With apologies to Cheech and Chong] Bailiff, whack his Pee-Pee. He is clearly trying to make a mockery of this court. "Good behavior" indeed! You sir are in contempt!

68 posted on 10/26/2012 2:12:51 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Can he even count to zero?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 62 | View Replies]

To: GraceG
Photobucket

I always wondered about their relationship...

69 posted on 10/26/2012 2:13:03 PM PDT by mikrofon (But $oro$ pulls ALL the $tring$)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 29 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

Guaranteed if you hit it her way, that’s one big ‘E’...


70 posted on 10/26/2012 2:26:00 PM PDT by mikrofon (World Series Break BUMP)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 40 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

Should have said, “hung over”...but if you like that version better, who am I to judge? :-)


71 posted on 10/26/2012 3:03:18 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 59 | View Replies]

To: mikrofon

Dude, that’s not where her head is stuck.


72 posted on 10/26/2012 3:05:18 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 65 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz

“And that, for most women, is a little painful, definitely unsatisfying, and usually ends in a bloody mess.”

Classy !

.


73 posted on 10/26/2012 3:44:00 PM PDT by Mears
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 54 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson; All
Imagine if Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo, and Sandra Fluke got together and somehow were able to produce a child.

It would look worse then an offspring of Helen Thomas and Nancy Pelosi

(No Pictucts of Ms. Thomas Please)

Who is Lena Dunham, you ask?

Some no talent, who thinks she does, I guess...

The theme of the video is Ms. Dunham comparing premarital sex with voting for Barack Obama

True... either way you will get SCREWED!!! /lol

Your first time shouldn't be with just anybody. You want to do it with a great guy

As a guy, my first time is with a FEMALE (maybe in DUmmieland it would be unusual!!). Always been with a female!! (and only now with Wife!!)

Someone who really cares about and understands women.

[Someone like, oh, Ted Kennedy or Bill Clinton.]

Or the local sex offender (with Ms Durham's look... she looks like she could only get them...)

You want to do it with a guy who brought the troops out of Iraq.

I doubt that FLOTUS would like that...(unless it is a 3-some)

who thinks that gay people should never have beautiful, complicated weddings of the kind we see on Bravo or TLC all the time.

Bravo -- Obama Supporters TV Network...TLC = The LIBERAL Channel

Think about how you want to spend those four years

That is what I did wrong when I was in College... I studied...I'll tell my kids to have SEX EVERYDAY and not study when they go to college!!

Before I was a girl. Now I was a woman.

You are are STILL DUmb...

I voted for Barack Obama.

And you helped SCREWED the taxpayers and the SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS voting for BO...

Can't wait for the follow up video.

The FOLLOW UP VIDEO will be OBAMA telling the AMERICAN PEOPLE that he lost to Romney!!!

74 posted on 10/26/2012 4:08:24 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson; Lazamataz
GA(ga)mataz is waiting. And she has cue cards, just in case your "reluctance" gets the better of your instincts ...

Photobucket

75 posted on 10/26/2012 4:18:09 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Can he even count to zero?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 67 | View Replies]

To: FredZarguna; Lazamataz

76 posted on 10/26/2012 4:23:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 75 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

NICE!!!

I am stealing your concept for a series of pics of Obama. Do you wish to be credited?


77 posted on 10/26/2012 4:27:41 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 76 | View Replies]

To: Mears
Classy !

Another Satisfied Customer!™

78 posted on 10/26/2012 4:29:30 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The Pravda Press has gone from 'biased' straight on through to 'utterly bizarre'.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 73 | View Replies]

To: FredZarguna; Lazamataz

“Mr. Mataz” BWAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!

WAAAAAAAH!


79 posted on 10/26/2012 4:34:39 PM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 68 | View Replies]

To: Lazamataz; edzo4
I got that pic from edzo4, who posted it on my Gloria Allred DUFU the other day.
80 posted on 10/26/2012 4:35:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 77 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-8081-97 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson