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DUmmie FUnnies 10-26-12 ("Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 26, 2012 | Lena Dunham, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/26/2012 9:36:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: Charles Henrickson

Lena, he doesn’t respect you now, he won’t be there in the MORNING AFTER, and drugs, paid for by you and your other deFLOWERed minions, will not rid you of your guilt when you are 30..


21 posted on 10/26/2012 10:01:25 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: N. Theknow

Oh my... :)


22 posted on 10/26/2012 10:02:44 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: bigbob

Lena Dunham, Barry Dunher.


23 posted on 10/26/2012 10:02:55 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Mr. Henrickson, your opening paragraphs are some of your best writing.


24 posted on 10/26/2012 10:10:17 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Charles Henrickson
To me that tattoo screams SYPHILIS.
25 posted on 10/26/2012 10:14:50 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Ambassador Stevens Is Dead And The Chevy Volt Is Alive)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Same haircut as the grandma on Roseanne.
26 posted on 10/26/2012 10:15:41 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
So Lena Dunham has done this "Your First Time" video, and it has gone viral. Ewww, maybe I should rephrase that. It has taken off faster than Big Bird on a binder full of horses.

My bayonet would not be getting anywhere near that!

Seriously, she's got more wrinkles at 26 than my middle-aged wife, and I already mentioned the old lady haircut...

27 posted on 10/26/2012 10:17:39 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
My first time voting was amazing. It was this line in the sand.

"I got sand in places I never knew I had!"

28 posted on 10/26/2012 10:24:36 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: bcsco

Wow and "Walter Dunham" looks a lot like Biden too....

A LOT of DIM-CEST going on....

29 posted on 10/26/2012 10:25:39 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: Charles Henrickson
A much younger, liberal colleague went off to law school a couple of years ago in a blue state. We've had a couple a conversation since, including an extended discussion about global warming (needless to say, despite 16 years of steady temperatures, he's still a big believer).

One day, on his Facebook wall, he linked to an article advocating free abortions, and then made a broader statement supporting women's rights.

A couple of hot chicks (judging by their profile photos) then made fawning remarks in response. Perhaps my friend will start wearing a badge, "I support free abortion." Who knew it could be a pickup line?

30 posted on 10/26/2012 10:25:49 AM PDT by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Did you not vote for Jean-Francois Kerry?? You know, the guy who served in Vietnam? Are you saying Kerry was slut-boated? Were you not ready?

Too hung from the Greek mixer.

31 posted on 10/26/2012 10:28:13 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
She's voting with her lady parts!

Because she has no lady smarts.

Oh, and those ain't lady parts. She'd have to be a lady.

32 posted on 10/26/2012 10:29:56 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

So, her first time was with a dude who paid for the condoms, but left her will the bill for the motel room and the booze.


33 posted on 10/26/2012 10:37:54 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: bcsco

We don't talk that much about that branch of the family...

34 posted on 10/26/2012 10:40:22 AM PDT by GraceG
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She’s voting with her lady parts!
Because she has no lady smarts.

Oh, and those ain’t lady parts. She’d have to be a lady.

New Obama Slogan:

When you ain’t got Lady Smarts...
Vote with your Lady Parts....


35 posted on 10/26/2012 10:48:23 AM PDT by GraceG
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36 posted on 10/26/2012 10:51:35 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Charles Henrickson

My first time voting WAS special. I voted for Ronald Reagan in the Florida primary in 1980.


37 posted on 10/26/2012 10:57:05 AM PDT by Ingtar (Everyone complains about the weather, but only Liberals try to legislate it.)
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To: AZLiberty

It was the girly man having a shot at single girls on birth control.


38 posted on 10/26/2012 11:01:08 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz
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To: GeronL; PJ-Comix; All

Lena may have pulled the lever for Obama, but it looks like Team Obama pulled the plug on her ad.


39 posted on 10/26/2012 11:12:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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When I first saw it, I thought it said "Leon Durham," the old first baseman for my Chicago Cubs. Leon Durham--the guy who let that ground ball go through his legs against the Padres. . . .

Leon Durham let a ground ball go through his legs. What does Lena Dunham let go through HER legs?

40 posted on 10/26/2012 11:15:27 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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