[Lazamataz]

Lazamataz: (reluctantly) Yes.

(Court erupts into shouting, several people rush the witness stand with clenched fists)

[Charles Henrickson]

Gloria Allred: Would you hit me?

Lazamataz: (reluctantly) Yes.

[FredZarguna]

Judge: Order in the Court! (banging gavel furiously) I will have Order in this Court! Mr. Mataz, you are hereby sentenced to one year's house arrest. Bailiff: make sure you place the restraint bracelet around the offending member; clearly an anklet will not be adequate bring this reprobate's impulses under control.

Lazamataz: What about time off for good behavior?

Judge: [With apologies to Cheech and Chong] Bailiff, whack his Pee-Pee. He is clearly trying to make a mockery of this court. "Good behavior" indeed! You sir are in contempt!