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DUmmie FUnnies 10-19-12 (DUmmies double down on the hate, sing "Arab Springtime for Egypt")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 19, 2012 | DUmmie jsmirman, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/19/2012 5:16:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

DUmmieland is a hate site. We've said that all along, through these eight years we've been tracking the DUmmies. But their vile vituperation, their vicious, virulent, violent rhetoric, becomes all the more evident when things are looking grim for their side. Such as now. President Obama is leading from behind in the polls (great line, btw, Mitt!). Smirkin' Joe Crazier gave a Biden Bounce . . . to Romney/Ryan. And the best the Democrats can come up with is . . . Big Bird and binders full of women?? Not optimal.

Desperate DUmmies are hate-filled DUmmies (not that that is much different from their normal mood). Witness the hate on display in this THREAD by DUmmie jsmirman, "Please, for the Love of God and all us children - Please Mr. President, Shoot to Kill Monday Night."

So let us now venture into the Land of Loathing, aka DUmmieland, where the comments are in Rant-and-Rage Red, while the cool, calm, and collected commentary of your humble guest correspondent Charles Henrickson, wearing Redbird Red tonight here in St. Louis, is in the [brackets]:

Please, for the Love of God and all us children - Please Mr. President, Shoot to Kill Monday Night

[DUmmie jsmirman invokes "the love of God" in his request to the President to "shoot to kill" Mr. Romney. Nice.]

I just want to hear that our President is:

A) Doubling down on debate practice and priming this final kill shot to polish off this clown once and for all . . .

[I'm sure Our President is clinging to his gun even as we speak.]

B) Doubling down on the hate - You hate this f***ing liar, Mr. President, don't go forgetting that.

[Nasty, tricksy Romneyses! We hates them!]

This @$$hole stood up there, even in debate #2, and said he didn't believe in employers telling employees they couldn't have contraceptives covered under their health insurance, when THAT IS NOT HIS F***ING POSITION.

[Memo to DUmmie jsmirman: When dealing with this topic, you may want to avoid talking about someone's "f***ing position."]

Obama let his hate and his annoyance with Romney go on Tuesday night, and he did it in his uniquely Obama way where it didn't even come off as dickish.

[Now, however, DUmmie jsmirman WANTS Obama to get all dickish on his ass.]

C) Hold him down for his incoherent, embarrassing, Bush-adviser dominated backward-looking bullsh*t mess of anything resembling a foreign policy.

[Ha! I KNEW Bush had something to do with this!]

Mostly, what I am saying is F*** HIM UP.

[Such elegance of eloquence!]

This is foot on the throat, no this guy is not getting back up again, time to PUT IT ON HIM time.

[Step on it!]

Dear Lord, let our President not go back to being the nice guy he naturally is. Keep him nice, but keep him in touch with his inner dick.

[Somehow I'm not sure that this is a prayer our dear Lord finds pleasing. But that's me.]

What is the exact format, and what can people tell me about what to expect . . . on Monday night?

[The format is the standard "Democrat and moderator gang up on, interrupt, and short-change the Republican" format we've grown so used to. And we can expect it will work about as well as the other debates this month, which is, it won't work. Obama's abysmal record is a stubborn thing.]

It just scares the crap out of me to hear people say, oh, right, the Foreign Policy debate, well that one's going to be a slam dunk for the President. . . .

[Especially because, instead of a slam dunk, it's more likely to be an air ball.]

That is a very successful and tried and true method for victory in sports. The great ones always get laser-focused when the chance to put the game away presents itself. In my time, and on my level, I was vicious in those spots.

[In other words, jsmirman, you were an uncoordinated klutz and fouled out.]

Kick this @$$hole off the cliff.

[So Our President can have the opportunity to drive us off the fiscal cliff.]

[The Peace, Love, and Tolerance Community now responds . . .]

Good rant.

[Needs more uncontrollable rage, though.]

I agree. Stomp on it.

[jsmirman gets the DUmmieland Stomp of Approval.]

Obama, Biden, and SOS Clinton have done an amazing job at rebuilding the US' reputation in the rest of the world.

[That worked so well at our embassies in Cairo and Benghazi, didn't it?]

Now, they're going to claim fires all over the Middle East is the failure of the Obama foreign policy - what's everyone's best answer on that?

[Just . . . SING . . .]

ARAB SPRINGTIME FOR EGYPT
Tune: "Springtime for Hitler"

Terrorists were having trouble
What a sad, sad error
Needed an enabler
To restore their reign of terror

Where oh where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around
And then we found
Obama wants us free

It's Arab . . .
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
The Brotherhood is happy and gay
We did our big Benghazi job
We're glad, glad as a Nazi mob

Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Winter for Christians and Jews
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Come on, Muslims, get over your blues . . .

Mobs are now a Cairo factor
Copts will need a chiropractor . . .

Don't be stupid, don't you be odd
Come and join the Muslim jihad . . .

It's Arab . . .
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Burkas will work as a rule
Bombs blowing up a crowd again
Jihad is proud and loud again

Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Springing up riots galore
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Means that soon we'll be blowin'
We've got to be blowin'
You know we'll be blowing up more!

I went ahead and wrote The President's opening statement. . . . There is an old Celtic Proverb that states: Never give a sword to a man who can't dance. Now, I don't know Mr. Romney well personally, and have not spent any time with him privately. But from what I have seen PUBLICLY, based on that ancient logic, I would not trust my opponent with a Pop-Gun, let alone command of the most effective (War)Ship of State the Earth has known since at least the time of Genghis Khan.

[Look what happened when we gave the pop-gun to Chimpus Khan!]

Governor Romney, the floor is yours.

[President Obama, Benghazi is yours.]

I'm looking for a knockout in the first round on Monday night!

[BO with the KO! You know, for a wimpy bunch of wusses, these guys sure like their violent imagery!]

Really not a good metaphor in national politics. Remembr Palin gunsights metaphor & Gabby Giffords.

[Yeah, I remember how you guys wrongly blamed Palin for the actions of a crazed lefty loon. But if your point is pointing out the HYPOCRISY of the Left displayed on this thread. . . .]

Please reconsider this type of rhetoric. IMHO, language like "shoot to kill" should not be used. . . .

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

We should not be hypocrites.

[DUmmie Odin2005, a Kewpie Doll with you, sir!]

They need to fine tune/recalibrate Benghazi.

[The Muslim Butcherhood wants to recaliphate Benghazi.]

Romney is ruthless.

[Obama is truthless.]

Time for the Five Finger Death Punch

[More likely Obama the weasel would just give him the One Finger Salute.]

Curb stomp the slimy SOB, Mr President. Twice or three times. Throw him into the dustbin of history and dump a ton of moldy vegetables on him. End this silly fker's despoiling of the political landscape once and for all.

[Rage! Hate! Violence! That's the spirit, DUmmieland!]

Are the polls showing any bounce from debate 2?

[Binders full of ROMNEY bounce!]

Obama needs to be as tough on any of this nonsense as Biden was with Ryan, although he doesn't need to borrow Joe's laughing jags.

[Oh, why not? Barry needs to go up and SLUG Romney and then LAUGH over his fallen ass, like Clay taunting Liston! We haters gotta hate!]

[BTW, after having this thread up all day, DUmmie jsmirman FINALLY edited out the "shoot to kill" language. But it was there all day, and jsmirman only yielded after several complaints. He actually LIKED the imagery. But don't worry, jsmirman, we'll keep a record of it here for you! Hee! Hee!]


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To: PJ-Comix

We love you too wee willie pitt. LOL
Whata maroon!


21 posted on 10/19/2012 6:03:06 PM PDT by mylife (If Obama is all "bound up" maybe he needs some Mittamucil)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Dear Lord, let our President not go back to being the nice guy he naturally is. Keep him nice, but keep him in touch with his inner dick. The DUmmies are a perverse and perverted lot, but sometimes they can be amusing - at their expense of course.

This one reminded me of MP...

ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!

BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, verses Nine to Twenty-one.

SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,

'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother...

22 posted on 10/19/2012 6:22:16 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Gay State Conservative

“I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but The Party of Love sure uses the f*** a lot.”
____________________________________________

They are the same on the stupid and childish “TOPIX” forums.
If they did not have the f word, they would have no words at all.


23 posted on 10/19/2012 6:23:28 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: Charles Henrickson
It's Springtime for Momo ...


24 posted on 10/19/2012 6:34:53 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Charles Henrickson
What is the exact format, and what can people tell me about what to expect . . . on Monday night?

That's easy. You can expect most everyone watching the Bears/Lions on Monday Night Football. Americans have pretty much made up its mind about who they're voting for. And Obamb i is getting the short end of the deal.

25 posted on 10/19/2012 6:35:24 PM PDT by bcsco (Bourbon gets better with age...I age better with Bourbon.)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich; Ballygrl
[BTW, after having this thread up all day, DUmmie jsmirman FINALLY edited out the "shoot to kill" language. But it was there all day, and jsmirman only yielded after several complaints. He actually LIKED the imagery. But don't worry, jsmirman, we'll keep a record of it here for you! Hee! Hee!]

jsmirman
38. Edited to hopefully satisfy some of you...

Bernardo de La Paz
42. Too late: They've noticed you:
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2947485/posts

Hee! Hee! Hi, DUmmie jsmirman!

26 posted on 10/19/2012 6:39:40 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix
Apparently Romney as a Mormon Bishop advised a fellow Mormon to (GASP!) NOT have an abortion.

Is that what you've heard? I figured she'd have some loser claim she was a part of a Bain scale-down or something.

27 posted on 10/19/2012 6:41:41 PM PDT by bcsco (Bourbon gets better with age...I age better with Bourbon.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Springtime for nutjobs in Dummieland."

I see a song in your future.

28 posted on 10/19/2012 7:11:24 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: cripplecreek

29 posted on 10/19/2012 7:36:57 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: Standing Wolf
" They’re people, too, after all."

This ia a common misconception. They are humanoid shaped, but there the resemblance stops. These are the blandly, smugly retarded who keep AboveTopSecret.com on the most popular website list.

They voted for It regardless of his lack of history, honesty, integrity, and even eligibility. AND, they are going to vote for him again, despite being unemployed, poverty stricken, and overtaxed.

30 posted on 10/19/2012 8:00:38 PM PDT by jonascord (Democrats are the people on the Left Side of the IQ Bell Curve.)
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To: doorgunner69

we thought the same as you, they’ll be voting in NY and FL no doubt.

They’re obviously voting for their food stamps,funny thing is that they have the only sign I have seen for oabma in the whole county , the house across from them has Romney the house next door as Romney the third house down from them has Romney and so it goes on and on.

BTW Our county has more republicans than non party and Dems combined and goes nearly 70% republican in elections.


31 posted on 10/19/2012 8:22:15 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Stay deluded, my friends.


32 posted on 10/19/2012 8:27:46 PM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas (Viva Christo Rey!)
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And hold your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw the net over you.


33 posted on 10/19/2012 8:29:12 PM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas (Viva Christo Rey!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

I pray to God that there are enough FReeper Trolls with access to DU on election night when they historically block outsiders.


34 posted on 10/19/2012 9:02:21 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“but keep him in touch with his inner dick”

Is Michelle going to be at the debate?


35 posted on 10/19/2012 10:12:59 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

If Obama loses, I shall surely be visiting the DUmp on election night. I also look forward to the great DUFUs that would come out of a Romney victory.


36 posted on 10/20/2012 12:53:23 AM PDT by Pinkbell
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To: Charles Henrickson
What is the exact format, and what can people tell me about what to expect . . . on Monday night?

From 0 bummer you can expect "Uh, and Ummm uh umm and just to be clear, uh and umm, Let me be clear, and Ummm uh umm and just to be clear, uh and umm, Let me be clear, and Ummm uh umm and just to be clear, uh and umm, Let me be clear, and Ummm uh umm and just to be clear, uh and umm, Let me be clear, and Ummm uh umm and just to be clear, uh and umm, Let me be clear, and Ummm uh umm and just to be clear, uh and umm, Let me be clear, and Ummm uh umm and just to be clear, uh and umm, Let me be clear, and Ummm uh umm and just to be clear, uh and umm, Let me be clear, and Ummm uh umm and just to be clear, uh and umm, Let me be clear, and Ummm uh umm and just to be clear, uh and umm, Let me be clear, ok?"

37 posted on 10/20/2012 5:43:40 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Are the polls showing any bounce from debate 2?

[Binders full of ROMNEY bounce!]

OK, I had to LOL at that reply.

38 posted on 10/20/2012 5:45:40 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: NoGrayZone

The poster even capitalized the L. That is a wonder. Although, we should also note the capitalized P; it is correct, but unsettling...


39 posted on 10/20/2012 6:19:32 AM PDT by ecomcon
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To: Charles Henrickson
Dear Lord, let our President not go back to being the nice guy he naturally is.
Keep him nice, but keep him in touch with his inner dick

He's getting the "cover-up" part down....

40 posted on 10/20/2012 9:19:25 AM PDT by mikrofon (TRICKY Inner Dick)
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