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DUmmie FUnnies 10-18-12 (Obama Campaign Theme Song)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 18, 2012 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/18/2012 2:30:11 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Soooooo... What costume will you be wearing at the Million Puppet March in Washington on Nov. 3? I mean this is THE march of our generation and one does want to wear the proper attire. Personally I am torn between wearing a Big Bird costume or appearing as a Temporary SockPuppet. Since maybe half of the marchers will be appearing as Big Bird perhaps the Temporary SockPuppet would be the way to go although I worry that a certain faux bouncer from Boston might show up in that costume. Perhaps appearing as a Binder would be the way to go but, again, I worry that others will also wear the same outfit so maybe the way to go is by appearing in something totally unexpected like a Breakfast Burrito costume.

Anyway, with the Big Bird issue being hyped by the Obama supporters, here is the perfect SONG for that campaign. Its both catchy and simple. Very simple like the rest of the Obama campaign issues. Listen and enjoy!

BTW, I was seeing if I could DUFU the DUmmies reacting to the latest Gallup poll but they are currently avoiding that very painful topic. Instead they are obsessing on Big Bird and Binders. See you at the Million Puppet March, DUmmies!!!


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KEYWORDS: bigbird; dummies
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Charles NoBrickashaw "Big Bird" Coburn today won a temporary injunction against a microsite promising a hugh "October Surprise." "I got your "huge October Surprise" right here, beyotches," the popular puppet character raged outside the courthouse, following his successful motion to quash.

Most American children know him as "Big Bird." Thankfully, very few are aware that was also the nom de plume that Charles Nobrickashaw "Big Bird" Coburn used during a brief stint as a porn star in New York City in the mid-1960's before his breakthrough role in the off color, off-Broadway musical production of Three Lays of the Condor got him an audition for a role on Sesame Street in 1969.

The proceedings were briefly halted this afternoon when the judge ordered a temporary recess while the litigant's attorney went searching for pants. "Yer Judgeship, I aint wore pants anywhere, anytime since 1958. Come to think of it, that was in court, too." Mr. Bird objected to the catcalls and raucous hoots from the assembled crowd, many of whom grew up with the lovable character, never suspecting his shadier past.

[TSG, with additional material reprinted copyright The New York Post.]

21 posted on 10/18/2012 4:54:34 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Maybe he was a neutrino for most of the jump.)
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I was thinking more “war on women”... like a full body condom... or a giant vig hina.


22 posted on 10/18/2012 5:12:24 PM PDT by lwd
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I’m going as a meat Popsicle.


23 posted on 10/18/2012 6:22:16 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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I thought the 0dinga Theme Song came courtesy of those two Chinese chicks - “Magic Bus”?


24 posted on 10/18/2012 6:27:31 PM PDT by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: FredZarguna

Ylno, the criminal mastermind failure, is said to have disappeared from public sight. After which he picked up a job training Obama.


25 posted on 10/18/2012 10:22:26 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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A very inside reference. Glad to see somebody else picked it up.


26 posted on 10/18/2012 10:57:09 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Maybe he was a neutrino for most of the jump.)
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...so maybe the way to go is by appearing in something totally unexpected...


27 posted on 10/19/2012 4:02:45 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ewZcj1pvrA


28 posted on 10/19/2012 4:05:28 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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29 posted on 10/19/2012 8:30:24 AM PDT by freedomlover
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:: appearing as a Temporary SockPuppet ::

Two things that might cause you to think about this option:

1. Everyone will realize you are, ultimately, a vagina (”9U$$Y”) anyway; like WRP; and,

2. Someone may accuse you having molested students of a certain Northeastern prep school.

Lose - lose, PJ! Avoid the puppet.


30 posted on 10/19/2012 9:31:28 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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P.J. (et alia):

We know that Barack Obama fancies himself to be (among other things) the second coming of Al Green.

However, Gloria Allred's "October Surprise" is that that the President was holding tryouts for his post-Presidential singing group, "Barack Obama and the Voting Vaginas," at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte:


31 posted on 10/21/2012 1:57:34 PM PDT by ShorelineMike (Constituo, ergo sum.)
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