Mantyhosers: Men in Tights (Because They Want It That Way)

Feed Your ADHD ^ | 6/17/2012 | Snarky Basterd

[bloodmeridian]

We’re losing a war, men, and I’m not talking about the war for the White House. It’s a war on manhood. First there were bronies, men who watch and worship the TV show My Little Pony. Now, just when you thought you it was safe to pull your mancard out of your wallet and act like a caveman, comes mantyhose. Yes. Pantyhose for men. Control top for your tummy. Fashionable nylon to flash beneath your shorts. Outright insanity if you’ve ever considered yourself a man.

[Joe 6-pack]

Not a bad idea if your going to be swimming in a jellyfish prone area.

Other than that...

[Bratch]

Meh.

Our ancestors would laugh at this.

[Bratch]

[familyop]

Already lost. Romanticism/feminism was already instituted in government and law. Men work and survive outside of the political/regulator class, and that class can’t stand seeing their existence.

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

Does anyone remember that classic Seinfeld episode where George's father went into sales of the man-sierre (or as Kramer liked to call it, the "Bro"), an undergarment for men's breasts? If not, I urge you to loo it up on YouTube. It was hilarious.

Not wishing to speak ill of the departed (yeah right!) here is someone who could have used a "Man-sierre."

[Boogieman]

I advise printing a few of these out and handing them to any fool you see wearing "mantyhose":

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

Speaking of men who are "light in the loafers" and no, I am not referring to Lindsey Graham-nesty, Anderson "Teabagger" Cooper or even Rachel "Mad Cow" Maddow (is s/he or isn't s/he?) but none other than ol' twinkle toes himself, Rham "Rambo" Emanuel in his younger days:

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I think I’d rather see a man wearing pantyhose.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

‘Control top for your tummy’?

Really?

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I remember those dolls when I was a kid. I didn’t have one but I remember seeing them at the store.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I saw that Beautymist commercial on YouTube.

It’s pretty funny.

[POWERSBOOTHEFAN]

I must be one of the very few women who does not mind wearing pantyhose.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Looks like waffle weave cold weather gear, common issue for our military. I had several pairs to keep warm in Alaska, and thinner versions for cold weather use in the States.

[Bobalu]

You are right! If it ain’t at Wal Mart it ain’t main stream.

I was at Wal Mart a few weeks ago and there were 2 guys in the very stinky nail salon getting their nails done. I was more shocked that they could stand that horrid smell for more than a few minutes than that they were getting some kind of designs painted on their nails.

[Bobalu]

That just ain’t right! :-(

[QT3.14]

Pretty soon, men in this country will follow the lead of Swedish men (descendants of the Vikings) and sit down when they pee.

[Bobalu]

Oh my, I could not see those details on my monitor.
Got the thumbnail image from google pics searching for coyote feet.
Will ask admin mod to delete the image link...thanks for alerting me :-)

[dayglored]

> thanks for alerting me :-)

Sure thing. I figured it had to be accidental.

Best FRegards, Dayglored