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Random Thought On How To Make Biden Smarter
The Looking Spoon ^
| 1-23-12
| Jared H. McAndersen
Posted on 01/24/2012 9:49:48 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: biden; kazoo; satire; smarter
To: The Looking Spoon
I’m pretty sure it’s already fused to a gin bottle.
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posted on
01/24/2012 9:52:43 AM PST
by
Feline_AIDS
(A gun in hand is better than a cop on the phone.)
To: Feline_AIDS
Nuthin' like a good ass kickin' to adjust your smarts ...
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posted on
01/24/2012 9:54:38 AM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
To: The Looking Spoon
What Joe really needs is a brain transplant.
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posted on
01/24/2012 10:06:23 AM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: The Looking Spoon
Yep, adding a kazoo to Biden’s head doubles his IQ.
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posted on
01/24/2012 10:06:37 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: The Looking Spoon
To: Farmer Dean
Replace his brain with an avocado; it could work.
Comment #8 Removed by Moderator
To: The Looking Spoon
Be careful what you wish for.
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posted on
01/24/2012 10:25:27 AM PST
by
DannyTN
To: The Looking Spoon
we watched this just last night - from Forbidden Planet - the Plastic Educator. Just watch out it could kill you!
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posted on
01/24/2012 10:27:41 AM PST
by
MomwithHope
(Every American should read Ameritopia by Mark Levin!)
" When seagull droppings landed on my head at a campaign event at Bowers Beach two days before Election Day, I chose to read it as a sign of a coming success." ~Joe Biden
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posted on
01/24/2012 10:33:05 AM PST
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Wonder why he isn’t living at a Holiday Inn?
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posted on
01/24/2012 11:30:23 AM PST
by
PeaRidge
To: knarf
Wow, old Lurch does look like he just had his ass kicked. Did his wife slap him around?
To: Mind-numbed Robot
An earlier post said it might be cosmetic for the bags ... but I’d REALLY like to know someone caught his ass an’ WHUPPED it.
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posted on
01/24/2012 2:11:30 PM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
To: The Looking Spoon
You can’t put in what God left out.
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posted on
01/24/2012 2:14:09 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
To: The Looking Spoon
How about a head transplant with an Aplysia, the giant sea slug. It has no brain.
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posted on
01/24/2012 2:48:03 PM PST
by
norwaypinesavage
(Galileo: In science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of one individual)
To: The Looking Spoon
Rectal-cranial inversion has no cure.
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posted on
01/24/2012 7:44:49 PM PST
by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Go Steelers (what's the baseball team called again?))
To: knarf
He claims he fell on his face playing ice hockey.
Maybe someone thought his face was the puck!
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posted on
01/25/2012 1:11:23 AM PST
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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