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Random Thought On How To Make Biden Smarter
The Looking Spoon ^ | 1-23-12 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 01/24/2012 9:49:48 AM PST by The Looking Spoon




TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: biden; kazoo; satire; smarter

1 posted on 01/24/2012 9:50:04 AM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

I’m pretty sure it’s already fused to a gin bottle.


2 posted on 01/24/2012 9:52:43 AM PST by Feline_AIDS (A gun in hand is better than a cop on the phone.)
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To: Feline_AIDS
Nuthin' like a good ass kickin' to adjust your smarts ...


3 posted on 01/24/2012 9:54:38 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: The Looking Spoon

What Joe really needs is a brain transplant.


4 posted on 01/24/2012 10:06:23 AM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Yep, adding a kazoo to Biden’s head doubles his IQ.


5 posted on 01/24/2012 10:06:37 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: The Looking Spoon

Mission impossible!


6 posted on 01/24/2012 10:17:53 AM PST by Marathoner 244
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To: Farmer Dean

Replace his brain with an avocado; it could work.


7 posted on 01/24/2012 10:20:32 AM PST by MayflowerMadam
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To: The Looking Spoon

Be careful what you wish for.


9 posted on 01/24/2012 10:25:27 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: The Looking Spoon
we watched this just last night - from Forbidden Planet - the Plastic Educator. Just watch out it could kill you!

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10 posted on 01/24/2012 10:27:41 AM PST by MomwithHope (Every American should read Ameritopia by Mark Levin!)
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" When seagull droppings landed on my head at a campaign event at Bowers Beach two days before Election Day, I chose to read it as a sign of a coming success."

~Joe Biden




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11 posted on 01/24/2012 10:33:05 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Wonder why he isn’t living at a Holiday Inn?


12 posted on 01/24/2012 11:30:23 AM PST by PeaRidge
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To: knarf

Wow, old Lurch does look like he just had his ass kicked. Did his wife slap him around?


13 posted on 01/24/2012 2:03:04 PM PST by Mind-numbed Robot
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To: Mind-numbed Robot

An earlier post said it might be cosmetic for the bags ... but I’d REALLY like to know someone caught his ass an’ WHUPPED it.


14 posted on 01/24/2012 2:11:30 PM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: The Looking Spoon

You can’t put in what God left out.


15 posted on 01/24/2012 2:14:09 PM PST by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

How about a head transplant with an Aplysia, the giant sea slug. It has no brain.


16 posted on 01/24/2012 2:48:03 PM PST by norwaypinesavage (Galileo: In science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of one individual)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Rectal-cranial inversion has no cure.


17 posted on 01/24/2012 7:44:49 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Go Steelers (what's the baseball team called again?))
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To: knarf
He claims he fell on his face playing ice hockey.

Maybe someone thought his face was the puck!

18 posted on 01/25/2012 1:11:23 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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