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Fun with Doormats
Reaganite Republican ^ | January 23, 2012 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 01/23/2012 4:51:31 AM PST by Reaganite Republican

h/t Speedunque

Any other good ones out there...?

TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: doormats; funny; humor

1 posted on 01/23/2012 4:51:39 AM PST by Reaganite Republican

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2 posted on 01/23/2012 5:07:29 AM PST by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)

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To: Reaganite Republican

LOL

honest !
v

3 posted on 01/23/2012 5:27:34 AM PST by tomkat (para bellum)

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I was afraid to post that one for language, it’s on my site lol

4 posted on 01/23/2012 5:38:33 AM PST by Reaganite Republican

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5 posted on 01/23/2012 5:48:35 AM PST by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)

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WTF?

6 posted on 01/23/2012 5:54:55 AM PST by Lazamataz (Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)

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doormat fluke...also called summer flounder in the NE

known down south as Flounder...

7 posted on 01/23/2012 6:09:09 AM PST by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)

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Huh?

8 posted on 01/23/2012 6:10:14 AM PST by rightly_dividing (ICor. 15:1-4)

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OK, nice flounder. Now for some coffee.

9 posted on 01/23/2012 6:12:37 AM PST by rightly_dividing (ICor. 15:1-4)

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To: Vaquero

OK, nice flounder. Now for some coffee.

10 posted on 01/23/2012 6:12:42 AM PST by rightly_dividing (ICor. 15:1-4)

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I'm still not getting it. Start from the beginning and explain all the way through.

Type slowly.

11 posted on 01/23/2012 6:14:14 AM PST by Lazamataz (Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)

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To: Reaganite Republican

I would like a door mat like these

12 posted on 01/23/2012 6:26:45 AM PST by An American! (Proud To Be An American!)

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To: Vaquero

a BIG fluke(flounder if you will) is called a Doormat.

thats it.

nothing to see here...move along.

(obviously a regional thing and a regional fishman’s thing a that.)

13 posted on 01/23/2012 6:32:43 AM PST by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)

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Love the first one. First chuckle of the day with my morning coffee.

14 posted on 01/23/2012 6:34:52 AM PST by Conservative4Ever (Waiting for the new tagline to download)

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To: An American!

LOVE that sign on the left lol

15 posted on 01/23/2012 8:24:20 AM PST by Reaganite Republican

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