Funny: Why Women Live Longer Than Men (9 Pics)

http://skunksoup.com/2011/10/just-for-fun/photos/why-women-live-longer-than-men ^

[ferrgus]

Just for fun:

Have you ever wondered why women live longer than men?
Is it biological? Or, is it just because men do stupid
stuff and get themselves killed a little more often?

Presented here for your enjoyment are 9 photos showing
how men often shorten their own lifespans.

Why Women Live Longer Than Men

[Grunthor]

Men die first because they want to.

[Texas Eagle]

This is actually brilliant.

[mamelukesabre]

Only two of those were really dumb...the guy on the aluminum ladder in a swimming pool, and the forklift carrying the bomb that drove off the loading dock. The rest were cool!

[Chickensoup]

men also do brave things.

[Farmer Dean]

Married men at least...

[Redbob]

It’s because men DO things, while women talk about things...

[RedWhiteBlue]

Alan King: Survived by his wife

[cripplecreek]

They just did that on Mythbusters a couple of weeks ago.

Nothing foolish about it. That’s just plain skillful.

[PGR88]

OK - now show the photos of him getting his back-hoe out of the rail car!!

[jobim]

Women are realists; men are idealists. That’s the difference.

[Redbob]

The fork truck and bomb was clearly staged: that bomb is too long to have gone through that loading dock overhead door sideways!

[Straight Vermonter]

Did you miss the last one?

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Necessity is the Mother of invention, so blame it on the mothers.

[mamelukesabre]

no

that was a good idea. he built a boom truck. As long as it was anchored to the truck(I hope it was) I see no problem with that. the design of the braces is a little whacky, but still functional.

[unkus]

Funny! Thanks.

[unkus]

Don Rickles still lives!

[Clay Moore]

The fork lift lifting another one: give them credit, at least the used the big one to lift the smaller one.

The one with the guys in level B suits and SCBA’s: The other guy is either the fire chief or assistant fire chief who came in on his day off (golf) to supervise the operation. I knew, having witnessed it before, that a white shirt will protect you from unknown things that could kill you, but evidently pink also works. Live and learn.

[Dixie Yooper]

The fork truck and bomb was clearly staged: that bomb is too long to have gone through that loading dock overhead door sideways!

The picture only shows the right side of the door.

[ferrgus]

That was entirely too awesome!

(On a side note, that woman who read the last bit about the woman who jumped from the window looked and sounded awfully familiar... any idea who that was?)