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It’s Really God’s Fault that Palin Hasn’t Decided (Buck-toothed Lesbian Blogger hates Sarah)
malialitman.wordpress.com ^ | October 1, 2011 | Malia Litman

Posted on 10/01/2011 5:00:31 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

Gosh darn it! How long does it take for God to make up his mind whether he wants Sarah to run for President? He’s had plenty of time. Sarah has talked with him often, so he’s had ample opportunity to bring up the subject. What’s wrong with him? Is He scared or intimidated by her? Is he afraid that Todd and his buddies will beat him up?

From the minute the election of 2008 was over, God should have been considering all options. What was he thinking? Tim Pawlenty declared his intention to run in March 2011.That should have been a wake-up call to God, if he wanted Sarah to run. That should have jogged his memory. God knew during the summer that the Undefeated was defeated. Did he speak out then? No! God knew almost one year ago that America by Heart was disappointing. Duh!!! As early as January of this year, God knew that Sarah Palin’s Alaska would not be renewed.  He knew then that her popularity was on the decline, but did we hear a peep out of him? He probably knows that her contract with Fox will not be renewed, so what will she do for money if she doesn’t run?  That’s not like God to leave her hanging!

God must have set-up Sarah Palin for failure when he sent Glen Rice to Alaska.

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When he told her to go to the Bar that night that she was dying for a little snort, does anyone think God shouldn’t be held accountable?

 

When her bus was decorated to be a trademark infringement did God think that He was being subtle?   When God inspired Sarah Palin to re-tell the story of Paul Revere’s historic ride, was he just having a difficult day? What was he thinking?

God must have known that to be seriously considered as a candidate for President of the U.S., that every candidate would be expected to demonstrate proficiency in the English language. It is a requirement, not optional. “Shacke-ly”, “refudiate,” “misunderestimate” and “squirmish” should have each been a red flag that Palin was not a person who would inspire confidence. The Lord said the “the meek shall inherit the earth,” but God knows the difference between “meek” and “ignorant.” Rabbi Akiba said God has a sense of humor, but “President Palin” isn’t funny. Surely God has told Sarah by now that she should not run, but Sarah must think he’ll change his mind. If God was an all-merciful God, he would have put Sarah and the entire country out of our misery long ago.

We have Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry who are all part of “God’s Chosen.” Maybe it’s not so special to be part of the “chosen” if this is the way God treats his favorites. Either God is deceiving us or he has spoken to Sarah Palin and told her she is not equipped to be the President. Either the Holy Spirit has lost his voice trying to send a message to Sarah, or the end is near.

Maybe the signs God has been sending have been messages to the rest of us. Maybe it was a sign from god when Governor Palin quit her job as Governor that she was irresponsible. Perhaps when Sarah said she had been a victim of “Blood Libel” it was a reminder from God that WE had been the victims of Sarah Palin. Maybe when she referred to our “North Korean Allies” it was God’s way of warning us that Sarah Palin was the enemy. When Sarah Palin declared that Ronald Reagan went to college in California, maybe it was God’s way of reminding us that Sarah should go back to school. When she said Trig was born in Anchorage, was it a reminder that God wanted Trig to return to his birth mother. When she wrote on her hand, could that have been a sign from God that we should write her off? When Glenn Beck was fired could that have been a sign that Palin is poison to anyone who associates with her? Palin said when she was tapped by John McCain that it was part of God’s plan. If it was God’s Plan, and McCain lost the election, then God must have been trying to send us a message that we each have to take responsibility for ensuring that our elected officials are the most educated, competent, and capable leaders in the country. Maybe God sent these signs and Sarah is not able to see them. It is our job to make sure that Republicans, Democrats, and Independents see the signs and vote accordingly.


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KEYWORDS: palin; palinattacks; palinoia; pds; pms; sarahpalin; waronsarah
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Lesbians hate all normal women. The more fertile a woman is the more the lezbo hates her.


21 posted on 10/01/2011 7:07:25 PM PDT by GreatRoad (O < 0)
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To: USFRIENDINVICTORIA

Longfellow! I meant Longfellow!!


22 posted on 10/01/2011 7:09:41 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Was the pervert who moved in next door to her Alsakan house gay? I bet a lot of the most crazed sexualized hate is coming of the mentally ill community.


23 posted on 10/01/2011 8:13:56 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Short skirt chunky Legs, not as tall as Sarah, who are they kidding with that pix? Only the mentally challenged Jay Walking types would believe it. You can also throw in the Obama Zombies with that group.


24 posted on 10/01/2011 9:11:44 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (Palin/Cain, Cain/West, Palin/ West, Cain /Palin, Palin/ Rubio, Cain/Rubio, = all good)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Sarah Palin for failure when he sent Glen Rice to Alaska...................................... One word answer, “Polygraph”. McGinnis and Rice.


25 posted on 10/01/2011 9:13:44 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (Palin/Cain, Cain/West, Palin/ West, Cain /Palin, Palin/ Rubio, Cain/Rubio, = all good)
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To: Windflier; Norm Lenhart; freedumb2003
I think we've found Freedumb's true identity, or at least his/her alter ego.......

:-)

26 posted on 10/01/2011 9:15:24 PM PDT by Lakeshark
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To: Sarah Barracuda
funny how these libs who all declare how stupid and irrelevant Sarah Palin is are all so obsessed about if she is running and when she will announce..ya think if she was so darn irrelevant and stupid they wouldn’t care.

I think a lot of them are posting here. We hear the same crap day in and day out on this very site.

But they're really only concerned about their fellow conservatives being led by the nose by She Who Is Not What You Think She Is.

Yep. That's the ticket...

27 posted on 10/01/2011 9:43:59 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Lakeshark

I would not doubt it for a second ;)


28 posted on 10/01/2011 10:11:02 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (Chief Druid of Trollhenge: Cult of Palin)
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To: RichInOC

I heard the all-time reason for being anti-Palin from a RAT: “I don’t like the way she talks”. I politely told the speaker: “if that is the criteria, 0bambi talks funnier. Listen to WHAT she says, not HOW she says it. She is the only one that can fix the mess.”

BTW, the speaker was a 90-year-old woman - my mom! Then again, she is a yellow-dog RAT.


29 posted on 10/02/2011 3:52:19 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

Probably because both Christie and Huckabee have given a firm answer when asked if they are running for President, rather than say “ I will decide by end-Sep I will decide by end-Oct” (in other words, didn’t say she is not running) but yet making trips to Iowa, New Hampshire? Ever think of that reason?


30 posted on 10/02/2011 10:22:05 AM PDT by gingerales
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To: gingerales

Chris Christie said a few days ago at the Reagan Library he was NOT running..today I hear from his advisers that he is “Mulling his chances about running and is considering it” now if that is true, isn’t that teasing, first he said no and now he is saying maybe


31 posted on 10/02/2011 10:37:13 AM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: gingerales

32 posted on 10/02/2011 1:04:03 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Gov. Sarah Palin. What'll you do?)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

If I had replied you a yesterday, I could have written that not only did Christie give a strong answer “NO” when asked before, he did not make trips to early primary states. His position was to not run from the very beginning. The he was pursuaded by the GOP (doesn’t matter if you don’t agree with them, it is not Christie’s fault), he said he would think it over, and came back with an answer within a week. I will not go into comparing Palin and Christie as candidates as none of them are, but I will definitely not agree that Christie has played the same tease game Palin has.


33 posted on 10/04/2011 12:20:15 PM PDT by gingerales
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