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It’s Really God’s Fault that Palin Hasn’t Decided (Buck-toothed Lesbian Blogger hates Sarah)
malialitman.wordpress.com ^ | October 1, 2011 | Malia Litman

Posted on 10/01/2011 5:00:31 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

Gosh darn it! How long does it take for God to make up his mind whether he wants Sarah to run for President? He’s had plenty of time. Sarah has talked with him often, so he’s had ample opportunity to bring up the subject. What’s wrong with him? Is He scared or intimidated by her? Is he afraid that Todd and his buddies will beat him up?

From the minute the election of 2008 was over, God should have been considering all options. What was he thinking? Tim Pawlenty declared his intention to run in March 2011.That should have been a wake-up call to God, if he wanted Sarah to run. That should have jogged his memory. God knew during the summer that the Undefeated was defeated. Did he speak out then? No! God knew almost one year ago that America by Heart was disappointing. Duh!!! As early as January of this year, God knew that Sarah Palin’s Alaska would not be renewed.  He knew then that her popularity was on the decline, but did we hear a peep out of him? He probably knows that her contract with Fox will not be renewed, so what will she do for money if she doesn’t run?  That’s not like God to leave her hanging!

God must have set-up Sarah Palin for failure when he sent Glen Rice to Alaska.

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When he told her to go to the Bar that night that she was dying for a little snort, does anyone think God shouldn’t be held accountable?

 

When her bus was decorated to be a trademark infringement did God think that He was being subtle?   When God inspired Sarah Palin to re-tell the story of Paul Revere’s historic ride, was he just having a difficult day? What was he thinking?

God must have known that to be seriously considered as a candidate for President of the U.S., that every candidate would be expected to demonstrate proficiency in the English language. It is a requirement, not optional. “Shacke-ly”, “refudiate,” “misunderestimate” and “squirmish” should have each been a red flag that Palin was not a person who would inspire confidence. The Lord said the “the meek shall inherit the earth,” but God knows the difference between “meek” and “ignorant.” Rabbi Akiba said God has a sense of humor, but “President Palin” isn’t funny. Surely God has told Sarah by now that she should not run, but Sarah must think he’ll change his mind. If God was an all-merciful God, he would have put Sarah and the entire country out of our misery long ago.

We have Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry who are all part of “God’s Chosen.” Maybe it’s not so special to be part of the “chosen” if this is the way God treats his favorites. Either God is deceiving us or he has spoken to Sarah Palin and told her she is not equipped to be the President. Either the Holy Spirit has lost his voice trying to send a message to Sarah, or the end is near.

Maybe the signs God has been sending have been messages to the rest of us. Maybe it was a sign from god when Governor Palin quit her job as Governor that she was irresponsible. Perhaps when Sarah said she had been a victim of “Blood Libel” it was a reminder from God that WE had been the victims of Sarah Palin. Maybe when she referred to our “North Korean Allies” it was God’s way of warning us that Sarah Palin was the enemy. When Sarah Palin declared that Ronald Reagan went to college in California, maybe it was God’s way of reminding us that Sarah should go back to school. When she said Trig was born in Anchorage, was it a reminder that God wanted Trig to return to his birth mother. When she wrote on her hand, could that have been a sign from God that we should write her off? When Glenn Beck was fired could that have been a sign that Palin is poison to anyone who associates with her? Palin said when she was tapped by John McCain that it was part of God’s plan. If it was God’s Plan, and McCain lost the election, then God must have been trying to send us a message that we each have to take responsibility for ensuring that our elected officials are the most educated, competent, and capable leaders in the country. Maybe God sent these signs and Sarah is not able to see them. It is our job to make sure that Republicans, Democrats, and Independents see the signs and vote accordingly.


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Sarah Palin certainly has the right enemies.

Palin is coming...

ineluctable

...and the Tea Party
is coming with her.


1 posted on 10/01/2011 5:00:36 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Isn't Malia's middle name Clarice?

LMAO!!!

8^D

2 posted on 10/01/2011 5:02:10 PM PDT by Gargantua (Sarah Palin's coming, and she's bringing "flyover country" with her!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Hmmm funny how these libs who all declare how stupid and irrelevant Sarah Palin is are all so obsessed about if she is running and when she will announce..ya think if she was so darn irrelevant and stupid they wouldn’t care..Hey where is the obsession about Huckabee, is he running, come on, someone outta care right LOL..or how about Chris Christie, I dont see the leftists obsessed about whether he is running or not..but Sarah Palin somehow finds a way to piss them off..keep doing it Sarah, keep pissing off the leftist freaks, maybe their heads will finally explode


3 posted on 10/01/2011 5:04:59 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I usually add the keyword “Palin” to articles about her if no one has done so already. Think I’ll skip this bit of pond scum.


4 posted on 10/01/2011 5:05:25 PM PDT by CedarDave (My Sarah prediction: Announcing for President between October 12 and 28.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The stupid lesbo hag sure does repeat herself a lot. Her writing is reminiscent of the 4th grade.


5 posted on 10/01/2011 5:11:07 PM PDT by samtheman (Palin. In your heart you know she's right.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
I shudder at the thought of what it must be like to walk around with all that rage. What an ugly, sad person this blogger is.

Palin's not my first choice, but I hope she runs just to send the leftists into an irrational tailspin. It will be "historic."

6 posted on 10/01/2011 5:14:06 PM PDT by RetroSexual
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To: Sarah Barracuda

Using someones religion to attack them is fine if you are a Democrat. if a Republican wrote this about a religious Democrat, the media would treat it like a huge scandal


7 posted on 10/01/2011 5:14:21 PM PDT by se_ohio_young_conservative
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Malia does realize that that’s not really Sarah in that one shot, right?


8 posted on 10/01/2011 5:16:49 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: RichInOC

No she probably thinks it’s true, just like Matt Damon really thought Palin said dinosaurs roamed the Earth 6000 years ago. The dip-squat read some satire on a blog and took it as fact.


9 posted on 10/01/2011 5:20:31 PM PDT by JaguarXKE
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10 posted on 10/01/2011 5:20:54 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
I don't know that many homosexuals, but the few I do know and homosexuals in the media are always very angry about everything. I believe in natural healing, that the body with the help of vitamins and minerals can heal itself, and I wonder what type of imbalances these poor people have. The a$$hole in me though just wants to make fun of ugly lesbos who hate Sarah because she doesn't have cankles.
11 posted on 10/01/2011 5:21:14 PM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Malia is a blasphemer.

She uses the name of God in jest./
She uses the name of God to attack a woman who she obviously hates.

I do not believe God will approve.


12 posted on 10/01/2011 5:21:28 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Galatians 6:7

Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap.

13 posted on 10/01/2011 5:31:28 PM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

You’ll take note of how much the gays and lesbians HATE “Sarah The Breeder”.

And with those very same Gays and LEsbians in charge of much of today’s Media, it translates in to the mainstream.


14 posted on 10/01/2011 5:43:10 PM PDT by tcrlaf (Election 2012: THE RAPTURE OF THE DEMOCRATS)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Gosh darn it!

Malia Litman believes in Gosh? When the Last Day arrives, that won't be much help.

15 posted on 10/01/2011 5:44:19 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

But seriously, folks, I’m glad to see at least one anti-Palin person, left or right, who’s willing to concede that there might be something out there that’s not Sarah’s fault.


16 posted on 10/01/2011 5:49:10 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I wonder who’s fault it is that Sarah Palin lives rent free in Litman’s head 24/7/365?

Her blog boasts all of 112 followers, too. Oh yeah, she’s big time! (Snicker!)


17 posted on 10/01/2011 6:03:55 PM PDT by Free in Texas (Member of the Bitter Clingers Association.)
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To: Venturer
I do not believe God will approve.

You are correct. God is not mocked.

18 posted on 10/01/2011 6:22:03 PM PDT by jtal (Runnin' a World in Need with White Folks' Greed - since 1492)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
feh... her opinion AND five bucks will get her a cup of coffee at $tarbuck$ too
19 posted on 10/01/2011 6:30:45 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Apparently, no one told Malia that there was more to Paul Revere's ride than Walt Whitman wrote about it.
20 posted on 10/01/2011 7:01:05 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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