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A New Toy For Children Of "Smart" Liberals
The Looking Spoon ^
| 8-30-11
| Jared H. McAndersen
Posted on 08/30/2011 4:38:55 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: egghead; intelligence; obama; satire
To: The Looking Spoon
To: The Looking Spoon
Needs to be a chicken egg from a farm raised hens. Hint for you non-country folk: farm raised hens don’t lay white eggs.
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posted on
08/30/2011 4:58:03 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
To: The Looking Spoon
A new take on Humpty Dumpty?
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posted on
08/30/2011 5:08:15 PM PDT
by
jonrick46
(2012 can't come soon enough.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
Needs to be a chicken egg from a farm raised hens. Hint for you non-country folk: farm raised hens dont lay white eggs. Actually, the egg color depends on the breed. The majority of laying hens raised commercially are white Leghorns, which lay white eggs. Someday, I'd love to get those Araucana chickens that lay blue eggs.
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posted on
08/30/2011 5:12:24 PM PDT
by
exDemMom
(Now that I've finally accepted that I'm living a bad hair life, I'm more at peace with the world.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
“Hint for you non-country folk: farm raised hens dont lay white eggs.”
LOL! You have egg on your face. Where do you think white eggs come from? A factory?
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posted on
08/30/2011 5:23:03 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter Hobbit)
To: exDemMom
Color also depends on diet. All the hens I have ever had laid brown eggs.
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posted on
08/30/2011 5:27:33 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
To: exDemMom
Color also depends on diet. All the hens I have ever had laid brown eggs. The yolk was darker and they taste better than the eggs from hens raised in an egg farm.
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posted on
08/30/2011 5:28:47 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
To: Kirkwood
I distinguish small-farm raised hens from those raise in egg farms where they have 50,000 hens. Most of those hens will never scratch and peck on real earth.
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posted on
08/30/2011 5:30:46 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
Plenty of country people raise leghorns (the white egg chicken)
My name ain’t chickensoup for nuttin’.
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posted on
08/30/2011 5:31:46 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(In the 20th century 200 million people were killed by their own governments.)
To: exDemMom
Mostly brown egg people here in Eastern MA,yet friends of ours from Long Island will only eat white eggs.
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posted on
08/30/2011 5:33:01 PM PDT
by
Mears
To: Blood of Tyrants
The color of the egg shell depends on the breed of chicken. I know small stead farmers who have hens that lay white eggs.
Free range chickens certainly don’t have yolks that pale. The yolks are deep yellow or orange.
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posted on
08/30/2011 5:38:34 PM PDT
by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
To: Blood of Tyrants
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posted on
08/30/2011 5:44:09 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter Hobbit)
To: Kirkwood
LOL! You have egg on your face. Where do you think white eggs come from? A factory?
It’s logical. Milk is white and it comes from factories.
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posted on
08/30/2011 5:51:59 PM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
Hint for you non-country folk: farm raised hens dont lay white eggs. False. Different breeds of chickens lay different color eggs. My "free rangers" lay, depnding on which hen is laying:
Bright white, cream, sage green, pale turquoise, pink, tan, light brown, reddish brown, dark chocolate brown, and sometimes the brown ones have very dark speckles, too.
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posted on
08/30/2011 5:59:25 PM PDT
by
piasa
To: Blood of Tyrants
The color of the egg shell depends on the breed of chicken. I know small stead farmers who have hens that lay white eggs.
Free range chickens certainly don’t have yolks that pale. The yolks are deep yellow or orange.
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posted on
08/30/2011 6:01:54 PM PDT
by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
To: kalee
Like I said, all the chickens I ever had laid brown eggs. And I also think that the darker yolk makes the eggs taste better.
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posted on
08/30/2011 6:05:17 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
Interior color of the yolk depends on diet; lots of bugs in the diet will get you beautiful deep yellow to orange yolks. [My neighbor adds red pepper flakes to her feed when the bugs aren't numerous enough, apparently that works too butI haven't tried it.]
External shell color is genetic... a chicken's egg shells will be the same general color throughout her life no matter her condition... though speckling or absence of it will vary. If that first egg is brown the rest will be, too.
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posted on
08/30/2011 6:07:17 PM PDT
by
piasa
To: Blood of Tyrants
I think the darker yolks taste better too.
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posted on
08/30/2011 6:13:03 PM PDT
by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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