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Senator Blames Voters for Current Mess in Government
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 2 July 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/02/2011 10:41:53 PM PDT by John Semmens

Former presidential candidate Senator John Kerry (D-Mass) laid the blame for the nation’s current troubles at the feet of the American electorate.

“Look, if voters had elected me instead of Bush we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in right now,” Kerry maintained. “The obvious benefit, of course, is that Bush would’ve been sent to early retirement. But let’s not overlook the likelihood that we’d now be in the midst of my second term instead of suffering under the incompetent ministrations of the current Administration. At worst, Barack Obama would now be a junior senator from Illinois. That’d have to be better than where we are now.”

To bolster his point, Senator Kerry referenced recent data on President Obama’s work schedule. “The guy’s working less than four hours a day,” Kerry pointed out. “That’s a lot of slacking off for the supposed most powerful man on the planet. I mean, he’s played more golf in two years than Bush did in eight, for crying out loud. The American people aren’t getting their money’s worth if you ask me.”

“I may have my faults,” Kerry admitted, “but I think I would’ve been a good president—great, in fact, if you consider the last two who’ve ended up with the job.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bush; ginraisins; kerry; obama; ricebutt; satire
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To: Safrguns

Howdy freakin Doodie would have been better than this marxist turd


21 posted on 07/03/2011 3:38:54 AM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) NO RINOs)
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To: John Semmens

John, you are slipping....this all looks so true and factual that the satire is missing....:))


22 posted on 07/03/2011 4:17:35 AM PDT by jennings2004 (Sarah Palin: "The bright light at the end of a very dark tunnel!")
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To: John Semmens

What an arrogant empty suit.


23 posted on 07/03/2011 4:54:46 AM PDT by theDentist (fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: FormerACLUmember

And the voters gave us McCain to run against Obama.


24 posted on 07/03/2011 5:07:58 AM PDT by Phillipian (Post Tenebras Lux)
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To: John Semmens

He’s confused about the electorate. Voters and sheep are not the same.


25 posted on 07/03/2011 5:22:15 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: John Semmens

John, you reel these fish in every time.


26 posted on 07/03/2011 5:22:34 AM PDT by Seruzawa (Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for good a blaster kid.)
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To: John Semmens
Not only that, there would have been the growth of a cottage industry making gin-soaked raisins!


27 posted on 07/03/2011 5:37:56 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: John Semmens

Well even a stopped watch is right twice a day. I actually agree with the Other JFK from Mass. in this respect it is the voters fault that we are in this current mess. To the degree that we have allowed men/women/ ? be elected and entrusted with public Office whose primary goal after being elected is allowed to spend the rest of their time whoring after the ill gotten gains necessary to purchase re-election. The voters are to blame int hat we tolerate men and women and ? who do not rule in fear of God-nor do they serve the people who voted and entrust them in public office. Perhaps I’ll be awarded a purple heart for the pains caused by having to agree with Quick John ,in part?


28 posted on 07/03/2011 5:58:22 AM PDT by StonyBurk (ring)
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To: John Semmens

LOL

Let’s see how many...


29 posted on 07/03/2011 6:16:16 AM PDT by wastedyears (SEAL SIX makes me proud to have been playing SOCOM since 2003.)
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To: John Semmens

The voters want expensive benefits, and they don’t want to pay for them.


30 posted on 07/03/2011 6:19:27 AM PDT by Jim Noble (Freedom is the freedom to say 2+2=4. If that is granted, all else follows.)
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To: tallyhoe

Thanks Independents and Moderates!!!................................. Ya just gotta give them a candidate that they will vote for. McCain?? Had they reversed the ticket you might have gotten more votes and made History. Kerry? Wasn’t he a some kind of a decorated war hero of the NVA? Had it been WW II he might have been awarded the Knights Cross.


31 posted on 07/03/2011 6:36:04 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (The storm clouds of war are on the horizon, 1939 is again approaching us.)
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To: John Semmens

Good one John. Thanks for the ping.


32 posted on 07/03/2011 9:16:07 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: StonyBurk

Yes. It all comes back to the stupidity, apathy and corruption of the voters.


33 posted on 07/03/2011 9:58:41 AM PDT by Seruzawa (Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for good a blaster kid.)
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To: John Semmens

It is the voters fault.


34 posted on 07/03/2011 10:31:11 AM PDT by bmwcyle
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To: Bringbackthedraft

No I.m talking the Nov 2010 congressional races!!!!


35 posted on 07/03/2011 12:20:03 PM PDT by tallyhoe
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To: Catsrus

Well where ever he parked it it was to avoid taxes in Taxachutzs!


36 posted on 07/03/2011 2:28:19 PM PDT by carcraft (Pray for our Country)
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To: COBOL2Java

Are drunken raisins anything like drunken peaches? And by that I mean delicious.


37 posted on 07/03/2011 4:18:28 PM PDT by Randian Randy
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To: John Semmens

Thanks John for the ping. Once again, alarmingly close to the way these idiot liberals really think.


38 posted on 07/04/2011 2:25:49 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: umgud

Ummmmmmmmmmm you can’t blame this voter!


39 posted on 07/04/2011 5:28:03 PM PDT by Sunshine Sister
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To: John Semmens
“We’re asking the AG to intervene because there isn’t time for us to pursue the matter through the courts,” said Senator Michael Bennet (D-Colo). “By the time a case would get to a final judgment the 2012 election will be over. If we let state laws block those without valid IDs from voting millions will be denied the opportunity to cast ballots for the Democratic Party. It’s imperative that the AG ensure that these votes are cast and counted.”

I suspected that there might be more truth than fiction here, and surely enough, a quick search appeared to make the case.

Sometimes it must seem that it's as if the Dems ask themselves, "what can we do for John Semmens today?"

Eh, John?

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40 posted on 07/04/2011 10:10:41 PM PDT by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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