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Senator Blames Voters for Current Mess in Government
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 2 July 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/02/2011 10:41:53 PM PDT by John Semmens

Former presidential candidate Senator John Kerry (D-Mass) laid the blame for the nation’s current troubles at the feet of the American electorate.

“Look, if voters had elected me instead of Bush we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in right now,” Kerry maintained. “The obvious benefit, of course, is that Bush would’ve been sent to early retirement. But let’s not overlook the likelihood that we’d now be in the midst of my second term instead of suffering under the incompetent ministrations of the current Administration. At worst, Barack Obama would now be a junior senator from Illinois. That’d have to be better than where we are now.”

To bolster his point, Senator Kerry referenced recent data on President Obama’s work schedule. “The guy’s working less than four hours a day,” Kerry pointed out. “That’s a lot of slacking off for the supposed most powerful man on the planet. I mean, he’s played more golf in two years than Bush did in eight, for crying out loud. The American people aren’t getting their money’s worth if you ask me.”

“I may have my faults,” Kerry admitted, “but I think I would’ve been a good president—great, in fact, if you consider the last two who’ve ended up with the job.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bush; ginraisins; kerry; obama; ricebutt; satire
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1 posted on 07/02/2011 10:42:01 PM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 07/02/2011 10:43:37 PM PDT by John Semmens
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Kerry blames voters?

I totally agree. They gave us Kerry and Obama.


3 posted on 07/02/2011 10:48:30 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: John Semmens

Kerry might have actually been a better president than Obama.

Still disastrous, but better.


4 posted on 07/02/2011 10:48:53 PM PDT by Safrguns
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To: John Semmens

Looks like “Bay Hap River” liar still has an ego the size of his ass. Next to Obama, Kerry has the biggest ego in the Senate (comparable to that of Pelosi in the House, with competition from the mental midget Sen. Boxer for second place).

Hey John, tell us about your illegal contacts with the North Vietnamese and Viet Cong in Paris during the war.

Who funded you the second and third times? What did you promise Hanoi?

How do you spell “TREASON”?

Let’s see your medical records from Nam.

Out of 10 men in your crews, only 1 living one supported you after two liars were exposed as never having served with you. Not a good record, eh?


5 posted on 07/02/2011 10:51:29 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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0bama has been working 4 hours a day?

Doing what?

Fundraising?


6 posted on 07/02/2011 10:56:37 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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bump


7 posted on 07/02/2011 10:57:23 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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He’s right, but off by one election. The voters are at fault for our current problems. Elect a radical community orginizer and this is what you get.


8 posted on 07/02/2011 10:57:53 PM PDT by umgud
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To: John Semmens

Obvious satire. Kerry is just not this modest.


9 posted on 07/02/2011 11:21:09 PM PDT by TChad
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LOL! The sad thing is I can truly imagine John Effin Kerry saying just this!


10 posted on 07/02/2011 11:38:48 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: smokingfrog

Giving golf lessons?


11 posted on 07/02/2011 11:44:29 PM PDT by enduserindy (Conservative Dead Head)
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To: FormerACLUmember

They also gave us the Democratic Senate and the Republican House. We should have a Republican Senate and House... The voters screwed up. Thanks Independents and Moderates!!!


12 posted on 07/03/2011 12:05:44 AM PDT by tallyhoe
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Lotsa nibbled bait tonight. ;o)


13 posted on 07/03/2011 12:35:28 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!)
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To: John Semmens

How does this satirist know what the Libs truly think within their cold, blackened hearts?


14 posted on 07/03/2011 1:11:56 AM PDT by Thumper1960 (A modern so-called "Conservative" is a shadow of a wisp of a vertebrate human being.)
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To: John Semmens
It’s getting more and more difficult to write satire. Come up with something wild and outlandish and the politicians steal your lines.
15 posted on 07/03/2011 2:02:57 AM PDT by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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This woman could kick your ass through a brick wall you gigolo POS. Blow it out your a$$ John Eefin Kerry.


16 posted on 07/03/2011 2:13:54 AM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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The same John F’n Kerry, build my boat in New Zealand and park it in New Jersey to save on taxes, that John F’n Kerry? Another tax the rich but I'll stub the American worker to reduce my tax bill Kerry? LOL
17 posted on 07/03/2011 2:49:18 AM PDT by carcraft (Pray for our Country)
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I thought he parked it in Rhode Island??


18 posted on 07/03/2011 3:00:31 AM PDT by Catsrus
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To: John Semmens
Yes, Lurch, and IF the Gubmint had done its job, both you and "Hanoi" Jane might still be in Leavenworth doing hard time for your acts of Treason.

So STFU and consider yourself lucky, you bottom-feeding, Rat-Rasturd, POS, Snake!!!

A Nam Vet who will never forget nor FORGIVE!!!

19 posted on 07/03/2011 3:10:46 AM PDT by Conservative Vermont Vet (l)
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Isn’t Kerry a Vietnam vet?
Seems to me I heard that somewhere.


20 posted on 07/03/2011 3:15:33 AM PDT by Vinnie
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