Posted on 06/09/2011 5:32:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
One of our favorite DUmmie thread-types is the one in which the poster relates a real-life incident wherein he or she (or it) comes off as the Valiant Prog Hero, boldly confronting and/or converting a poor backward rethuglican. Often these stories are highly embellished, to say the least, if not downright fanciful. But it does gain the poster some Underground-fives from his fellow DUmmies.
We have an example today in this THREAD by DUmmie dorksied, "I was called a 'Libtard' in public, replied with 'Better than a Repiglicker', got punched. LOL."
So let us now go to DUmmieland, aka Fantasyland, where the punch lines are in Libtard Punch Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, taking a day off from Weinergate, is in the [brackets]:
I was called a 'Libtard' in public . . .
[You should hear what they call you in private!]
replied with 'Better than a Repiglicker' . . .
[Way to de-escalate the situation there, DUmmie dorksied! Peace and love, DUde!]
got punched.
[Oh, DUmmie dorksied, you brave, valiant, prog hero you!]
LOL
[LOL! Me dorksied! Me a libtard! Me LIKE getting punched in nose!]
In front of witnesses, at work.
[I don't believe you! You must be making this up! The "at work" part gave you away.]
Now, I'm curious whether or not he's gonna be wanting state assistance to pay his bills since he was stupid enough to do something like this and get fired.
[DUmmie projection.]
NOPE!!! He'll just blame you (the Libtard) For getting him fired. . . .
[Yes, you, Dorksied the Libtard, DUmmie Punching Bag, Firer of Repiglickers, Valiant Prog Hero.]
Libtard, Repiglicker, and punching. This post has everything!
[WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!]
meh. It's lacking a pit bull and didn't happen at the Olive Garden.
[I think it's got a LOT of bull.]
Or a pit bull that was circumcized at Olive Garden.
[Are you sure those are OLIVES in that salad?]
The pit bull also has to be smoking and breastfeeding
[All at the same time? A circumcised pit bull, breastfeeding a libtard and licking a smoking pig, with a punch, at Olive Garden? This sounds like Clue on drugs!]
I don't understand what this thread has to do with Weiner's peeper
[I think it's the idea of getting fired.]
I have seen a couple of snide references latey about the Olive Garden. . . . I Thought I might have missed something about it being owned by RimJob at Freeperville, or something....A new Olive Garden just opened Monday in my (small town) area, and I wondered if I had to avoid it!!!!
[Just beware of breastfeeding pit bulls.]
Literal hippie-punching!
["How about a nice Hippie Punch?" . . . "Sure!"]
At he company where I worked before I retired, both you and the attacker would have been fired.
[DUmmie dorksied responds . . .]
I did almost get fired but I have filed multiple complaints about workplace harassment on this guy because he was always picking fights with me verbally over politics. I got a write up. No big deal.
[DUmmie dorksied, oh thou of only 59 posts, why do I get the feeling that you may be making this whole thing up? And even if there were some sort of running political bickering, why do I get the feeling that YOU were the annoying, obnoxious instigator?]
I had the same policy when I was a bartender. If there was a fight or even the strong possibility of one I didn't care who was right or wrong. Both parties got kicked out . . .
[. . . where Big Bouncer Pitt beat them both up.]
You should send your story to Readers Digest. It's fascinating.
[Increase Your Libtard Power!]
I detect a hint of skepticism.
[There's a whiff of fiction in the air.]
Nah, Penthouse Forum it is!
[From the DUmp to the Penthouse!]
go to a clinic and go to the cops. You could have undetected damage. You should have a pet scan, and MRI and a few more expensive diagnostic tests as well. . . .
[They scanned dorksied's brain and found nothing.]
Then SUE his ass into the ground. Get yourself a shark like attorney who works on commission and take him/her off the leash. What do you have to lose?
[I don't know what dorksied would lose, but YOU, DUmmie MedicalAdmin--you WIN today's Mixed Metaphor Award! Like a shark off its leash, you PUMMELED that language into the ground!]
Don't forget to be litigious.
[Or fictitious!]
What’s so funny about that I ALWAYS make sure my sharks are on their leashes?
I also detected a faint sniff of a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL there.
Lol. Somehow I don’t think they would approve of this nice little thread!
Clamato. Been on the run all day and now chilling out with Clamato...and vodka. Clamaaaaaaato.
Hey. I just found out that Clamato and vodka is the most popular mixed drink in Canada. They call it a Bloody Caesar and also has a couple of dashes each of hot (Tabasco) saice amd Worcester sauce plus rim the glass with salt. Since I have both Tabasco and Worcester sauce I did the same except I didn’t rim with salt because I have to avoid that. WOW! Everybody needs to try it. For some reason it isn’t too popular down here in Baja Canada but is wildly popular in the Great White North.
CLAAAAAAAMAAAAATOOOO!!!
I’m sorry the Libtard got punched. Violence is unnecessary.
i can't believe there are grown adults out there getting into physical confrontations over something as trivial as liberalism-vs.-conservatism.
[I CAN'T BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!]
I can't believe there are grown adults out there who believe everything they read on the internets.
[Oh, what a tangled Web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!]
i resent the implication that i am a grown adult
[Careful, Anthony Weiner might send you a tweet.]
Well, since it's the internet, you can claim to be whatever you want.
[Like, oh, a freeper pretending to be a DUmmie and posting things there to get them all stirred up. Say, could DUmmie dorksied of 59 posts actually be a. . . . Naaah!]
I'm really not trying to be rude . . . But did this actually happen?
[No. But it COULD have! Fake but accurate.]
Of course it actually happened. It's on the internet, isn't it?
[Think about it: "Libtard!" "Repiglicker!" Punching. Firing. Of course it's real!]
I'll be rude for you.
1) This is a complete fabrication.
2) A bunch of easily-manipulated folks decided to vote it up.
3) The OP had some lulz, and bragged about it to his dumb friends.
[You're not rude, DUmmie Blue-Jay, you're being shrewd! And for that you win the Kewpie Doll!]
A phony story if there ever was one.
[It's a Bouncy, alright!]
Awesome, a Kewpie doll re-re-ping!
So, it's all al gore's fault!!
They are the ones who built the Gulag Archipelago.
Use insane asylums as political prisons, (If you don't believe in my opinions, you must be crazy...),
Blandly accept, "If you want to know what is in the bill, you have to pass it."
Never want to let the Lumpen Proletariat vote on any programs or bills that Libtards understand to be "For your own good...", (voting on gay marriage is an example.)
Next time, don't punch. Lead him/her/it to the edge of a ditch and "POP!" Aim for the base of the skull. They would, and have done it to us.
A gaggle of DUmmies all having 'A Brief Moment Of Mental Clarity'[™ DUmmie Funnies] all at the same time is almost beyond belief.
Next thing we know, they'll all be getting religion. And maybe even ..... JOBS.
Okay, forget the last part.
............... 
That must have been before I joined FR. What did TomInTib say?
That actually sounds pretty good, but I don’t drink. Can you suggest something non-alcoholic to replace the vodka?
>>What did TomInTib say?<<
What DIDN’T he say? I have a hard time remembering all his lies, but he was an Army Ranger, a Navy SEAL, a Green Beret, pulled a gun on Dick Cheney, and spent every minute of every day in a line in a store getting the “better” of “rethugs” to the applause and gratitude of everyone else in the store.
I think he got booted from DU for finally bald-faced lying about his supposed service, which was all but proven to be false since he couldn’t answer simple questions from real veterans.
>>Can you suggest something non-alcoholic to replace the vodka?<<
“pucker” vodka.
[No. But it COULD have! Fake but accurate.]
Perfection! Bravo!
What a great DUmmie thread! Thoroughly enjoyable from start to finish!
The bouncy’s usually include stories about regressives attacking conservatives in public places and getting a standing ovation when confronting conservatives by the crowd around them, the public places are usually places like McDonalds or other food places or for some reason auto repair shops that have Fox News on, and almost always involve senior citizens. They’re usually started by people looking for “street cred” at DU or by people who are extremely insecure about their political opinion being the minority opinion, and the thread is usually followed by insecure people giving high 5’s, kudos and K&R’s and no doubt moles who rain on their parade LOL.
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