DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-11 ("I was called a 'Libtard' . . . got punched. LOL")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2011 | DUmmie dorksied, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickon

[Charles Henrickson]

One of our favorite DUmmie thread-types is the one in which the poster relates a real-life incident wherein he or she (or it) comes off as the Valiant Prog Hero, boldly confronting and/or converting a poor backward rethuglican. Often these stories are highly embellished, to say the least, if not downright fanciful. But it does gain the poster some Underground-fives from his fellow DUmmies.

We have an example today in this THREAD by DUmmie dorksied, "I was called a 'Libtard' in public, replied with 'Better than a Repiglicker', got punched. LOL."

So let us now go to DUmmieland, aka Fantasyland, where the punch lines are in Libtard Punch Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, taking a day off from Weinergate, is in the [brackets]:

I was called a 'Libtard' in public . . .

[You should hear what they call you in private!]

replied with 'Better than a Repiglicker' . . .

[Way to de-escalate the situation there, DUmmie dorksied! Peace and love, DUde!]

got punched.

[Oh, DUmmie dorksied, you brave, valiant, prog hero you!]

LOL

[LOL! Me dorksied! Me a libtard! Me LIKE getting punched in nose!]

In front of witnesses, at work.

[I don't believe you! You must be making this up! The "at work" part gave you away.]

Now, I'm curious whether or not he's gonna be wanting state assistance to pay his bills since he was stupid enough to do something like this and get fired.

[DUmmie projection.]

NOPE!!! He'll just blame you (the Libtard) For getting him fired. . . .

[Yes, you, Dorksied the Libtard, DUmmie Punching Bag, Firer of Repiglickers, Valiant Prog Hero.]

Libtard, Repiglicker, and punching. This post has everything!

[WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!]

meh. It's lacking a pit bull and didn't happen at the Olive Garden.

[I think it's got a LOT of bull.]

Or a pit bull that was circumcized at Olive Garden.

[Are you sure those are OLIVES in that salad?]

The pit bull also has to be smoking and breastfeeding

[All at the same time? A circumcised pit bull, breastfeeding a libtard and licking a smoking pig, with a punch, at Olive Garden? This sounds like Clue on drugs!]

I don't understand what this thread has to do with Weiner's peeper

[I think it's the idea of getting fired.]

I have seen a couple of snide references latey about the Olive Garden. . . . I Thought I might have missed something about it being owned by RimJob at Freeperville, or something....A new Olive Garden just opened Monday in my (small town) area, and I wondered if I had to avoid it!!!!

[Just beware of breastfeeding pit bulls.]

Literal hippie-punching!

["How about a nice Hippie Punch?" . . . "Sure!"]

At he company where I worked before I retired, both you and the attacker would have been fired.

[DUmmie dorksied responds . . .]

I did almost get fired but I have filed multiple complaints about workplace harassment on this guy because he was always picking fights with me verbally over politics. I got a write up. No big deal.

[DUmmie dorksied, oh thou of only 59 posts, why do I get the feeling that you may be making this whole thing up? And even if there were some sort of running political bickering, why do I get the feeling that YOU were the annoying, obnoxious instigator?]

I had the same policy when I was a bartender. If there was a fight or even the strong possibility of one I didn't care who was right or wrong. Both parties got kicked out . . .

[. . . where Big Bouncer Pitt beat them both up.]

You should send your story to Readers Digest. It's fascinating.

[Increase Your Libtard Power!]

I detect a hint of skepticism.

[There's a whiff of fiction in the air.]

Nah, Penthouse Forum it is!

[From the DUmp to the Penthouse!]

go to a clinic and go to the cops. You could have undetected damage. You should have a pet scan, and MRI and a few more expensive diagnostic tests as well. . . .

[They scanned dorksied's brain and found nothing.]

Then SUE his ass into the ground. Get yourself a shark like attorney who works on commission and take him/her off the leash. What do you have to lose?

[I don't know what dorksied would lose, but YOU, DUmmie MedicalAdmin--you WIN today's Mixed Metaphor Award! Like a shark off its leash, you PUMMELED that language into the ground!]

Don't forget to be litigious.

[Or fictitious!]

[mikrofon]

You should have a pet scan, and MRI and a few more expensive diagnostic tests as well

Since your employer's still paying for your lavish health insurance...

[mikrofon]

Get yourself a shark like attorney

ReDUndant

[NELSON111]

I have heard of cat scans but not pet ones. Is this a typo?

No...there is a such thing...and I would suggest every liberal gets one. A PET scan (Positron Emission Tomography) looks at images and function (so...in the libtard...it would show them their LACK thereof).

They are used a lot for cancers...but also for finding DEMENTIA. So...we might have a "LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!!" alert. Could have been a subtle slam...lost on the dummie crowd. LOL! :-)

[Charles Henrickson]

Was waiting for the DU idiot to talk about how the Rethuglican saw the error of his ways and promised to vote Democrat for the rest of his life.

LOL! That would be a rare *DUbble* Bouncy, both the angry confrontation *and* the miraculous conversion!

[FDNYRHEROES]

Was waiting for the DU idiot to talk about how the Rethuglican saw the error of his ways and promised to vote Democrat for the rest of his life.

But, but the DU idiot would lose his hard-earned victimhood status if that happened...

[Lx]

Every place I have worked at, both would have been terminated immediately no matter whose fault it was.

I sense a bit of embellishment here.

[darkangel82]

A Bouncy is a story about a fictional encounter with supposed “freepers”, usually involving verbatim “recalling” of political conversations or events that never happened, and often ending in the “freeper” becoming a liberal.

[Our man in washington]

Hey, cool. Do we have names for other kinds of DU threads:

1. INSANELY UNREALISTIC POLITICAL ACTIVISM (”Nationwide General Strike on Monday. Who’s with me?”)

2. “WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COUNTRY—IT WAS A SOCIALIST COUNTRY BACK IN MY DAY” threads.

3. WHO WANTS TO LEAVE AMERICA threads.

4. 300 POST THREADS ON THE MISDEEDS OF SOME INCREDIBLY MINOR REPUBLICAN FIGURE.

I’m sure there are others...

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Darkangel pretty much has it right, but he forgot to mention the bong rating system.

[Stegall Tx]

Was waiting for the DU idiot to talk about how the Rethuglican saw the error of his ways and promised to vote Democrat for the rest of his life.

Well, the guy did lose his job and presumably will be unproductive for a while ... he might not actually vote Dim, but he's stuck LOOKING LIKE a Dim ...

[CSM]

“You should have a pet scan, and MRI and a few more expensive diagnostic tests as well. . . . “

Yet we wonder why the cost of medical treatments is skyrocketing.

[N. Theknow]

You should have a pet scan

Either it was a Hell of a punch to give the recipient a cancerous tumor,

OR...

More likely....

The Libtard in question was hit so hard he fell on his pet gerbil.

[GSP.FAN]

Or the conservative walked away speechless because of the brilliant verbal attack on him from the DU’er..
This actually happened to me once,the liberal said the most stupid asinine comment i have ever heard,i just looked at him and walked away..

[diamond6]

Repiglicker... HOW LAME IS THAT!!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

RE-PING THE THREAD YOU SOW!

UPDATE:

I think some are sensing that DUmmie dorksied's bouncy may not be all that factual:

People actually use the word "libtard" in the real world? In public? And...repiglicker?

[In the bouncy world of DUmmie dorksied, they do.]

I obviously wouldn't get along too well with anyone who uses the term 'libtard', and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get along with anyone who actually uses the term 'repiglicker' either.

[LOUSY REPIGLICKER TROLL!!!]

Wow. That's a truly remarkable amount of bullsh*t for such a short post.

[I take it you're not buying what DUmmie dorksied is selling.]

Then you woke up.

[Yes, it was all a dream, friends! Kind of like the "Who Shot J.R.?" thing, only it was "Who Punched Dorksied?"]

[freedumb2003]

ib4tfrot2p

(In before the first response on the 2nd ping)

[Charles Henrickson]

He's probably lucky you didn't press charges for assault and battery.

[DUmmie dorksied is lucky *he* isn't charged with asshat and moonbattery.]

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Lol. Even some of the DUmmies aren’t buying this guy’s BS.

[freedumb2003]

>>Lol. Even some of the DUmmies aren’t buying this guy’s BS.<<

“Bouncys” lost their cache after the master bouncier TomInTib stretched incredulity beyond the breaking point. Both of reasonable people on DU got fed up and others followed.

[arrogantsob]

They should come and read this thread and get a good laugh.