UPDATE:
I think some are sensing that DUmmie dorksied's bouncy may not be all that factual:
People actually use the word "libtard" in the real world? In public? And...repiglicker?
[In the bouncy world of DUmmie dorksied, they do.]
I obviously wouldn't get along too well with anyone who uses the term 'libtard', and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get along with anyone who actually uses the term 'repiglicker' either.
[LOUSY REPIGLICKER TROLL!!!]
Wow. That's a truly remarkable amount of bullsh*t for such a short post.
[I take it you're not buying what DUmmie dorksied is selling.]
Then you woke up.
[Yes, it was all a dream, friends! Kind of like the "Who Shot J.R.?" thing, only it was "Who Punched Dorksied?"]
ib4tfrot2p
(In before the first response on the 2nd ping)
Lol. Even some of the DUmmies aren’t buying this guy’s BS.
Clamato. Been on the run all day and now chilling out with Clamato...and vodka. Clamaaaaaaato.
i can't believe there are grown adults out there getting into physical confrontations over something as trivial as liberalism-vs.-conservatism.
[I CAN'T BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!]
I can't believe there are grown adults out there who believe everything they read on the internets.
[Oh, what a tangled Web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!]
i resent the implication that i am a grown adult
[Careful, Anthony Weiner might send you a tweet.]
Well, since it's the internet, you can claim to be whatever you want.
[Like, oh, a freeper pretending to be a DUmmie and posting things there to get them all stirred up. Say, could DUmmie dorksied of 59 posts actually be a. . . . Naaah!]
I'm really not trying to be rude . . . But did this actually happen?
[No. But it COULD have! Fake but accurate.]
Of course it actually happened. It's on the internet, isn't it?
[Think about it: "Libtard!" "Repiglicker!" Punching. Firing. Of course it's real!]
I'll be rude for you.
1) This is a complete fabrication.
2) A bunch of easily-manipulated folks decided to vote it up.
3) The OP had some lulz, and bragged about it to his dumb friends.
[You're not rude, DUmmie Blue-Jay, you're being shrewd! And for that you win the Kewpie Doll!]
A phony story if there ever was one.
[It's a Bouncy, alright!]