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A Joke For May 11
BillLawrenceOnline.Com ^ | 5-11-11

Posted on 05/11/2011 9:10:36 AM PDT by Tribune7

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost. For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out. He had not eaten anything during this period and was famished. Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle. He killed it, and started to eat it.

Surprisingly, a couple of park rangers happen to find him at that moment, and arrested him for killing an endangered species. In court, he pleads innocent to the charges against him, claiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he would have died from starvation. The judge ruled in his favor.

In the judge's closing statement he asked the man, "I would like you to tell me something before I let you go. I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it. What did it taste like?"

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; nothisguyagain; pimpmablog; repeatoffender; serialpimp; usualsuspect; yesthisguyagain
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To: Tribune7

Perhaps the cynical times we live in have caused me to completely lose my sense if humor but I absolutely do no get this joke.


41 posted on 05/11/2011 11:56:27 AM PDT by thepatriot1 (...brought to you courtesy of the Red, White and Blue)
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To: paulycy; Tribune7

I tried that, paulycy. He just ignores it. I think it has too many word for him to read, and it’s confusing for him. Otherwise, you’d think he’d comply with Jim’s wishes, don’t you think.


42 posted on 05/11/2011 12:00:26 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: thepatriot1; Tribune7
Perhaps the cynical times we live in have caused me to completely lose my sense if humor but I absolutely do no get this joke.

Not all jokes are funny. Not all blog pimps posses a sense of humor. This one, apparently, doesn't.

43 posted on 05/11/2011 12:00:56 PM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: shibumi

Yes, and he’s no damn Foster Brooks, either.


44 posted on 05/11/2011 12:00:56 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Tribune7


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45 posted on 05/11/2011 12:04:38 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady; Tribune7
I tried that, paulycy. He just ignores it. I think it has too many word for him to read, and it’s confusing for him. Otherwise, you’d think he’d comply with Jim’s wishes, don’t you think.

I just want to be very, very sure that it has been given every chance to mend its miserable, selfish ways. There can be no mistake: it has been told how Jim wants his forum run. Let the consequences be on its own head.

I'm quite sure it's enjoying the brief jump in attention-hits it's getting. It can't see past them.

Oh well.

46 posted on 05/11/2011 12:05:18 PM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: paulycy
miserable, selfish ways bump
47 posted on 05/11/2011 12:27:21 PM PDT by Tribune7 (We're flat broke, but he thinks these solar shingles and really fast trains will magically save us.)
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To: Tribune7; humblegunner; shibumi; Larry Lucido; TheOldLady; 50mm; Eaker; Allegra; Salamander; ...

Your lack of respect for your fellow FReepers is sickening.


48 posted on 05/11/2011 12:29:06 PM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: Tribune7
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49 posted on 05/11/2011 12:35:37 PM PDT by FourPeas ("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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To: TheOldLady

He’s been officially warned, eh? Sounds like it’s time to release the kitties.


50 posted on 05/11/2011 12:41:55 PM PDT by FourPeas ("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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To: Tribune7
The amazing thing about the web, blog pimp, is that lame jokes can be found in numerous places. You'd have a much better time selling your schtick if you had something unique and worthwhile. But, you don't.



One beautiful autumn day, a Park Ranger discovered a man sitting in the woods chewing away on a dead Bald Eagle.

'Hey mister, the Bald Eagle is a protected species, and killing one is punishable offense', said the Park Ranger.

The man was swiftly arrested, and ushered before the judge.

In court, he pleaded innocent to the charges against him, claiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he would have died from starvation.

'I was so hungry' complained the defensive camper, 'the Bald Eagle was the only food I could find!'

To everyone's amazement, the judge ruled in his favor.

In the judge's closing statement he asked the man, 'I would like you to tell me something before I let you go. I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it. But I'd like to know: What did it taste like?'

The man answered, 'Well, it tasted like a cross between a Whooping Crane and a Spotted Owl.'

51 posted on 05/11/2011 12:47:41 PM PDT by FourPeas ("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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To: FourPeas

Indeed. lol


52 posted on 05/11/2011 12:49:20 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: FourPeas

Yes, I’ve gone around and around over this issue with him before, he’s one of those who pretend not to understand the issue, and he will attempt to wear you down by asking the same questions over again as if he had not already been answered. Very trollish.


53 posted on 05/11/2011 1:02:38 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: FourPeas

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54 posted on 05/11/2011 1:15:15 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Wow, you guys are in a mood! I thought those jokes were funny! :-)

My son got a good giggle, too!


55 posted on 05/11/2011 2:19:49 PM PDT by Marie (Obama seems to think that Jerusalem has been the capital of Israel since Camp David, not King David)
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To: FourPeas
Thank you all for a fun and productive day.

Look forward to seeing you on next week's joke thread. Same place, about the same time.

56 posted on 05/11/2011 5:19:51 PM PDT by Tribune7 (We're flat broke, but he thinks these solar shingles and really fast trains will magically save us.)
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To: tumblindice

SHOOT! I got out the halftrack with the M1’s and the M240’s and was ready to head out to Albuquerque; at least that’s what my codebook says.

And now you tell me it ain’t so.

Hmmmm. Is that second post really from YOU?


57 posted on 05/11/2011 5:20:39 PM PDT by Erasmus (I love "The Raven," but then what do I know? I'm just a poetaster.)
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