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A Joke For May 11
BillLawrenceOnline.Com ^
| 5-11-11
Posted on 05/11/2011 9:10:36 AM PDT by Tribune7
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost. For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out. He had not eaten anything during this period and was famished. Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle. He killed it, and started to eat it.
Surprisingly, a couple of park rangers happen to find him at that moment, and arrested him for killing an endangered species. In court, he pleads innocent to the charges against him, claiming that if he didn't eat the bald eagle he would have died from starvation. The judge ruled in his favor.
In the judge's closing statement he asked the man, "I would like you to tell me something before I let you go. I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it. What did it taste like?"
(Excerpt) Read more at billlawrenceonline.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; nothisguyagain; pimpmablog; repeatoffender; serialpimp; usualsuspect; yesthisguyagain
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posted on
05/11/2011 9:10:39 AM PDT
by
Tribune7
To: Vendome; paulycy
2
posted on
05/11/2011 9:11:35 AM PDT
by
Tribune7
(We're flat broke, but he thinks these solar shingles and really fast trains will magically save us.)
To: Tribune7
To: US_MilitaryRules
Spotted Owl And what else? :-)
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posted on
05/11/2011 9:14:42 AM PDT
by
Tribune7
(We're flat broke, but he thinks these solar shingles and really fast trains will magically save us.)
To: Tribune7; humblegunner; Eaker; Allegra; TheMom; TheOldLady; 50mm; Larry Lucido; ...
Like chicken? I don’t get it.
To: Tribune7
What do the Los Angeles Lakers and Bin Laden have in common?
Neither survived the second round.
6
posted on
05/11/2011 9:17:14 AM PDT
by
GSWarrior
To: Tribune7
"Ha ha! Is funny because.....Wait, is not funny at all."
To: Larry Lucido
My bad larry. I forgot to ping you. Sorry.
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posted on
05/11/2011 9:22:32 AM PDT
by
Tribune7
(We're flat broke, but he thinks these solar shingles and really fast trains will magically save us.)
To: Tribune7
(Excerpt)... Why not just post it all here? :-)
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posted on
05/11/2011 9:27:17 AM PDT
by
DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
(Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
To: FReepers; All
10
posted on
05/11/2011 9:31:23 AM PDT
by
DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
(Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
To: Tribune7
Q: How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done?
A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men!
11
posted on
05/11/2011 9:32:42 AM PDT
by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
So people will go to his website/blog/whatever it is and help run his numbers up. I dislike being manipulated like that, and the joke wasn’t all that good, anyway.
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posted on
05/11/2011 9:33:20 AM PDT
by
La Lydia
("California: When the parasites outnumber the hosts, it's all over.")
To: Larry Lucido
This joke made me cry, then made me do some expressive modern dance. I dance, because I weep inside.
13
posted on
05/11/2011 9:33:46 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; Larry Lucido; Eaker; paulycy
It's a sporting thing for Pauly & Larry & Eaker.
Bump
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posted on
05/11/2011 9:36:07 AM PDT
by
Tribune7
(We're flat broke, but he thinks these solar shingles and really fast trains will magically save us.)
To: La Lydia; Tribune7
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posted on
05/11/2011 9:39:33 AM PDT
by
DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
(Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
To: Larry Lucido; shibumi
To: Tribune7
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; Larry Lucido
Ghostery and Abine let me go read the retread “jokes” and not give ‘em a dime because all the garbage is blocked.
How cool is that?
:)
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posted on
05/11/2011 9:50:48 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
To: Tribune7
My hovercraft is full of eels.
To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; humblegunner
Where is humblegunner when you need him?
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