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DUmmie FUnnies 03-09-11 (DUmmies Go BERSERK Over Wisconsin Senate Vote)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 9, 2011 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/09/2011 7:13:23 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Freudenschade, baby!

Remember how a couple of weeks ago the DUmmies were proclaiming victory for the public employee unions in Wisconsin? Well, once again, their victory celebrations were premature since tonight the Wisconsin senate voted to ELIMINATE collective bargaining for public employee unions. As can be expected, the DUmmies have gone absolutely BERSERK over this as you can see in this THREAD, "The Wisconsin FULL SENATE passes anti-union bill 18-1 vote." So let us now watch the DUmmies eat crow once again in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to much Drama Queen activity over the next few weeks, is in the [brackets]:

The Wisconsin FULL SENATE passes anti-union bill 18-1 vote

[And whose fault was it that all the Democrats were absent?]

Source: CNN's Breaking News Twitter feed

BreakingNews

In 18-1 vote, Wis. Senate approves bill to strip public employees of collective bargaining rights

[So how does that Freudenschade "victory" champagne taste? And now on to the Drama Queen DUmmie reactions...]

Recall the bastards.

[So you want the Democrat senators recalled back to Wisconsin?]

Full Senate my f*cking ass! Not one Democratic Senator was there to cast a vote.

[Boo! Hoo! It was those EVIL Republicans who prevented the Democrats from returning to Wisconsin to vote.]

Time is coming. For a general strike.

[Except for the pizza delivery guys.]

MAKE WALKER & HIS REPUBLICAN KOCH-WHORES REGRET THE DAY THEY BECAME A STATE LEGISLATOR. THESE FILTHY, GREEDY REPUBLICANS JUST SPAT IN EVERYONES' FACE WHILE TAKING A CRAP ON THE ELECTIONS THAT PUT THEM IN THOSE POSITIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

[Huh? Didn't they actually KEEP their election promises?]

I just got this flash. I cannot believe this. I am in shock, feel sick to my stomach, the hairs on my arms are standing up.

[What? No thrill going up your leg?]

Its a trap to get the Democratic Senators to come back

[Hee! Hee!]

The real people are awake and angry, and they are not the propped up Koch Klan's faux astroturf people. This will be a fight and we will win, we have no choice but to win.

[You will keep "winning" just like Charlie Sheen has been "winning."]

I wish I had your optimism! I'm sick to my stomach and on the verge of balling my eyes out.

[If you need help, Ben Burch would love to be balling your eyes out.]

I have alot of vacation time - I may be headed to Nashville to help out in Tennessee.

[Most DUmmies are on a permanent vacation.]

Do you assume that something is unconstitutional just because you oppose it?

They've had this option since day one.

[A Kewpie Doll to this lousy Killjoy.]

they didn't change any rules, just changed the bill. they didnt need a quorum of 20 if they stripped out all financial aspects of the bill. This is what I was warning about two weeks ago and people said I was crazy to suggest it. I'm not surprised and neither should you be.

[Can I just lean back now and allow you to apply the chloroform hankie to my nose?]

Fitzgerald and the rest of the Repukes will suffer no repercussions for this.

[NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]

F*CKING SCUMBAGS!!!!!!

[Are you in the mood to sing the Mr. Roger's song?]

Boycott WI products. Time we taught them a lesson and stop buying their cheese and other goods.

[No cheese on your pizzas.]

THIS CANNOT STAND! THE PEOPLE, UNITED, SHALL *NEVER* BE DEFEATED!

[Time to chant that communist song.]

This is it folks. GENERAL STRIKE! Let's show these rats who runs this country, big business, or WE THE PEOPLE!

[A call for a GENERAL STRIKE from a DUmmie who DOESN'T WORK.]

It's a trap Dems.....stay away...

[Hee! Hee! Yes, stay out of Wisconsin for the next 10 years.]

There is NO surprise in the wretchedness of Republicans there is no depth low enough for them to squat. There is no act too treacherous and riddled with lies that they cannot attempt.

[It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?]

There will be repercussions. And I can only hope that they are far reaching and deeply destructive to the Republican Party in WI...and everywhere. They have shown a contempt and disregard for Democracy and America's workers EVERYWHERE. Government BY the people? Not to Republicans. And this cannot be permitted to stand.

[It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?]

"Scum" is a compliment regarding these creatures. But name calling does nothing. FIGHT THEM. NEVER let up. Never let them sleep. Do not go silently into the night. FIGHT THEM. Every.way.we.can.

[I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.]

Strike!!! And don't f*ck around about it, run those picket lines the old school way, enough of this shit!!

[So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?]

I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE

[LOL! That is actually the FUnniest line on this entire thread. In fact, I put this into nomination for the DUmmie Post of the Year.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; getajob; strike; wisconsin; wisconsinshowdown
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To: PJ-Comix

“Definitely a finalist for the DUmmie Post of the Year Award.”

Without a doubt ;)
Make him DUMMIE of the year.

“I’d almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE”

What a classic DUmmie line.


21 posted on 03/09/2011 7:24:16 PM PST by AlexW
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To: PJ-Comix
*DUmmie Post of the Year Award.*

You really should include the screen name of the person who wrote that for proper credit.

22 posted on 03/09/2011 7:25:05 PM PST by Deaf Smith
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To: PJ-Comix

This reminds me of the Union hard hat stickers in my state that read, “Protect your Unemployment benefits, vote Democrat.”

What about job growth, idiots?


23 posted on 03/09/2011 7:26:17 PM PST by CommieCutter (Promote Liberal Extinction: Support gay marriage and abortion!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Over 1k post there? Wow, it must be the real deal! They shit canned me after 1 post! Hahahaha!


24 posted on 03/09/2011 7:26:27 PM PST by Mr. Jazzy (HA! Not even Bill Maher thinks Odumbo is a Christian! HAHAHAHAHA!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Scum" is a compliment regarding these creatures. But name calling does nothing. FIGHT THEM. NEVER let up. Never let them sleep. Do not go silently into the night. FIGHT THEM. Every.way.we.can.

Guess who has all the guns you sorry limp-wristed bunch of effeminate pansies? Now go back to feeling your loss of self-esteem.
25 posted on 03/09/2011 7:26:30 PM PST by ari-freedom
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To: Deaf Smith
Here's the person who said it:

ProudDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Mar-09-11 08:50 PM Response to Original message 64.I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE

26 posted on 03/09/2011 7:27:45 PM PST by Ballygrl
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh, I love this one!

Its a trap to get the Democratic Senators to come back

[Hee! Hee!]


27 posted on 03/09/2011 7:28:03 PM PST by dila813
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To: Winstons Julia
What makes that line particularly FUnnie is that the DUmmie didn't say he would be willing to get a job in order to participate in a NATIIONAL GENERAL STRIKE but that he would be ALMOST willing to get a job. He just couldn't go all the way to make that commitment to get a job solely in order to go on strike.

This line is an absolute GEM. Possibly the FUnniest thing a DUmmie has ever posted.

28 posted on 03/09/2011 7:28:23 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm sick to my stomach and on the verge of balling my eyes out.

Must...resist...post...would...get...me...banned...

29 posted on 03/09/2011 7:28:41 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: PJ-Comix
I wish I had your optimism! I'm sick to my stomach and on the verge of balling my eyes out.

I'm feeling kinda satisfied, belly full of steak, a little tired. I'll sleep well tonight.
30 posted on 03/09/2011 7:29:46 PM PST by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: PJ-Comix
I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE

Liberal

FAIL
31 posted on 03/09/2011 7:30:16 PM PST by ari-freedom
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To: Ballygrl

Looking forward to Rush making fun of him and the others Thursday.


32 posted on 03/09/2011 7:31:45 PM PST by Deaf Smith
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To: PJ-Comix

That line must have got him deleted. Classic, what next a shower?

Pray for America


33 posted on 03/09/2011 7:32:06 PM PST by bray (Vote for Palin and against the Country Club)
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To: bray

He’s still there. Since this DUmmie has over 1000 posts, I am counting this as legit.


34 posted on 03/09/2011 7:37:58 PM PST by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix
I just got this flash. I cannot believe this. I am in shock, feel sick to my stomach, the hairs on my arms are standing up.

[What? No thrill going up your leg?]

Chrissie...is that you?

35 posted on 03/09/2011 7:41:54 PM PST by luvie (I'd rather be a Tea Bagger than a FLEEbagger! :))
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To: PJ-Comix

That was Maynard G. Krebs.


36 posted on 03/09/2011 7:42:49 PM PST by arrogantsob
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To: Billthedrill

Good one. lol


37 posted on 03/09/2011 7:43:33 PM PST by guido911 (Islamic terrorists are members of the "ROP", the "religion of pu*&ies")
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To: PJ-Comix
I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE

Definitely a finalist for the DUmmie Post of the Year Award.

Finalist, nacht...try as they might, the DUmmies could never post anything more stupid than that.

But, just in case...

38 posted on 03/09/2011 7:45:52 PM PST by JRios1968 (Laz would hit it!)
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To: PJ-Comix; StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; ...
I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE

Definitely a finalist for the DUmmie Post of the Year Award.

ROTFL!

39 posted on 03/09/2011 7:46:04 PM PST by nutmeg (God bless Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin)
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To: PJ-Comix

"I wuz savin' this up fer a dee-vorce, if'n I ever got a husband!"

40 posted on 03/09/2011 7:46:05 PM PST by mikrofon (Annie, the NON-UNION maid (It's A Wonderful Life))
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