[Mr. K]

why? the public’s “right to know”??

Ok then I want the names and addresses and salary of EVERY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE

[MaxMax]

Great, just check the list to find homes to invade.
I'm certain the Police will be there on time, for your funeral.

[EternalVigilance]

That’s insanity. Pure, unadulterated insanity.

[EternalVigilance]

So, which part is satire and which part is true. It’s so hard to tell these days, especially in Illinois.

[Huck]

The most telling thing about these satire threads is how believable they are!

[Codeflier]

Almost got me with this one.

[drypowder]

Will that include those in the Chicago mafia?

[smokingfrog]

You really know how to think like a liberal, John.

(I’m starting to worry about you.)

[Lazamataz]

John, you and I are both satirists, you being perhaps much more prolific than I am.

But we have a problem: That which we satire, either has been -- or becomes -- the policy initiatives of the hard Left.

This article illustrates the point well. The truth on-the-ground makes it almost impossible to satirize.

I recommend you see this satire I did a while back: THE ONION SHUTS DOWN: "NO MORE SATIRE POSSIBLE"

[RonF]

As a resident of Illinois I have to confess that it took me at least 10 seconds to recognize this as satire.

[Navy Patriot]

Property transfers could be accomplished with less threat of bloodshed.

LOL, rich! Just think if the state imposed a "property transfer" tax, (they have proposed it in CA) Ya could file a police report on the burglary, tell 'em what they got, and pay the tax, all in one visit. Efficiency in government.

[EternalVigilance]

The first step to confiscation is registration.

[DigitalVideoDude]

[Myrddin]

Gun registration to permit an “orderly disarming”.
What’s next? Train service to prison camps to
permit an efficient extermination? It worked for
Hitler, Stalin and Mao. Lisa has the technique all
figured out.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

[moehoward]

"Illinois AG Wants to Publish Firearm Ownership List"

And I'll bet a steak dinner she'd sue anyone that tried to publish a list of Illegal Aliens living in the state.

[jmaroneps37]

“If people are embarrassed for others to know they have guns, they can get off the list by disposing of those guns.”
What a snarky POS this woman is!

[runninglips]

I know this is satire, but as long as the government knows where the firearms are, I have no problem with fellow citizens knowing also. It will keep predators away, and give lists for other gun owners to come together and have BBQ’s, dinners, and just get together in common cause.

[east1234]

“If burglars know which homes are firearm-free they won’t need to bring guns to defend themselves. Property transfers could be accomplished with less threat of bloodshed.”

lol, I can almost see some lib actually saying this

[Emperor Palpatine]

This is just another attempt to do and end run around the Second Amendment.

Too bad the Founding Fathers never put a mechanism in the Constitution for the rest of the nation to boot out a state or two from the union......