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Illinois AG Wants to Publish Firearm Ownership List
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 5 March 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/07/2011 9:31:24 AM PST by John Semmens

The People’s Republic of Illinois’ Attorney General Lisa Madigan wants to publish a list of the names and addresses of all the state’s registered firearms owners. “People have a right to know whether their neighbors have weapons in their homes,” Madigan asserted. “If people are embarrassed for others to know they have guns, they can get off the list by disposing of those guns.”

The Attorney General was undaunted by critics who characterized the publication of such a list as dangerous because criminals could see which homes were not on the list and, thus, “safe to burgle.” “If there are fewer break-ins to homes where firearms are present there’ll be fewer shootings,” Madigan reasoned. “If burglars know which homes are firearm-free they won’t need to bring guns to defend themselves. Property transfers could be accomplished with less threat of bloodshed. This is a big plus in my mind.”

Madigan also portrayed the move as “an assist to the police in the case of civil unrest. If the list of gun owners is well-known the weapons can be more expeditiously confiscated. If people know which of their neighbors have guns they can help point them out to authorities if a weapons round-up is desired. There are many anti-government nuts who wouldn’t hesitate to use their weapons against what they imagine to be government tyranny. An orderly disarming of these people will save many lives. This is another big plus.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: banglist; crime; guns; satire; tyranny
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To: EternalVigilance
It is true....she does want a list published.

http://www.wlsam.com/article.asp?id=2123954

21 posted on 03/07/2011 9:48:36 AM PST by Osage Orange (MOLON LABE)
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To: EternalVigilance
I’m betting Madigan really does want to publish such a list.

That’s why I asked which part is true.

From: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2011-03-04/news/ct-met-kass-0304-20110304_1_madigan-opinion-names-dillard

"Madigan's opinion is just that — an opinion, not an order. Whether the names will be released is uncertain. "

While she does in fact wish to make this information public, the quotes in the original post are satirical.

22 posted on 03/07/2011 9:49:19 AM PST by Abin Sur
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To: Lazamataz

http://www.wlsam.com/article.asp?id=2123954


23 posted on 03/07/2011 9:50:02 AM PST by Osage Orange (MOLON LABE)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

Only the quotes are satire.
The Il. AG does, indeed, want to publish the names and addresses of FOID holders.


24 posted on 03/07/2011 9:50:19 AM PST by SJSAMPLE
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To: John Semmens

As a resident of Illinois I have to confess that it took me at least 10 seconds to recognize this as satire.


25 posted on 03/07/2011 9:56:50 AM PST by RonF
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To: SJSAMPLE

This is one among many reasons the free people of this country should not be sitting still for any kind of gun registration in the first place.

If you’re on a government list, you’re a potential target.


26 posted on 03/07/2011 9:57:53 AM PST by EternalVigilance (...in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & & every thing dear to the American character... W. Travis)
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To: John Semmens
Property transfers could be accomplished with less threat of bloodshed.

LOL, rich! Just think if the state imposed a "property transfer" tax, (they have proposed it in CA) Ya could file a police report on the burglary, tell 'em what they got, and pay the tax, all in one visit. Efficiency in government.

27 posted on 03/07/2011 9:58:28 AM PST by Navy Patriot (Sarah and the Conservatives will rock your world.)
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To: MaxMax

Nope; they’d skip the homes on the list. The ones who’re not who better watch out.


28 posted on 03/07/2011 9:58:52 AM PST by Twinkie ( PEACE)
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To: John Semmens

The first step to confiscation is registration.


29 posted on 03/07/2011 9:59:20 AM PST by EternalVigilance (...in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & & every thing dear to the American character... W. Travis)
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To: John Semmens

30 posted on 03/07/2011 10:03:53 AM PST by DigitalVideoDude (It's amazing what you can accomplish when you don't care who gets the credit. -Ronald Reagan)
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To: John Semmens

Gun registration to permit an “orderly disarming”.
What’s next? Train service to prison camps to
permit an efficient extermination? It worked for
Hitler, Stalin and Mao. Lisa has the technique all
figured out.


31 posted on 03/07/2011 10:06:51 AM PST by Myrddin
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To: drypowder

Nope. They protected by the Fifth Amendment...

Its only law abiding citizens who get their names disclosed!


32 posted on 03/07/2011 10:07:40 AM PST by Little Ray (The Gods of the Copybook Heading, with terror and slaughter return!)
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To: John Semmens

33 posted on 03/07/2011 10:08:31 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum ("If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun." -- Barry Soetoro, June 11, 2008)
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To: All
"Illinois AG Wants to Publish Firearm Ownership List"

And I'll bet a steak dinner she'd sue anyone that tried to publish a list of Illegal Aliens living in the state.

34 posted on 03/07/2011 10:09:57 AM PST by moehoward
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To: Myrddin

I know it’s satire, but we have the socialists pushing
train projects again. That fits right in with the old
patterns. We’ll have a new commercial extolling
the virtues of how many dissidents can be hauled
away with a gallon of diesel.


35 posted on 03/07/2011 10:13:11 AM PST by Myrddin
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

Madigan’s plan to publish the list of gun owners is real.


36 posted on 03/07/2011 10:17:06 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“If people are embarrassed for others to know they have guns, they can get off the list by disposing of those guns.”
What a snarky POS this woman is!


37 posted on 03/07/2011 10:22:39 AM PST by jmaroneps37 (Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
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To: John Semmens

I know this is satire, but as long as the government knows where the firearms are, I have no problem with fellow citizens knowing also. It will keep predators away, and give lists for other gun owners to come together and have BBQ’s, dinners, and just get together in common cause.


38 posted on 03/07/2011 10:26:09 AM PST by runninglips (government debt = slavery of the masses)
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To: SJSAMPLE

Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan thinks a list identifying all firearm permit holders.

Bet no New Black Panthers will be on the list.


39 posted on 03/07/2011 10:42:42 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: John Semmens

“If burglars know which homes are firearm-free they won’t need to bring guns to defend themselves. Property transfers could be accomplished with less threat of bloodshed.”

lol, I can almost see some lib actually saying this


40 posted on 03/07/2011 10:46:54 AM PST by east1234 (Cut, Kill, Dig and Drill!)
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