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Illinois AG Wants to Publish Firearm Ownership List
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 5 March 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/07/2011 9:31:24 AM PST by John Semmens

The People’s Republic of Illinois’ Attorney General Lisa Madigan wants to publish a list of the names and addresses of all the state’s registered firearms owners. “People have a right to know whether their neighbors have weapons in their homes,” Madigan asserted. “If people are embarrassed for others to know they have guns, they can get off the list by disposing of those guns.”

The Attorney General was undaunted by critics who characterized the publication of such a list as dangerous because criminals could see which homes were not on the list and, thus, “safe to burgle.” “If there are fewer break-ins to homes where firearms are present there’ll be fewer shootings,” Madigan reasoned. “If burglars know which homes are firearm-free they won’t need to bring guns to defend themselves. Property transfers could be accomplished with less threat of bloodshed. This is a big plus in my mind.”

Madigan also portrayed the move as “an assist to the police in the case of civil unrest. If the list of gun owners is well-known the weapons can be more expeditiously confiscated. If people know which of their neighbors have guns they can help point them out to authorities if a weapons round-up is desired. There are many anti-government nuts who wouldn’t hesitate to use their weapons against what they imagine to be government tyranny. An orderly disarming of these people will save many lives. This is another big plus.”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: banglist; crime; guns; satire; tyranny
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1 posted on 03/07/2011 9:31:33 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

why? the public’s “right to know”??

Ok then I want the names and addresses and salary of EVERY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE


2 posted on 03/07/2011 9:34:35 AM PST by Mr. K (Job #1 DEFUND THE LEFT then Palin/Bachman 2012 -Unbeatable Ticket~!)
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To: John Semmens
Great, just check the list to find homes to invade.
I'm certain the Police will be there on time, for your funeral.
3 posted on 03/07/2011 9:35:31 AM PST by MaxMax
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To: Mr. K

how about the name of everyone that gets an abortion?


4 posted on 03/07/2011 9:35:52 AM PST by MNDude (so that's what they meant by Carter's second term)
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To: John Semmens

That’s insanity. Pure, unadulterated insanity.


5 posted on 03/07/2011 9:36:25 AM PST by EternalVigilance (...in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & & every thing dear to the American character... W. Travis)
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To: Mr. K

Satire.


6 posted on 03/07/2011 9:37:20 AM PST by Virginia Ridgerunner (Sarah Palin has crossed the Rubicon!)
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To: John Semmens

So, which part is satire and which part is true. It’s so hard to tell these days, especially in Illinois.


7 posted on 03/07/2011 9:37:40 AM PST by EternalVigilance (...in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & & every thing dear to the American character... W. Travis)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

this dang satire page gets me every time!


8 posted on 03/07/2011 9:38:16 AM PST by MNDude (so that's what they meant by Carter's second term)
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To: John Semmens

The most telling thing about these satire threads is how believable they are!


9 posted on 03/07/2011 9:38:22 AM PST by Huck (Fools make feasts and wise men eat them - Poor Richard)
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To: EternalVigilance
That’s insanity. Pure, unadulterated insanity.

It also says that it's satire...

10 posted on 03/07/2011 9:39:00 AM PST by Abin Sur
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To: John Semmens

Almost got me with this one.


11 posted on 03/07/2011 9:39:16 AM PST by Codeflier (Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama - 4 democrat presidents in a row and counting...)
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To: John Semmens

Will that include those in the Chicago mafia?


12 posted on 03/07/2011 9:39:25 AM PST by drypowder
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To: Abin Sur

I’m betting Madigan really does want to publish such a list.

That’s why I asked which part is true.


13 posted on 03/07/2011 9:40:34 AM PST by EternalVigilance (...in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & & every thing dear to the American character... W. Travis)
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To: John Semmens

You really know how to think like a liberal, John.

(I’m starting to worry about you.)


14 posted on 03/07/2011 9:42:05 AM PST by smokingfrog ( BORN free - taxed to DEATH (and beyond) ...)
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To: John Semmens
John, you and I are both satirists, you being perhaps much more prolific than I am.

But we have a problem: That which we satire, either has been -- or becomes -- the policy initiatives of the hard Left.

This article illustrates the point well. The truth on-the-ground makes it almost impossible to satirize.

I recommend you see this satire I did a while back: THE ONION SHUTS DOWN: "NO MORE SATIRE POSSIBLE"

15 posted on 03/07/2011 9:42:12 AM PST by Lazamataz (IMPRISON JOE PRO BONO!)
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To: Mr. K

Publish all of Lisa’s personal information AND all print and electronic media employees in IL. Now THAT might make the state safer. It would give thugs a new happy hunting ground because we know how much the Donkeys and media hate gun owners. Thugs prefer disarmed victims.

Another thing, Lisa wants to give out the names of local, county, and state cops as well as everyday citizens. You think the cops want their personal data made public? I don’t think so, Ms. Attorney General. What a putz.


16 posted on 03/07/2011 9:43:28 AM PST by MasterGunner01 (To err is human; to forgive is not our policy. -- SEAL Team SIX)
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To: EternalVigilance

Yes, satire is reality. Welcome to the 2010’s in America.


17 posted on 03/07/2011 9:43:40 AM PST by fwdude (Anita Bryant was right.)
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To: Abin Sur
Yep. She really does.

Should List of Gun Owners Be Made Public?

Whose business is it if you own a gun? Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan thinks a list identifying all firearm permit holders in the state “must” be made public, but the State Police disagree.

Fox News reported that the showdown could soon come before a judge after it erupted last fall when an Associated Press reporter made a Freedom of Information Act request to the police for the names of permit holders and details about what weapons they are authorized to carry.

"My gun ownership is none of your business," said Republican Rep. Ron Stephens, who is behind a bill in the general assembly that would put the list under lock-and-key. "I don't know what Lisa Madigan doesn't understand about that, but obviously she's confused."

18 posted on 03/07/2011 9:43:42 AM PST by EternalVigilance (...in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & & every thing dear to the American character... W. Travis)
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To: fwdude
Illinois Officials Spar Over Order to Make List of Gun Owners Public

Fox News

19 posted on 03/07/2011 9:46:54 AM PST by EternalVigilance (...in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & & every thing dear to the American character... W. Travis)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner
This NOT satire. This a fact. IL Attorney General Lisa Madigan actually wants to do this. The Illinois State Police are not going along with her. (The ISP is the one that processes FOID cards and holds the records.)
20 posted on 03/07/2011 9:48:25 AM PST by MasterGunner01 (To err is human; to forgive is not our policy. -- SEAL Team SIX)
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