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Dems Unhappy with GOP Unwillingness to Compromise on Budget [Satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire | 5 March 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/05/2011 3:40:53 PM PST by John Semmens

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) chastised GOP colleagues as “intransigent” in their refusal to accept the Democrat’s “50% cut” proposal.

“Look, we have stated repeatedly that we are willing to scale back spending increases by 50%--to meet our opponents halfway, so to speak, but we can’t get any agreement,” Pelosi complained.

Reid mocked House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) for “letting himself be bossed around by a caucus dominated by freshman representatives. Boehner’s been around long enough to know the score. There’s no realistic way we can actually reduce spending. Getting an agreement on slowing the rate of growth in spending is the best he can hope for. The President’s offer to settle for half of the increase in spending that he’d like is as generous as he can be. Boehner needs to get real and stop kowtowing to those newly elected Republicans who don’t understand how Washington works.”


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: budget; democrats; microviolin; nanoviolin; picoviolin; satire; spending; tinyviolin
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1 posted on 03/05/2011 3:40:59 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I’m unhappy with the Pelosicrat’s outrageous spending.


2 posted on 03/05/2011 3:42:47 PM PST by BenKenobi (Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong. - Silent Cal)
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To: John Semmens

I want leftists to be miserable. Forever.


3 posted on 03/05/2011 3:45:16 PM PST by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Prepare for survival.)
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To: BenKenobi

I am unhappy with the DIMocRATS being such anti-American, anti-America, anti-Freedom, anti-Constitution, anti-Free Market, anti-Sanity, anti-Logic, anti-Anything Positive losers. I hope the Republicans grow a spine and hold tight in the face of the continuing DIM/LIB assault on sanity.


4 posted on 03/05/2011 3:46:26 PM PST by hal ogen (1st amendment or reeducation camp?)
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To: John Semmens

Don’t budge GOP. They would not negotiate with you.

JoMa


5 posted on 03/05/2011 3:49:06 PM PST by joma89
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To: John Semmens
Evening, John.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

6 posted on 03/05/2011 3:49:18 PM PST by Viking2002 (RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!)
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To: John Semmens

Tough Sh!t. You lost, we won. To quote an empty suit.


7 posted on 03/05/2011 3:49:39 PM PST by 23 Everest (A gun in hand is better than a cop on the phone.)
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To: Ghost of Philip Marlowe

They are. No matter what. it is their job.


8 posted on 03/05/2011 3:50:37 PM PST by screaminsunshine (34 States)
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To: John Semmens

It’s satire...it’s satire...it’s satire...


9 posted on 03/05/2011 3:52:34 PM PST by Excellence (Buy Progresso, take off the label, write "not halal," mail to Campbell's soup company.)
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“Look, we have stated repeatedly that we are willing to scale back spending increases by 50%--to meet our opponents halfway, so to speak, but we can’t get any agreement,” Pelosi complained.

Anyone else get that - scale back the increases by 50%. In other words, she still wants increased federal spending. Earth to Nancy, Earth to Nancy - you don't get it, you don't get any increases, we are going to cut your spending. A lot. We are going to reduce the size/scope of the federal government significantly. The feds will live within their means, and those means will be much much smaller.

10 posted on 03/05/2011 3:53:14 PM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: John Semmens
F.O. Nancy.
We won.
11 posted on 03/05/2011 3:54:54 PM PST by grobdriver (Proud Member, Party Of No! No Socialism - No Fascism - Nobama - No Way!)
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To: John Semmens
As I read it (emphasis my thoughts on what she really meant).

“Look, we have stated repeatedly that we are willing to scale back outrageous over spending increases by 50%--to meet our opponents at the halfway point of our goal which we can always get to next year if they don't actually cut the budget, so to speak, but we can’t get any agreement because they are demanding real budget cuts not just a cut in the rate of increase of our deficit budget,” Pelosi complained.

And this one just stands on it's own (emphasis again mine, but his words apparently).

Reid mocked House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) for “letting himself be bossed around by a caucus dominated by freshman representatives. Boehner’s been around long enough to know the score. There’s no realistic way we can actually reduce spending.

Actually there are ways to reduce spending...

12 posted on 03/05/2011 3:55:54 PM PST by !1776!
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Because the Democrats compromise when they're in the majority.

</sarcasm>

13 posted on 03/05/2011 3:56:22 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum ("If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun." -- Barry Soetoro, June 11, 2008)
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Just more name-calling from the evil progressives.

Hold the line. The American people want the cost of government brought under enough control that it stops running our lives and making decisions we can/should make for ourselves as free people in a Free Republic.

14 posted on 03/05/2011 3:57:59 PM PST by Rapscallion (The founders gave us the tool of impeachment for a reason. Now more than ever.)
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To: John Semmens

so they want GOP to agree to increase spending, but only 50% of what the democraps WANTED to increase it

Shove it Nazi Pelosi, If you call that a compromise.

A compromise would be actually decreasing spending, only maybe not as much as we would like (since WE ARE IN CHARGE NOW)

A compromise is NOT giving your enemy half of what they want, when you are in charge.


15 posted on 03/05/2011 4:12:45 PM PST by Mr. K (Job #1 DEFUND THE LEFT then Palin/Bachman 2012 -Unbeatable Ticket~!)
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To: John Semmens
Dems Unhappy with GOP Unwillingness to Compromise on Budget

Permit me to explain what that really means.

Dems Unhappy with GOP Unwillingness to Drop Their Pants and Grab Their Ankles. How selfish of Republicans.

16 posted on 03/05/2011 4:13:52 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s ( If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there)
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To: John Semmens

Almost...... LOL!


17 posted on 03/05/2011 4:14:49 PM PST by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: ThunderSleeps
We have to make it a mantra for the next election:

RETURN SPENDING TO 2008 LEVELS - *THEN* START CUTTING

18 posted on 03/05/2011 4:14:53 PM PST by Mr. K (Job #1 DEFUND THE LEFT then Palin/Bachman 2012 -Unbeatable Ticket~!)
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To: John Semmens

Ahhh, why did you have that spending to begin with.

If the GOP wasn’t there, do you mean you would have cut 50% or NONE at all and still go on your spending spree?

I think the latter.

It would be the latter while you tell the GOP to set in the back of the bus.

Pizz on you Pelousie. We won this time!


19 posted on 03/05/2011 4:18:14 PM PST by TribalPrincess2U (They don't need to do another 911. They have BHO and the Fleebaggers.)
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GOP to Rats request to Compromise, NUTS!


20 posted on 03/05/2011 4:25:47 PM PST by hondact200 (Candor dat viribos alas (sincerity gives wings to strength) and Nil desperandum (never despair))
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