Posted on 02/17/2011 8:27:39 PM PST by smokingfrog
Meet Dusty, a slightly pear-shaped, fawn-colored house cat, whose nightly theft raids have earned him the criminal alias of “Klepto.”
His San Mateo, Calif. owners figured the cat has stolen 600 items from the neighborhood in the past three years, amassing a growing pile of loot at home, ABCNews reported.
He’s not choosy. Stolen goods include towels, stuffed animals, gloves, socks, shoes, spongy footballs. He stole a Converse sneaker and returned later for the other one, the station said. He lifted a neighbor’s bikini bottom drying outside, and came back for the top a few minutes later. He stole someone’s tighty whities.
The best part of ABCNew’s report is the caught-in-the act, night-cam footage, showing Dusty waddling home with stolen stuff dragging between his legs.
His hard-working take for one night? Eleven items.
Da Cat Burglar Libes!!!
Democat
Kittuh is cute. Not guilty.
Klepto Kat - perfect!
At least he waited until she wasn’t wearing them.
Just like the Clintons when they left the WH!
Proof to my theory that a lot more goes on in a cat’s brain than they let on to us.
Klepto Klintoons?
Democat
No kidding.
Won't be catisfied till they stole the shirt off your back.
How many pairs of Republican testicles have they found in his stash?
Kitteh ping...
Man that is funny!
Feline Felon
Pussy Purloiner.
Socks, the "Silverware Snatcher"?
How many people have cats? One, two, three, four...okay, ten. Now- let me ask you this...do ya trust ‘em? Because I’ve gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs and I gotta get ‘em right away. Just the little ones that go around the little front paws or maybe the manacles..four, to get all four paws. But what a drag; I found out my cat was embezzling from me. You think you know a cat for ten years, he pulls something like this. I found out that while I was away, he would go out to the mailbox, pick up the checks, take ‘em down to the bank and cash ‘em... disguised as me. He had the little kitty arrow through the head...and the little kitty bunny ears. And I wouldn’t have caught him, but I went out to his house where he sleeps...and there was about $3,000 worth of cat toys out there. Any you can’t return ‘em ‘cause they have spit all over them! So now I’m stuck with $3000 worth of cat toys! Oh, sure...they’re fun. You got the little rubber mouse; has a bell inside of it- Haw haw haw! Boy, I hate it when it goes under the sofa! Whoa, gimme that! Gimme that! Hiss! hiss!
-Steve Martin
SO FUNNY!
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