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Good Riddance to 2010: What’s Going to Happen in 2011?
Pajamas Media ^ | 12/31/2010 | Frank J. Fleming

Posted on 01/01/2011 6:42:24 AM PST by Lakeshark

Using my analysis of current events, intuition, a computer model, a magic 8-ball, and a garbage bag full of fortune cookies, I’ve got a list of predictions of what will happen in the next year. And remember, none of my predictions in the past have ever been proven incorrect (mainly because I use a lot of weasel words
~snip~

February:

It will be a record warm February — further proof of global warming. Or it will be a record cold February — also proof of global warming. Or it will be the most average February temperatures on record — which would be the greatest proof of global warming of all.

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There are a few light laughs in this article pretending to predict future events. Unfortunately some of them may come true.....

:-)

Happy New Year to all!!!

1 posted on 01/01/2011 6:42:28 AM PST by Lakeshark
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To: Lakeshark
What’s Going to Happen in 2011?

Same thing but only different?

2 posted on 01/01/2011 6:48:50 AM PST by SouthDixie (The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.)
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To: Lakeshark
It will be a record warm February — further proof of global warming. Or it will be a record cold February — also proof of global warming. Or it will be the most average February temperatures on record — which would be the greatest proof of global warming of all.

Keep it up and mass hysteria will be just around the corner! /s

This predictable climate unpredictability (~snort) will put weathermen worldwide into an early grave.

3 posted on 01/01/2011 6:49:30 AM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: SouthDixie
1/1/11

It's all the original prime numbers in a row! And the Mayan calendar hasn't even run out!

*Trembles at what happens this morning at 11:11, or this afternoon at 1:11.*

4 posted on 01/01/2011 6:53:20 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

“After Joe Biden is signed in, his first act as president will be to put our nation’s top scientists on figuring out how to get his head unstuck from a bucket.”

ROTFLMAO!


5 posted on 01/01/2011 6:55:28 AM PST by alice_in_bubbaland (DeMint/Ryan 2012!!!!!)
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To: Lakeshark
By 7pm C, the UW Badgers will have WON The Rose Bowl...and that's all that REALLY matters on this most holy of cheesehead days in Wisconsin! Go, Badgers!
6 posted on 01/01/2011 7:00:10 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Lakeshark

Our #1 job is to go against Obama 100%, and in doing so, HOLD BOEHNER’s feet to the fire HOURLY!

Obamacare
Drilling
Oil prices
FCC
EPA
Immigration

This works, do it! Everyone! On a daily basis we should be calling and emailing.

http://johnboehner.house.gov/Contact/


7 posted on 01/01/2011 7:03:27 AM PST by CincyRichieRich (Keep your head up and keep moving forward!)
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To: Lakeshark
So I’d make it a New Year’s resolution to stock up on guns and canned food. As for me, I’m moving to Alaska, where I expect Sarah Palin to become a powerful warlord.

Alaska, here we come!

8 posted on 01/01/2011 7:07:20 AM PST by JRios1968 (This is me, in a nutshell: "Let me out of here...I'm trapped in a nutshell!!!!")
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To: Lakeshark

The continuation of the march to Socialism, only with new words to describe is since people are starting to future out that this is what Hope and Change 1.0 REALLY mean.

Essentially Government confiscation of your property, wealth, and most importantly your rights.


9 posted on 01/01/2011 7:09:53 AM PST by R0CK3T
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To: R0CK3T

future = figure


10 posted on 01/01/2011 7:10:49 AM PST by R0CK3T
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To: alice_in_bubbaland
“After Joe Biden is signed in, his first act as president will be to put our nation’s top scientists on figuring out how to get his head unstuck from a bucket.”

BUCKET spelled BUTT?!?!?

11 posted on 01/01/2011 7:25:28 AM PST by eaglesiniowa ((Hope is not a course of action))
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To: Lakeshark

If 1/1/11 is bad, what will 11/11/11 bring.


12 posted on 01/01/2011 7:25:55 AM PST by american_ranger
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
Ha, Michigan State already showed they're the superior team!

They wuz robbed!

:-)

Okay, okay, I'll cheer for the Badgers.......

13 posted on 01/01/2011 7:28:14 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark
11 is my favorite number so it is all good, btw 1 is not a prime number.

14 posted on 01/01/2011 7:28:24 AM PST by SouthDixie (The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.)
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To: SouthDixie
btw 1 is not a prime number

*Ponders the future of FR's claim of intellectual superiority over DU*

:-)

15 posted on 01/01/2011 7:34:03 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: JRios1968; onyx; Virginia Ridgerunner; sarah fan UK; Clyde5445; Brices Crossroads; Bigtigermike
My favorite line from the article: So I’d make it a New Year’s resolution to stock up on guns and canned food. As for me, I’m moving to Alaska, where I expect Sarah Palin to become a powerful warlord.

Proof she won't run....

:-)

16 posted on 01/01/2011 7:37:20 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark
Bear in mind, Y2K sent many into mass hysteria as well...get back to me at the end of day.

17 posted on 01/01/2011 7:39:44 AM PST by SouthDixie (The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.)
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To: SouthDixie
Just wait until Y21111 is over before you declare us safe.......

Start panicking! All the computers are gonna malfunction! There's not enough 1's in the system!!!

18 posted on 01/01/2011 7:46:19 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Lakeshark

19 posted on 01/01/2011 7:55:48 AM PST by JRios1968 (This is me, in a nutshell: "Let me out of here...I'm trapped in a nutshell!!!!")
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I’m sure you have seen this! Our Niece is a UW Madison Alum!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVAZXZfIlNk
Go Badgers! Go PACKERS! Happy New Year!


20 posted on 01/01/2011 9:14:25 AM PST by Shady (LIBERTY is NOT a Four Letter Word.)
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