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Good Riddance to 2010: What’s Going to Happen in 2011?
Pajamas Media ^
| 12/31/2010
| Frank J. Fleming
Posted on 01/01/2011 6:42:24 AM PST by Lakeshark
Using my analysis of current events, intuition, a computer model, a magic 8-ball, and a garbage bag full of fortune cookies, Ive got a list of predictions of what will happen in the next year. And remember, none of my predictions in the past have ever been proven incorrect (mainly because I use a lot of weasel words
~snip~
February:
It will be a record warm February further proof of global warming. Or it will be a record cold February also proof of global warming. Or it will be the most average February temperatures on record which would be the greatest proof of global warming of all.
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There are a few light laughs in this article pretending to predict future events. Unfortunately some of them may come true.....
:-)
Happy New Year to all!!!
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posted on
01/01/2011 6:42:28 AM PST
by
Lakeshark
To: Lakeshark
Whats Going to Happen in 2011?
Same thing but only different?
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posted on
01/01/2011 6:48:50 AM PST
by
SouthDixie
(The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.)
To: Lakeshark
It will be a record warm February further proof of global warming. Or it will be a record cold February also proof of global warming. Or it will be the most average February temperatures on record which would be the greatest proof of global warming of all. Keep it up and mass hysteria will be just around the corner! /s
This predictable climate unpredictability (~snort) will put weathermen worldwide into an early grave.
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posted on
01/01/2011 6:49:30 AM PST
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: SouthDixie
1/1/11
It's all the original prime numbers in a row! And the Mayan calendar hasn't even run out!
*Trembles at what happens this morning at 11:11, or this afternoon at 1:11.*
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posted on
01/01/2011 6:53:20 AM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
“After Joe Biden is signed in, his first act as president will be to put our nations top scientists on figuring out how to get his head unstuck from a bucket.”
ROTFLMAO!
To: Lakeshark
By 7pm C, the UW Badgers will have WON The Rose Bowl...and that's all that REALLY matters on this most holy of cheesehead days in Wisconsin!
Go, Badgers!
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posted on
01/01/2011 7:00:10 AM PST
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
To: Lakeshark
Our #1 job is to go against Obama 100%, and in doing so, HOLD BOEHNER’s feet to the fire HOURLY!
Obamacare
Drilling
Oil prices
FCC
EPA
Immigration
This works, do it! Everyone! On a daily basis we should be calling and emailing.
http://johnboehner.house.gov/Contact/
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posted on
01/01/2011 7:03:27 AM PST
by
CincyRichieRich
(Keep your head up and keep moving forward!)
To: Lakeshark
So Id make it a New Years resolution to stock up on guns and canned food. As for me, Im moving to Alaska, where I expect Sarah Palin to become a powerful warlord.Alaska, here we come!
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posted on
01/01/2011 7:07:20 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(This is me, in a nutshell: "Let me out of here...I'm trapped in a nutshell!!!!")
To: Lakeshark
The continuation of the march to Socialism, only with new words to describe is since people are starting to future out that this is what Hope and Change 1.0 REALLY mean.
Essentially Government confiscation of your property, wealth, and most importantly your rights.
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posted on
01/01/2011 7:09:53 AM PST
by
R0CK3T
To: R0CK3T
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posted on
01/01/2011 7:10:49 AM PST
by
R0CK3T
To: alice_in_bubbaland
After Joe Biden is signed in, his first act as president will be to put our nations top scientists on figuring out how to get his head unstuck from a bucket. BUCKET spelled BUTT?!?!?
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posted on
01/01/2011 7:25:28 AM PST
by
eaglesiniowa
((Hope is not a course of action))
To: Lakeshark
If 1/1/11 is bad, what will 11/11/11 bring.
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Ha, Michigan State already showed they're the superior team!
They wuz robbed!
:-)
Okay, okay, I'll cheer for the Badgers.......
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posted on
01/01/2011 7:28:14 AM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
11 is my favorite number so it is all good, btw 1 is not a prime number.
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posted on
01/01/2011 7:28:24 AM PST
by
SouthDixie
(The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.)
To: SouthDixie
btw 1 is not a prime number*Ponders the future of FR's claim of intellectual superiority over DU*
:-)
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posted on
01/01/2011 7:34:03 AM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: JRios1968; onyx; Virginia Ridgerunner; sarah fan UK; Clyde5445; Brices Crossroads; Bigtigermike
My favorite line from the article:
So Id make it a New Years resolution to stock up on guns and canned food. As for me, Im moving to Alaska, where I expect Sarah Palin to become a powerful warlord.Proof she won't run....
:-)
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posted on
01/01/2011 7:37:20 AM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
Bear in mind, Y2K sent many into mass hysteria as well...get back to me at the end of day.
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posted on
01/01/2011 7:39:44 AM PST
by
SouthDixie
(The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.)
To: SouthDixie
Just wait until Y21111 is over before you declare us safe.......
Start panicking! All the computers are gonna malfunction! There's not enough 1's in the system!!!
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posted on
01/01/2011 7:46:19 AM PST
by
Lakeshark
(Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
To: Lakeshark
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posted on
01/01/2011 7:55:48 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(This is me, in a nutshell: "Let me out of here...I'm trapped in a nutshell!!!!")
To: Diana in Wisconsin
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posted on
01/01/2011 9:14:25 AM PST
by
Shady
(LIBERTY is NOT a Four Letter Word.)
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