Good Riddance to 2010: What’s Going to Happen in 2011?

Pajamas Media ^ | 12/31/2010 | Frank J. Fleming

[Lakeshark]

Using my analysis of current events, intuition, a computer model, a magic 8-ball, and a garbage bag full of fortune cookies, I’ve got a list of predictions of what will happen in the next year. And remember, none of my predictions in the past have ever been proven incorrect (mainly because I use a lot of weasel words
~snip~

February:

It will be a record warm February — further proof of global warming. Or it will be a record cold February — also proof of global warming. Or it will be the most average February temperatures on record — which would be the greatest proof of global warming of all.

[Lakeshark]

There are a few light laughs in this article pretending to predict future events. Unfortunately some of them may come true.....

:-)

Happy New Year to all!!!

[SouthDixie]

What’s Going to Happen in 2011?

Same thing but only different?

[EGPWS]

It will be a record warm February — further proof of global warming. Or it will be a record cold February — also proof of global warming. Or it will be the most average February temperatures on record — which would be the greatest proof of global warming of all.

Keep it up and mass hysteria will be just around the corner! /s

This predictable climate unpredictability (~snort) will put weathermen worldwide into an early grave.

[Lakeshark]

1/1/11

It's all the original prime numbers in a row! And the Mayan calendar hasn't even run out!

*Trembles at what happens this morning at 11:11, or this afternoon at 1:11.*

[alice_in_bubbaland]

“After Joe Biden is signed in, his first act as president will be to put our nation’s top scientists on figuring out how to get his head unstuck from a bucket.”

ROTFLMAO!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

By 7pm C, the UW Badgers will have WON The Rose Bowl...and that's all that REALLY matters on this most holy of cheesehead days in Wisconsin! Go, Badgers!

[CincyRichieRich]

Our #1 job is to go against Obama 100%, and in doing so, HOLD BOEHNER’s feet to the fire HOURLY!

Obamacare
Drilling
Oil prices
FCC
EPA
Immigration

This works, do it! Everyone! On a daily basis we should be calling and emailing.

http://johnboehner.house.gov/Contact/

[JRios1968]

So I’d make it a New Year’s resolution to stock up on guns and canned food. As for me, I’m moving to Alaska, where I expect Sarah Palin to become a powerful warlord.

Alaska, here we come!

[R0CK3T]

The continuation of the march to Socialism, only with new words to describe is since people are starting to future out that this is what Hope and Change 1.0 REALLY mean.

Essentially Government confiscation of your property, wealth, and most importantly your rights.

[R0CK3T]

future = figure

[eaglesiniowa]

“After Joe Biden is signed in, his first act as president will be to put our nation’s top scientists on figuring out how to get his head unstuck from a bucket.”

BUCKET spelled BUTT?!?!?

[american_ranger]

If 1/1/11 is bad, what will 11/11/11 bring.

[Lakeshark]

Ha, Michigan State already showed they're the superior team!

They wuz robbed!

:-)

Okay, okay, I'll cheer for the Badgers.......

[SouthDixie]

11 is my favorite number so it is all good, btw 1 is not a prime number.

[Lakeshark]

btw 1 is not a prime number

*Ponders the future of FR's claim of intellectual superiority over DU*

:-)

[Lakeshark]

My favorite line from the article: So I’d make it a New Year’s resolution to stock up on guns and canned food. As for me, I’m moving to Alaska, where I expect Sarah Palin to become a powerful warlord.

Proof she won't run....

:-)

[SouthDixie]

Bear in mind, Y2K sent many into mass hysteria as well...get back to me at the end of day.

[Lakeshark]

Just wait until Y21111 is over before you declare us safe.......

Start panicking! All the computers are gonna malfunction! There's not enough 1's in the system!!!

[JRios1968]

[Shady]

I’m sure you have seen this! Our Niece is a UW Madison Alum!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVAZXZfIlNk
Go Badgers! Go PACKERS! Happy New Year!