Posted on 12/16/2010 1:04:18 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
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You’re right. I can’t taste any of it.
And you’re probably better off for it, these are pretty bad lol
Merry Xmas, my friend
-RR-
SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
DEMENTIA - I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas.
NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!
PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I’ll tell you why.
DEPRESSION - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All is pretty lonely.
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell...
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away)
A title would’ve probably been nice.
Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed
Yeah, we’ve got a little bit of everything!
A BOFH Christmas:
Some of you may be perplexed about the time you read this message. This
will be because Santa never made it to your respective abodes, hovels,
or machine-rooms. It would seem that his trip was cut short in Toronto this
year.
You see, Santa is dead.
Too long to post it all (etc.)
http://www.freerepublic.com/~Peet/
I count for at least three of of them, just by myself....LOL
lol, will be interesting to see if the White House Xmas ceremony involves the narcissistic one... maybe the paranoid one too, eh
(Remember Barry- just cuz you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re NOT after you)
My bets:
NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!
PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, Im Gonna Cry, Im Gonna Pout, then MAYBE Ill tell you why.
Hah. Great thread. Needs bumpin’, so here you go.
I love the one with Rudolph... the other reindeer were pretty rotten to him. LOL
What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger?
Santa stops after three hos.
Ping
cute !
Thanks TOL!
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