A BOFH Christmas:
Some of you may be perplexed about the time you read this message. This
will be because Santa never made it to your respective abodes, hovels,
or machine-rooms. It would seem that his trip was cut short in Toronto this
year.
You see, Santa is dead.
Too long to post it all (etc.)
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