Zero and Plugs
Posted on 11/21/2010 12:29:27 PM PST by John Semmens
President Obama’s low approval status among American voters is being attributed to his “unconstrained brilliance” and “incomparable talent” by a pair of leading Democrats.
White House senior adviser and longtime Obama friend Valerie Jarrett contends that “his extraordinary talent is so far above that of the average person that there is a disconnect that fosters envy and jealousy. People are refusing to respond positively to his genius out of spite. They are crucifying him just like they crucified Jesus.”
Vice-President Joe Biden argued that “the President is brilliant beyond our comprehension. He makes the rest of us look like morons. It is we who have let him down. The failure of his policies is not due to any fault of his. We are just too stupid to get with the program and do our part to make him succeed.”
Biden theorized that Obama’s brilliance was the result of “having a Caucasian mother, being raised in a Caucasian neighborhood by Caucasian grandparents. This gives him the unique blend of a Black man’s strength and virility combined with the intellectual stimulation of a White upbringing. If both his parents had been Black and he’d grown up in the ghetto he’d probably have been a high school drop out and street thug with a prison record and a short life expectancy.”
The Vice-President did claim to have one advantage over the President. “My dog is smarter than his dog,” Biden boasted. “Hell, my dog is smarter than me. Maybe he should be the vice-president.”
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Do not dare to compare that puke ridden psychopath to my Lord, Uhbamma is a sick person whose brilliance is only noticable by those whom he requires it of to be around him..To the rest, he is a lying sick man not worthy of any praise..
Yep. A bridge too far there John ;-)
lying,sick,sleeper cell muslim,Fraudulent POS!
Title translation: The resident is so full of SH!T.
He refuses to see the truth.....
.....meaning he isn't a genius.
Behold if no man will sing his praises, even the rocks will.
Hobama to the highest!!!
Obozo is a much underappreciated (anti) president who ruins (I meant rules) in the same vein as Carter, or an IV.
Totally agree with you.
You do realize that this is creative satire, right?
PATENT BULLSH1T...Pablum for the unwashed masses...UP YOURS!!
My God...talk about bootlickers and toadies...enough to make you PUKE!!
“The President is brilliant beyond our comprehension.”
Bwaaaaah-hah-hah-ha-ha, Haaaah-hah-hah-hah-ha-ha-ha,
HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,HA, HA, HA, HAH-HAH-HA!!!!
Absoluteley the funniest, most amusing, entertaining thing that has ever come out of the mouth of this Vice President.
(Among others.)
Still laughing here, can barely contain myself.
On the other hand, lamenting the fact that these people have power and wield it so brazenly.
Absolutely amazing.
IMHO
Still laughing here, can barely contain myself.
Odumbo’s brillance is like one ot those curly bulbs it uses 13 watts of energy but gives off 60 watts of brillance.
How is that so, Odumbo has the brillance of a guy with the diagnosis of an Idiot Savant (here is his brillance - campaigning). when it works it only expends very little energy.
Odumbo may be an idiot savant in campaigning as a president, but when the real work comes forth, he goes on vacation after vacation, and whenever not in vacation mode he is entertainment mode - golf, basketball or partying
So Odumbo is our 13 Watt Idiot Savant president
Thanks for the reminder..
I really wish I knew how to do photoshop - Odumbo as a 13 watt curly cue bulb.
JUST the headline is hilarious!
ROFL
Zero and Plugs
Aristotle? Plato? Morons!
The 0bamessiah is so brilliant that no other human being can comprehend what he is thinking about.
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