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Top TSA Slogans On Twitter
Twitter ^ | 11/15/10 | Various

Posted on 11/16/2010 5:43:10 AM PST by careyb

Here are my favorites:

Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.

Grope discounts available.

If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first.

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

We've handled more balls than Barney Frank

We are now free to move about your pants

We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.

It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.

When in doubt, we make you whip it out.

TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

You were a virgin.

We handle more packages than the USPS


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: tsa; tsapervs
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1 posted on 11/16/2010 5:43:14 AM PST by careyb
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To: careyb

All your junk belongs to us.


2 posted on 11/16/2010 5:45:16 AM PST by mewzilla
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To: careyb

The friendly skys start here.


3 posted on 11/16/2010 5:48:10 AM PST by thethirddegree
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To: mewzilla

For all the idiots who think this will keep them safe from terrorists, the baggage crew may be loading explosives into the cargo hold under your seat, while you are showing your seat to the TSA.


4 posted on 11/16/2010 5:51:30 AM PST by kittymyrib
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To: careyb

You crack us up when we’re up your crack.


5 posted on 11/16/2010 5:52:20 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: kittymyrib

FWIW, I’d rather have a simultaneous root canal and IRS audit than fly.


6 posted on 11/16/2010 5:53:29 AM PST by mewzilla
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To: careyb

I’m really of mixed minds on this. I can see that there is a real risk of terrorists smuggling bombs onboard unless people are thoroughly checked. But the TSA appears to focus more attenton on grannies than anyone else. The constitution isn’t super clear on this point, because the TSA would simply deny that their searches qualify as unreasonable.


7 posted on 11/16/2010 5:53:33 AM PST by Celtic Cross (I AM the Impeccable Hat.)
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To: mewzilla

If a guy wore a burka would he still have to be manhandled?


8 posted on 11/16/2010 5:55:23 AM PST by butterdezillion (.)
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To: careyb

TEA party- TOUCHED ENOUGH ALREADY


9 posted on 11/16/2010 5:55:33 AM PST by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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To: Celtic Cross

If they did it to everyone it would be different, Muslim women are being excluded from the scans and pat downs are only to the neck and head area.

Young children should never have an adult pat them down in this manner.


10 posted on 11/16/2010 5:56:25 AM PST by boxerblues
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To: kittymyrib

Not to mention the cargo from Yemen which has never been screened.


11 posted on 11/16/2010 5:57:11 AM PST by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: careyb

The TSA isn’t silly, they just want to inspect your willy.


12 posted on 11/16/2010 5:58:29 AM PST by Le Chien Rouge
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To: Celtic Cross

“I can see that there is a real risk of terrorists smuggling bombs onboard unless people are thoroughly checked”

Perhaps to reassure us about the necessity for this program, TSA should release reports of the airline bombing terrorist plots by Catholics, Protestants, and Jews that they have thwarted since 2001.


13 posted on 11/16/2010 5:58:44 AM PST by silverleaf (All that is necessary for evil to succeed, is that good men do nothing)
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To: careyb

LOL


14 posted on 11/16/2010 5:59:13 AM PST by Mercat
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To: boxerblues

Adults should never be patted down in this manner, either.


15 posted on 11/16/2010 6:00:04 AM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation ("This is our moment, this is our movement, this is our morning in America!" Sarah Palin)
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To: careyb; 444Flyer

Stroke of the hand, law of the land.


16 posted on 11/16/2010 6:00:25 AM PST by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: boxerblues

Muslim women are exempt?? Then why the HELL do they seach anyone? The main threat is being allowed to walk right into the plane while they frisk normal americans. Why are muslims excluded? What reason does the TSA give for letting them waltz right through?


17 posted on 11/16/2010 6:00:43 AM PST by Celtic Cross (I AM the Impeccable Hat.)
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To: boxerblues
If they did it to everyone it would be different, Muslim women are being excluded from the scans and pat downs are only to the neck and head area.

I don't doubt what you are saying here, but could you give me a link or two where it is documented? I would like to be able to back it up when I talk about it with my tolerant friends and relatives.

18 posted on 11/16/2010 6:01:57 AM PST by aberaussie
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To: butterdezillion

I flew through Detroit once. WASPy li’l ol’ me got selected for an extra special search. Oddly enough, none of the Arabic speaking males on the flight were pestered. Go figger.


19 posted on 11/16/2010 6:02:54 AM PST by mewzilla (Hey, Schumer, how's that Lockerbie bomber deal investigation coming along?)
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To: careyb

It’s for your own protection. Submit, or we will straight-up murder your a$$.


20 posted on 11/16/2010 6:03:27 AM PST by Smelly_Fed
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